this is what happens from headbutting Dane Cook.

I hope babyfishmouth doesn't try and take any stitches out herself, she'll just unravel like a sweater.

Oh. My. Lord.

Courtney doesn't need a bath, she needs an exorcism! And a bath.

No, creature just needs to return to her motherland, the swamp.

i love it! can we please really start calling her baby fish mouth?

i an emvious of her color contacts, but if i wore them i'd insist they stay in place.

Ooooohhhh…. she looks like gollum with herpes. I can't bear it.

I don't care, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for Court for throwing assorted make-up at the back of Madonna's head. You can't take my Love love away people, you just can't.

EVIIIIIIIL, she's a babyfishmouth now. You can't help them when they've transormed species. She's like Pokemon, she's evolved. Save yourself woman, I think she eat cat poop now.

lalalalalalalala, can't hear you. :)

I loved me some JT, I did. But I could no longer avoid the douche he'd become. I had to let him go. I have a ceremony and everying. She may try and eat your brains.

I…I just can't. Too weak.

Don't come crying to me when she's eating your brains.

Aw, bullshit. You know you'll let me cry on your shoulder with my empty little skull.

Your right. I was just trying some tough love.

JT Who?

i think i may go as this picture for halloween - forget the lips, her eyes are terrifying

I believe juju is referring to her lost love Justin Timberdouche.

That love is more lost to me than the tv show. Didn't we almost have it all? He's just a skidmark in my love shorts.

April, think of the small children. I beg of you, they'll all need therapy. I fear for our children with Lovezilla walking free.

Oooh, skidmarks on my heart.
You've got me in fifth.
You're burning rubber, like my love.

Tell me someone else here hearts the Go-Go's as much as I do.

Frances must RUN when she sees her Mom.
No, you're not on drugs Courtney, we believe you.
HA!

I love them, lust to love, was the last thing I was dreaming of.

They were my heroes when I was seven. I wanted to be Jane Wiedlin something fierce.

looks like she has been grinding her teeth and gnawing her lips waiting for a fix.

http://www.ilsvont.com

I had two windows of comments opened at the same time, and forgot this one was about Courtney Love, and for a moment thought you were speaking ill of me. Then I stopped being dumb.

SHE IS SO HEINOUSE.
ALWAYS DISGUSTING.
SO FUCKING GROSS.

evil twin, you have to compartmentalize your Courtneys. There's cool Courtney, who was a lovable drug-addled, some might say husband killing hoebag who gave the world the finger while drooling and throwing stuff at Madonna. While no one would point to her as a role model, she was awesome, however, she's dead.

The woman we see before us only gives herself the finger and has evolved into a mess of insecurities manifesting themselves as bad plastic surgery. She is doll parts–an animated shell loosely (or more accurately, too tightly) resembling the former Miss Love. Don't be fooled, just mourn.

Heinouse is my favorite imported beer.

P.S. No, I'm not bitter.

Poor Courtney, she thought we were calling he a babyfishmouth. I could see why you'd want to curse us all to hell.

Having to look at frankenmouths face is punishment enough. I like the picture where she's scratching her face.

Courtney hungry, feeeeeed,Courtney.

I think if we gave Courtney (Love, just to be clear), a purpose, like say, drinking Britney Spears under the table and then stealing her purse, she could be restored to that lovable imp I once knew.

I liked her on the Pam Anderson Roast, is that normal? I don't want to be normal.

When someone tells me I'm crazy, I say, thanks, your sweet. I'm in lets commence operation, Courtney crazy drunk bitch.

We just need a really cool van and a theme song.

wait till the next white ones pulls up to get you.. and nab it.

but if you are gonna do that, do me a favor, see if they have Kitchy bound and gaged in the back will ya?

Seriously, where has my main bitch gone? I feel like a part of me is missing.

*shaking with uncontrollable sobs*

*pats et's back*

there there et, shes probably fucking golden balls that could tye her up all week… hopefully, for her. *crosses fingers*

We could really use a show that's a cross between Celebrity Big Brother and Celebrity Death Match. We could put several messed up people in a house and mess with them until there was only only one left standing. Too gruesome? Hrm…

Dream cast?

Your crying all over my jewel encrusted tank top. Woman up Evil. Before operation crazy Courtney we'll stop off and save Kitchy from the Scientologists. Why does she provoke them?

remove one of those onlys, if you would, please.

I blame my hair.

PAULA ABDUL! Pleaaaaaaaase.

jujubees, oh yeah, good one. She would definitely work. You've got addiction problems, body issues and an imminent melt-down factor there.

ET I thought I was your main bitch??? Sob. Happy Friday ladies!

happy friday bea

Be A! :-)

Hi, Be A! I love you all the same, don't be jealous, it's just that Kitch is my partner-in-crime 9 times of 10 when Cord needs to take his medicine with a large glass of shutthehellup.

New Tom-ba flavor? Probably Katie's favorite.

That's Mrs. KATE Cruise.

When will you people get it, she's Kate! K to the A to the T to the E. This spelling rap brought to you from the Black Eyed Peas. We spell good.

"K to the A to the T to the E, why girl, you brainwashed."

There just seems to be a rise in the "crazyeyes" in Hollywood lately. I for one don't think drugs are to blame. I think something's fishy next door and we're just dealing with a shitload of Rosemarys.

It is worrysome now that you mention it. I'm afraid to go there now. I don't want to catch the crazy eyes. BUt if I have to choose. I'm going to take the crazy eye's over the herps.

What about crazy eyes versus wonkey eyes??

uh…is that herpes? i hope that's an old picture…ugh. it's a race to the grave between courtney, lindsay and britney. i guess courtney is winning.

It's a sure bet she's not the newest MAC spokeswoman; don't think they make 'Viva Hopelessly Addicted' just yet.

HAHAHaHaHahahaha…eewwwww.

OMG, herps, wonky eye, or, crazy eyes. There's just no way to win in that lottery.