That's his costar. His girlfriend/beard is Ashley Tisdale.

And I'm sorry I know that.

Oh, I like Ashley Tisdale. She's like the anti-Lindsay.

I like her, too. Zac drives me up a freaking wall, though. He's mini-Aiken.

My daughter has a crush on Zac and on Drake Bell. I keep trying to steer her towards Drake.

He really looks like he's struggling in the kissing picture. Think, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise.

*allegedly*

You're welcome, Cord.

Drake Bell is adorable.

Glad I'm not alone in my dirty old ladyness.

He wasn't even dating Ashley Tisdale. It was that Vanessa chick from the High School Musical films and they broke up, That Beard has been trimmed and he's grown a new one.

Yeah Kitchy and Evil Twin, duh. I only know this fact becuase my kids made me watch that movie more than I'd care to admit.

I actually kinda like HSM. It was like a cleaner version of Grease for the tween set.

It was ok the first 10 times. It looses it's magic after that. It's like Xanadu. I thought that was the greatest movie ever, EVER!!!! I watched it a few years ago and it is not the greatest movie ever. I watched it one too many times.

Grease… now there's one I sang the lyrics to ten years later and went "What?? My mom let me watch this 'round the clock???"

Nothing like listening to a 10 year old sing, "You know that ain't shit when we'll be gettin' lots of tit in greased lightnin". Good times.

"And chicks'll cream… for Greased Lightning."

Mommy, what's cream mean?

Oh me too! "The chicks'll cream for Greased Lightnin'" OMG. I did watch this with my kids a few weeks ago, and the lyrics totally went over their heads too, thank goodness. As did why on earth Danny was rubbing plastic wrap on his crotch.

On the actual blog post, I hate shoes that are THAT open-toed. I hate seeing the entire toe.

Now back to your tangents.

The plastic wrap is supposed to simulate a condom, or so I've been told.

Or a deep-seated desire to have Tom Cruise wrap him in Saran Wrap and cover him in honey.

Either/or.

Both?

Would you really need both? I mean, what good is a condom if you're already wrapped head to toe and covered in honey?

Or Tom could wear the condom. So yeah. Both.

That is a little too open toed. Those toes might just fall the feck out.

If I was doing the sex with Tom or John, I want both.

*BARF*

This kid wears more makeup than Pete Wentz. And that's really saying something.

Throw in Manson with his ass flaps, and I'm in.

Watch out for the explosive diarrhea. Yep, that Saran wrap will come in handy.

Mmmm… shit-covered Saran Wrap.

I can never eat fudge again.

AAAAnnd here we go again, going down the only road we've ever been. It all leads to shit somehow, doesn't it?

Should we discuss episiotomies again instead?

Did someone buy TP today?

Is anyone having that not so fresh feeling?

Every rose has it's thorn.

I think the Hairspray girl is kind of cute (but you're right, Kitchy, too much toe!), but that kid has douche written all over him. I want to chop off those stupid bangs so bad.

And I'm not even sure I know who he is. Don't you have to be famous to have a beard?

I like that we went from evil twin asking if we ever felt not so fresh to Marie calling Zac a douche.

Excellent.

Oh and he's relatively famous amongst the teenybop crowd. And unfortunately, he's going to star in the remake of Footloose.

Reportedly.

*Zing!*

He's an up and coming a hole. He needs to lay off the pancake make up. And the eyebrows are a dead giveaway. Look at how perfect they are. Not a stray hair to be found.

noooooooooooooooooooooooo please don't say that to me. Please say this douche is not playing Kevin Bacon's role. It's not to late to take that back.

Any day he's going to bitchslap someone on a plane.

His eyebrows are of Metcalfeian proportions.

I take it back.

I'm lying, but I'll take it back in order to help you out.

Who's playing the Lori Singer part?

You ever been busted for boppin is in my top 10 list of greatest movie lines ever. He's unworthy of Kevin Bacon's (or as I like to call him, Kevin Sausage)keds.

I'd liket o see him do a duet with Clay Aiken. I think it would be true love.

lol Metcalfian proportions. That one is going on my list.

I haven't heard who's playing Lori's part. Or anyone other than Bacon's. Dammit.

Please don't let them say Jessica Simpson. I will stab myself in the eye if they do.

Oh God.

Hopefully that goes from your mouth to the dumpster.

I think she's too long in the tooth to pair up with Zac. It will probably be Ashley Tisdale or Vanessa Hudgens. That Disney crew sticks together.

ok, I'm coming to terms with this. So long as they leave Outsiders alone.

Oh they're redoing the Outsiders, too. With Drake Bell, though.

NO!!! Why do they have to fuck with my childhood like this? Can't they fuck with my grandma and remake Gone with the Wind or something?

I was KIDDING. *lol*

That's it. I'm going to watch that Cisco clip till my brain just shuts down. Death by balls.

Oh thank God! Kitchy that was really cruel. I started to weep uncontrollably and now I have all these boogers from crying really hard.

That was true evil.

I'd take a bow but I'm afraid you'd take the opportunity to kick me in the ass and send me over the cliff.

Nah, you know we love you. Just don't joke about the Outsiders, k?

her boobs are way TOO BIG!!

Yeh Zac was with Vanessa, and being with Nikki is an unconfirmed rumor. Rock on either way Zac, two cool chicks!

What? This guy is rumored to be dating all 3 of the girls he's been in movies with? Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, and the Beard. Oh, I almost said the Bard. Wouldn't want that rumor to get started. "Gay Teen Crush Dating Dead Prolific Writer! 3 Actresses And All High School English Teachers Crying!"

Yeah there's a reason I don't do this professionaly. I wish it were the big girl. Wouldn't it be nice to see a big girl get respect without having to get a law degree or her own cruise ship.

He's dating Vanessa Hudgens. It's all over the People website.

He's dating Vanessa Hudgens. It's all over the People website. And Ashley Tisdale is dating some idiot from Laguna Beach… Stephen.

no hayden panawhatever is dating steveb from laguna beach.. lol