Good Luck, Kid
The newest baby to endure public judgment: Levi Alves McConaughey, son of Matthew and Camila. The good news for Levi is he gets to grow up under the tutelage of someone as wise as Mateo, who described the birth as so: "We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."
We should start some cuteness ranking system with all the OK! babies as of late. That's the only way this infant parade is going to stay entertaining.
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That baby is sayin, All right, all right, all right. Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.
Do they make bongs with nipples?
Close enough…
http://images.google.com/imgre.....l%26sa%3DN
why didnt you take the quote where he thinks the baby's "PECKER" is like totally narely and sweeeet!! ???
I love how insane he is.
Poor kid's got an idiot for a father. At least he'll be rich.
what is that moron talking about?
Is it me or are all these babies starting to look the same? Maybe I'm just lacking any maternal instinct…
Celebrity baby articles are boring because articles on celebrities are boring.
The editors on this site just make it fun. The comments add some spark.
How the cock is it tribal to DJ?
He is so weird.
B-Cakes, you're alright. All babies do look the same. Bland little blobs as far as I'm concerned. Call me when these kids are on their way to rehab …
why bother buying a picture of a baby when you can photoshop the last baby pic. heck, you can photoshop any baby pic. for the OK! Mag crowd you could just slap a picture of a baby goat on there and call it a day.
that poor woman. i hope she slapped him at least once.
Aww, I think it's a really sweet picture, though. It's not ridiculously posed looking; I'da liked one like that of me with my own family! I'm gonna guess that this guy, in his own way, will be a way better parent than someone high-maintenance and high-profile.
Well, phooey, I posted a link to a picture of a bong with breasts, but it's been 'awaiting moderation' all morning. Oh, well.
That sounds like the most horrifying birthing ever. DJing? Brazilian music? Tribal? I was expecting him to start talking about how he sat between her legs, had a couple tokes and then started keepin' the rhythm with his stupid bongos.
His girlfriend is Brazilian.
Y'know what? I read a woman talk about having sex with her husband while she was in labor. I think she called it the "semen on the cervix trick." I was so disgusted thinking about the baby's head coated with cum. What a way to come into the world! Sitting between her legs and "getting tribal" is very acceptable in light of this.