I hope this is a fake scene. I never imagined Carrie looking so damn hard. She's got a little Disney villanesse vibe here, a la Cruella DeVille and Maleficent. Plus her headpiece is just damn ugly.

mmm billy idol.

nailed it! cruella DeVille - if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will

Mr. Big seeing Carrie walk down the aisle "What the Fuck…"

Cord, your lucky this isn't a Steven Spielberg movie.

As in, "What the fuck is this bitch doing with a peacock on her head?"

She was a showgirl, with green feather in her hair, and some botox in her head.

I know I'm no fashion maven, but really? Are giant feathers on the side of your head circa Pocahontas in style?

Big, your girlfriend, WOOF.

And somebody hold me—why is Samantha dressed like Salma Hayek's cross-dressing Pepaw?

Wow… if I tried to dress my bridesmaids like that, my wedding would turn into a showdown. Except for the blue dress, that's purty!

Her wedding dress has giant dress testicles hanging off it. Dressticles, if you will. (And I will not.)

All the outfits remind me of my cousins quinceanera. No feathers involved but there were some big ass flowers.

No jokes Janice. Especially since they aleady have to bring their own food. Your such a bridezilla.

Abso-fuckin-ridonculous.

(That's Southern Mr. Big, I reckon.)

I had a dress alarmingly similar to the blue one for a friend's quincenera. Except it was that 80s icky shade of fuschia over black, and shiny.

Barf.

And did Sarah JP produce the movie? Is that why Kim Cattral also looks so ridiculous? She's the showgirl's understudy. Her nevergonnamakeitonstagebutI'llkeepgettingdressedanywayjustincase understudy.

The shinier the better. It helps propel you during the, chicken dance.

Juju, I'm not a total bridezilla. I'm providing the Cheetos. And I'm going halfsies on the bridesmaids taxis. So they can shut it and let me enjoy my special princess fairytale day of hearts.

Because YOU'RE THE BRIDE, DAMMIT.

its ok to be a bridezilla janice, i totally am. I am making my bridesmades wear the same dress as me, and when bandits attack on of them is totally getting kidnapped.

Brides or not, I bet we're all going to be wearing peacock feathers on our heads within the next year, citing Carrie's fabulousness as inspiration.

Well, I haven't worn a tutu on the street yet, so I'm holding out some hope that I resist.

I vow, here and now, to never wear a peacock feather on my head unless I'm dressed up as a Flapper for halloween

her dress skirt looks like a white down comforter

I highly doubt its as comfortable

Unless I pass out in a ditch at the zoo, I as well vow to never wear a peacock feather on my head.

These dresses are some O'Keefe vagina shit, yo! I can think of at least two other ways if you HAD to have a bird on your head, to not look so damned crazy.

April: it looks like it could have been part of that one Project Runway challenge where they had to take thrift clothes and re-FASHION them.

I'll take you all up on that vow. Unless I get drunk and start cage fighting with peacocks. You guys know how I like that.

Janice and JuJu, what if you go to Dover, will you eschew the traditional fascinators? Egads, what would the Queen Mum thing?

does it matter what she thinks? shes dead.

I don't care what the Queen Mum thinks since she wouldn't lend me the car for homecoming. She knows what she did.

I don't care what she thinks becuase she's a skeleton and I'm jealous. I want to be that skinny.

Too bad she is dead. Queen Mum is so much more funner to say than Queen. Booty.

It makes you feel like you too can be queen. Queen dummy. It feels so right.

I think we already have a Queen Dummy. Begins with M, ends with alren. Or something like that.

i agree the queen mum was more fun than the queen too.

ps juju - we've all seen you and you are pretty damn skinny, so shut up. :-)

Yes, but you can only see like 3 ribs. Her clavicles are killer.

i am so mad i looked.

I feel like I've already seen this movie. I'm gonna take all the paparazzi photos from the set and put together my own story board.

for real, that dress is ugly, but has she EVER worn anything on SATC that didn't make you say WTF?

I loved most of the shoes, but even some of those were hideous.

there was that one dress, I still dream about it. At the black and white party. I think it may have been a De larenta

HEE-HAW! My little pony gets married. Who is the best man? Mr. Ed?