She needs to run right to a buffet.

OMG, run Annie Hall, run. Katie looks like she's about to short circuit. I wonder what Pacey is up to now? I'm pretty sure Van Der Beeker lost his hair but I have only seen him on the cover of some straight to video dvd. I think that's still one up on Pacey. I don't care to use his real name since he's Pacey in my heart.

He'll always be Charlie Conway to me. (Mighty Ducks)
"Recently, he was in Tokyo, filming a US remake of the Asian horror film Shutter. He is in Canada filming an independent film called One Week."
So basically, Pacey isn't doing shit.

I don't want. (awkward pause) Your life.

Maybe they'll do a, Dawsons Creek movie compilation. And everyones straight to video movies can be featured. Or as they now call them at Blockbuster. "Blockbuster Exclusive"!

I heard that Pacey was coming to Grey's Anatomy… but then the strike happened. So who knows.

She can't run the Boston Marathon. She would have to run the NY Marathon in 3 hours 40 minutes or better. Her time was 5 and a half hours. But, since she is a celebrity I guess she does deserve special treatment. Screw the people who put in all the training hours and barely missed the cutoff. I'm sure they won't mind at all.

Honestly, does anyone here watch Grey's Anatomy? Because I have seen part of one episode, the first season, and I found it to be a stinking pile.

I smell what your steppin in Lisa.

Also, is it "us" weekly or "you-ess" weekly? I called it you-ess weekly and some girl made fun of me. But I was giving the benefit of the doubt. Us weekly is so freaking pretentious.

I kept thinking I was watching ER. It got disorienting so I never did it again.

Actually, someone called it you-ess weekly last night, and I laughed about it. Not to their face, but behind their back, because I'm passive-aggressive like that. Timely question. They may have been right.

I always thought it was "us" because they do a really annoying thing in articles: "Kate Hudson tells US Matthew McConaghey's odor is noticeable from five blocks away!"

See and I find that capitalization to be confusing. She could tell You-Ess - just like you could tell People, or Time. No? But then the front only has the U capatlilized, making it seem like it is "us". Rumple, I am so effin bored today.

And their feature, "Stars! They're just like US!"

Although I find that feature to be absolutely fucking hilarious. Yes, I'm ashamed.

I think Grey's Anatomy is a stinking pile as well. And the spin off, what ever its called, no thanks.

I am also bored, but also don't really want the day to end as my work holiday party is tonight. Grooooooooaaannnnnn.

now I don't know what to call it. I feel like my brain may just eat itself.

What about you-us? Kind of covers both bases.

If the title is a Pharcyde ref, then I love you.

Probably, that Cord knows about all the hipster music out there.

PS heyhey. Save yourself. Loving Cord just makes you want to wear black eyeliner and listen to the Cure.

Is it normal to hate Katie Holmes and her whole fucking family? I read online that she called her kid "a strong woman." Fuck you, Katie. Really, am I the only one who needed to get that out of my system?

That's because Suri is in charge of her mom when Tom's not around.

I believe it. How can they say she's L. Ron Hubbard's biological kid when she already has Tom's smug mouth? I hate them all.

People are only saying this because they are hoping she will veer off the course and finally escape Tom's clutches. As you can tell lately, dude hasn't been running with the wifey.

Totally with you, bedbugs. Katie's (Kate's?) time in the NY Marathon was 5:29, 1 minute under the 5:30 qualifying cutoff time for Boston… for women over 80. Boston's considered by many marathoners to be the holy grail of marathons. I hope Boston officials don't start granting exceptions to every fruitcake with money.