cord is trying to get denise15 in here again. what other reason could he possibly have for doing such a perez-like post?

It takes a lot for Victoria Beckham to make me think "What the fuck was she thinking when she got dressed??"

I couldn't care less about her boobs. Her dress, on the other hand, looks like my legwarmers from the early 80s.

shocking colour green..ewww man what the hell was she thinking?

I won't even talk about ther boobs

The woman defies the logic of physics. There is no possible way she be able to remain in an upright position given the size of her freakishly large head and bosom.

I believe my Grandmother had a crocheted lap robe in the same pattern as her dress. Dode's was, however, a much paler shade of what-the-hell-ever color that is.

It's like it's made out of recycled tennis balls. And I don't mean the boobs.

I kind of love it. Am I crazy?? It's a shocking color, yes, but she is rocking the shit out of it!

I'm a fan of the cut and think the color is rather fashion forward. She's working it. I sort of love her.

I like the cut a lot. I hate the fabric and the color. On top of being day-glo, it's horribly unflattering to her complexion and hair color.

"Don't hate the dress. Hate the shoes." Didn't I hear that in Pimps Up Hoes Down?

For the record, though, I don't sort of love her. I absolutely and completely love her. I just hate this color and flower thing on her.

come on guys, she's wearing safety green. maybe she wanted to make sure people could see her crossing the street. haters. ;)

Maybe they're her very own Goldenballs.

Walking talking highlighter ;-)

That bitch stole my homecoming dress. From 1984!

I like that dress. Not for her, for me. For when I dress up like a slutty dandelion. Seriously.

do you think we'll get commies today? i really hope we do because i'm going through withdrawls.

It's been so long. But we haven't really had any truly crazy posts to mock. Where are the crazy people?

We haven't been able to see them cause usually they show up on some post from like, June. There must have been secret crazies, crazying alone all over this crazy place.

More importantly, all of the crazies are Pete Wentz fans.

I hate when they do that. You crazy people have to get out of the past and get with the now. I don't read the old shit. I'm all about right here right now. You know, like Jesus Jones. I'm one old bitch.

I stared at that picture for 5 minutes before I realized the color of the dress. I could not get my focus off the ill placed flowers. Ugh. The flowers look like she's got Wonky Nipple Syndrome.

Really, I can't believe Bunnie skipped out on Commies the last two weeks. Where are his priorities??

Bet Bunnie takes that seriously and bitches at me.

He's going to have a lot of compiling to do today, if they're going to cover the last 3 weeks. I wonder if it will be a meta-edition of the commies? Or are we just going to say, Screw 2007, This is Now!

What would it win? Most consistent complainer? Most ungrateful poster? I think the truth is, Poster I secretly love and mock so nobody will see my true feelings.

Well, that's how my mom said boys show they like you. She's always right, so she says.

I'm really confused about what it is people like about her. Is it that she sends a message to the world that the vapid, talentless, shallow, tacky and ugly can be famous, too?

Maybe he's doing a best of 2007 commies.

You know he loves you Kitch, he's just to scared to say so.

Well duh. Everyone loves me. Especially Denise15.

Well, denise is just like a bucket full of acid rain. She pours down on you all sweetly and it feels nice at first but then it burns the skin right off your body.

I love her. She knows she's over the top and doesn't much care. She seems pretty self depracating. Hate the fact that she's teetering dangerously near nip-slip territory in that top photo. I'm not a fan of dayglow colors but if it were in black or white or red, it would be awesome.

The dress looks like someone took the curtains from my family's 1968 Coleman pop-up camper and died them highlighter yellow.

My mom has an old pyrex bowl that is orange with yellow flowers around it. That's what I think of when I look at this. Old vintage pyrex. Weird.

yuk…I think I'm going to be sick.

….but the dress is o.k.

love the Perez touch. ROFL!!!!!

…Whoops…too late…I puked all over her pic on my monitor…but hey …you know what…its an improvement…it suits her better than the Perez come shot…and matches the dress. I think I'm on to something here…move over Perez & Cord….Billy Barfing on some sickly slebs is the new thing.

Congrats, Victoria! You've won an award for your fashion sense. She was named Worst Dressed on the Blackwell list.

what she lacks on the face, she make up for the boobs. great job Boobtoria beckham