Thursday night was Filter magazine's Coachella Kickoff party. There was free Heineken, good DJs, bad dancing and great times.
Pretend like you're there after the jump.
Heineken has a hand in almost everything at Coachella, meaning that event bars will generally only serve Heineken and (blech!) Heineken Light.
Then again, it's all gratis, and drinkers can't be choosers. What the beer lacks in quality it makes up for with remarkable freeness.
Some, of course, got a bit too excited and had to sit for a spell.
Here's the newest issue of Filter. I've got a couple pieces in it, one on Blonde Redhead and the other on Charlotte Gainsbourg. Check 'em out.
There was a Guitar Hero II corner. I can't escape this game. I have friends that could probably play it for two days straight if they didn't have to pee or eat.
Daria and Hunter S. Thompson were there, which was weird because one's a cartoon and one's dead.
There was also an authentic stagecoach robber.
Hey, it's Colin from I'm From Rolling Stone. Say what you will about that show, but that dude wrote some good stuff.
Where's this clown when you need to get embarrassing photos of him making out with a much older woman for your blog?
Dancing!
I ran into this blast from the past while dominating the dance floor. This girl called me a "fucking asshole" about twice a week when we were in high school together. Look how excited she is to see me!
Zing!
I do believe there's a metaphor in this.
On the shuttle bus back to the resort, guess who got to sit next to this cool dude brandishing the entire bottle of vodka? You bet your ass it was me. Hearing him scream "phat crib" over and over into his BlackBerry was like fingernails on a chalkboard in a nursery full of crying babies.
Time for bed.
Editor
Congrats Cord on drinking and successfully keeping your wits about you! Other folks in the photos look like they are seconds away from getting sick. And, who invited GRANNY to the bash?!
Wow, Coachella looks fabulous. Except for that drunk screaming guy… although there's always at least one of him anywhere you go.
Cord. Oh Cord.
Sometimes I tumble into intellectual crushes with people because they write with such exacting wit; I had that with you. And I could deal with it. But now I have a face crush on you too and that's harder. You shouldn't publish such dashing pictures of yourself, you devil.
Jessica has summed it up nicely. This is merely an echo.
Echo, times 2.
*swoon*
You girls all forgot what a little hottie we have in our midst, huh? Smart and pretty…he's the total package. Have fun, Cord!
jesus cord, youre ridiculously good looking. Thats got to be a mistake because youre too smart and funny of a guy to be pretty in the face. how dare you?
Damn you and your cuteness. And your tallness. Damn you.
And damn you for getting to go to Coachella whilst I'm packing for my move from Ft. Lauderdale to New Orleans. Damn you. Sigh.
God, I'm so jealous.
Wow…you're a tall drink of water… ;)
And I'm sorry about the screaming drunk guy. Ick. At least he didn't vomit on you.
Cord I would love to fuck you in your back pussy…
Well, I can't agree with the other posters, but I do think you're a narcissist. And probably that girl from high school was right.
Ditto #11.
This site has become so boring I barely ever bother checking it. Let alone posting.
Ho hum.
This site is less about funny, dry celeb gossip than it is about Cord et groupies stroking his ego.
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Cord is easy on the eyes, what's wrong with that? It's a whole lot better than looking at the dingleberry Perez.
And you forget to mention, evil twin, that Perez's ego could fill up Madison Square Garden. Cord hasn't posted a pic since he first arrived…
so, I see no girlfriend in any of these pics. does that mean your looking for one?
Duly noted and agreed, Aimers!
Cord we need to set up a date so i can fuck your back pussy…
kendals got the right idea - let's get to the real gossip here. cord, are you really single? a handsom, straight, single man who loves to talk sh*t about stupid celebs? your a dream come true.
p.s. your especially cute in that last pic :) nice hat.
Umm. wtf is going on here.?