It's a Damn Flame Tattoo: Do You Know Where Your Children Are?
1. Drunkenly making out with men with flames tattooed on their forearms.
2. Drunkenly making out with men wearing "distressed" trucker hats.
3. Drunkenly making out with men as your breasts topple out of your halter top.
What are "Things you shouldn't be doing as a middle-aged, single mother of two"?
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Ouch. I know it's true and all (the line from some movie comes to mind of "How many 120-year-old women do you know?") but ouch, it hurts to hear "middle-aged" about someone younger than yourself. *lol*
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Where is Tommy Lee?! Perhaps Pammie and Tommy have an "open" relationship?!!
[...] Pamela Anderson found herself a new man…and shows a nip. [Mollygood] [...]
You know, there's some kids of celebrities who despite all the wealth and privilege, I can't help but feel a bit sorry for (Madonna, Britney, Pam here of course) cause man, school is hard enough without all your classmates having seen your mother's dirty laundry.
[...] Hardworking single mom Pamela Anderson takes a break from parenting to bump and grind with a tattooed K-Fed [...]
She's such a ho-bag.
[...] Hardworking single mom Pamela Anderson takes a break from parenting to bump and grind with a tattooed K-Fed [...]