Those Twins Are Going To Be Fierce

Jennifer Lopez, who is still very much preggers, showed up at the Marchesa show yesterday in New York. You know, to pass the time until those twins pop out.
Obviously, 9-months-pregnant women are supposed to get all glammed up and pose in stilettos. Those moms-to-be who sit around and rest before giving birth? Lazy.
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I think she is faking this pregnancy.
I was totally lazy, Whitney. Thanks for the mammary's. The ass is big, the belly, breasts, it all just blows up. If anybody had tried to make me put on heels I would have stabbed them in the eye with my heels. I'm so violent when I'm pregnant.
Similar to JLo, I am set to pop a kid in a week. I can't imagine wearing high heels right now - my feet barely fit in my Nikes. Plus I feel like the kid is going to fall out of me if I walk too far - she literally could drop those kids right out the bottom of her dress.
Now excuse me while I wait for my four year old to make my breakfast.
OMG that poor woman. Why the hell is she putting herself through that? Just sit on the couch with some Chef Boyardee and watch Ellen. That was my only adgenda while preggers.
i think you're being a bit sexist cord. it's like you feel a bit grossed out by a woman aiming to look glamorous and wanting to be sexy and noticed while she's pregnant. i don't think j-lo should fall off the radar and become a baby machine, we like glamorous stars to be glamorous and sexy all the time, if they want to.
Well done Cord…at last you found a pic of a fat fashion victim at Fashion Week. Be careful Cord..if you eat too much Curry …you could end uip looking like J-Lo's…..arse.
al: First this is a Whitney post. Second- I don't think that Whitney was being all serious. Third - JLo has barely shown her face during the middle of her pregnancy and now she is everywhere and wearing clothes and shoes that anyone who has ever been pregnant knows have to be VERY uncomfortable at this point. From what I have read she is due any day.
She's due in 2 weeks, I read it at GoFugYourself.com. And not that I wore heels, but I worked up to my 38th week, and was out at a Halloween carnival with my oldest the day before I went into labour. It was a cement floor that I had to stand on for hours and I was 39 weeks. Those were quite possibly the two dumbest things I've ever done during pregnancy. Other than a jello shot I had with my first (back then, you were still told drinking in moderation was ok). And that was only 8 1/2 years ago.
I think maybe the hefty ankle straps are there purely to keep her feet from snapping off.
Ha, I taught yoga up until the week I had my c-section and my baby was 10 pounds. But, I sat in a chair and ordered them around. Namaste, bitches, whatever. I had a friend who did headstands till the end. But her daughter loves to spin in circles till she pukes.
Juje: I think there is a future for Dom'x Yoga. "Downward, you dogs!" Between this and drunk kickboxing, we have the start of an awesome gym.
Being on your feet at the end of a twin pregnancy is entirely different than with a single baby pregnancy. I can't believe she is out and about…I was on doctor-ordered bedrest for the last two months of my twin pregnancy and in the hospital for two weeks before they were born, at 35.5 weeks. I really wonder how far along she is, because twin pregnancies don't usually last the full 40 weeks. Anyway, I sure hope she does not fall on those stilettos, because we all know Skeletor would snap in two if he tried to catch her.
I taught Kickbox up until two weeks ago and I only stopped because I had braxton hicks like crazy the night after my last class. Luckily my oldies in Silver Sneakers are moving at my pace, and unfortunatly they can sometimes move even better than me. That being said, I am still not showing up anywhere in heels. Unless you count Shox as heels, cause they kind of are in a way.
Lisa: Tiny shorts and fro merkins…the only choice for a uniform. Especially for drunk kickboxing.
EXACTLY! I am glad you are on board with this business plan Lily.
Lol I work at WalMart and one day a lady came through my till and she was VERY pregnant. I asked her when she was due and she said "today". Plus, she had heels on. Personally, I think that lady was nuts LOL.