Hi, Evan Rachel Wood, is this your eccentric grandma who was at Woodstock? It's amazingly kind of you to find the time show her around London, but aren't you becoming interested in boys? As young and beautiful as you are, you really should be out dating and going a bit wild. That's not to say you shouldn't be friendly to your elders, but there comes a time when you need to leave them to their pancake makeup and juice regimens and go dance harder than their knees will allow.
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Great post! I don't think I would've seen the eccentric grandma thing unless you had pointed it out, but it is so true.
By the way, what is he doing out in the light? Didn't he say he gets up when night falls and goes to bed a dawn?
How sad is it when a girl completely adopts the entire look of her boyfriend's ex?
Oh my…
Hilarious post, Cord. Good call Krista. Yikes…
ok…the fact she is a romancer of the elderly doesnt bother me so much… but the fact she copies soooooo much the look of Dita is comeplettly pathetic…Anyway, she is very young and stupid that is for sure…
Krista and Valentina, you guys are so right - this girl is totally trying to rip off Dita's style. Don't get me wrong, I think Von Teese's style is fantastic but if I were the stepping in as the 'newer model' in some immature, pseudo-intellectual git's life, I would shy away from so obviously trying to emulate his (soon to be) ex-wife. Pathetic.
Oooh, but note the nice Lolita glasses on her hip. Classy reference, E.R., classy.
She looks pretty; and yes, nice shout out to Nabokov.
Manson/Warner/Hack is pathetic. Geez.
i was thinking the same thing about dita. it's really sort of sad that she does that.
Lil' Miss Evan will be in therapy or deprogramming before the year's out. But like Manson said, he wanted the sex symbol without the responsbility of marriage. Evan Rachel Wood is perfect for him accordingly - he gets to behave like a spoiled brat and she'll think it's cool.
Deprogamming definately.
Remember what asses we were at 19? She'll have a laugh in a couple of years…if she doesn't ruin her life first.
I read somewhere that Lolita was her fave book BTW.
she looks like she is in a trance.
Its interesting how, all of his woman have that spaced out unfocused look in their eyes when they are next to him isnt it?
and he has said he has dabbled in mind control. Its a shame, she is an easy target.
you're right tia….that look in her eyes is creepy and spaced-out. lol…but then as your eyes move to the left, you get an even better picture of "creepy"….these two are nuts!
I read on a different site that there's a song on his new album called "Heart Shaped Glasses." The lyric supposedly goes something like," Don't break my heart and I promise not to break your heart-shaped glasses." Other than that, it's an obvious reference to Lolita. I bet she thinks she's clever.
Dearest Marilyn,
40 year old Hipsters are not cool.
Sincerely,
The Rest of The World
What is up with his hair? Is he going bald? He looks like some super greasy man that would grope your ass as you walked by. Ick.
Dearest Becca,
Judgemental Internet Bitches are not moderately interesting or original.
Sincerely,
The Rest of The World