….and clearly overdressed. what was the point of that outfit? to look like "desperate attempt at faking class" barbie?

i'm going to laugh so hard when this shitty movie only makes 4 million.

What's that your saying, Marilyn Monroe? I know, that's what I say too. Gentlemen do not prefer wonk skanks. But oily heir's sure do.

Hey Paris, Za Za Gabor called - she wants her look back.

Heh. This reminds me of the saying, "you can put a pig in a dress, but it's still a pig."

Sometimes, when I don't shower for a few days my heir gets oily too.

Does your heir also smoke and sweat a lot and write bad checks?

how do you spell that puking sound?

sooz: I like "blaaaaererereghhhhhh," but I go all out when I puke.

Juje: it does, which is totally embarassing. I'm all, "heir, get a job! Stop bouncing checks. And lay off the cigs, sweat hog." But it also always has a Diet Coke, so I am pretty much always set for a prentative douche after unprotected sex.

How ironic, they are talking about Paris' trip here last week. She showed up 50 minutes late and the interviewer asked her two questions that her people asked be cut from the interview. The interviewer would not.

Did you know she also has a producing credit and she said this is her first serious role. And now she wants to only be in movies she executive produces. How I translate this, nobody will hire me unless I throw down some money.

Oh yes, the acting in the clips is the worst I've seen since, Attack of the killer tomatoes.

It made me, blaaaaaaereereereghhhh" all over the place.

My heir has a freeloading brother and they just sit around and smoke all day.

Saw her on Letterman and I got the feeling Dave feels she is an idiot. She is just so fake and really thinks she is great. I had really never seen her talk on tv. Now I never want to see her again. Is that possible??

Come on you guys. She's a serious producer now. I hope she joins Scientology.

I don't think Scientology wants her either.

yuck

This headline just made me realize that at some point we will definately be subjected to "water-play" sex tape of her…I'm completely disgusted with myself for wanting it.

It's Lazy-eye Barbie!

she looks like she's made of wax.

and herpes.