I hate to say it, but it’s marketing genius, since 13-year-olds with low self-esteem are the only ones who read Perez Hilton.

Someone finally makes Spencer’s Gifts look normal.

I actually like the blue shirt and grey hoodie… But what’s with the lumpy mess in the middle? I dont think i’d buy that…

The originality is astonishing! So creative to mix a Tokidoki ripoff with a Kidrobot ripoff! It’s almost as creative as an X17 ripoff paired with a TMZ ripoff!

it looks exactly like everything else there…and several other places…

It’s Heidi-Montag bad.

Choni: you described this derivitive mess so well I plan on ripping YOU off and pretending I came up with that observation. Although I might add that threw in some 1999 Hot Topic “ska-punk” section.

From the collection, “Am I trying too hard? Never mind, I don’t care what you think. (Except I do.)”

From now on, whenever I mess up I’m going to say that I pulled a montag.

who the hell keeps trying to make Perez Hilton happen?! besides himself, I mean? he’s like Joan Rivers USED to be — celebs are nice to him so he won’t talk smack about them. Joan was FINALLY put out to pasture, and out of OUR misery. unforch, you can’t fire someone from the internet. oh and, yeah, real original designs. looks like somthing that Ashley and Pete would “share”.

honestly, what does this guy do? id almost rather see him here than spencer or heidi. wheres kimora and her boo! i like seeing them together!

His jacket is creating an optical illusion that Perez is a dump & plump, he should stick to stripes if he wants to look slim & stylish

snacky, when you said that, i immediately starting singing “we’re going to need a montag (montag), ooh it takes a montag (montag).”

America. Fuck Yeah.

Lisa(#1) You’re right, from the waist down it’s all Avril rips off Gwen

stopthemadness, that’s awesome. Hopefully we never need a real montag.
My favorite song is the Pearl Harbor sucks song.

EMO

elle, are you KIDDING ME!?!?!?

seriously.

wtf!? lmao?! LOL! STFU!

other stupid internet acronymz!!!

what’s funny is that he keeps saying that he knows his market and the people that will buy it. he went about this clothing line trying to market it to college girls. i’m sorry, i’m in college and that shit looks like something the “trying to be punk” kids wore when i was in 9th grade!!! get a clue, fat ass.

I would give anything to see him hawk this shit on QVC. All manicured nails and stuff: “Do you have a young son or daughter that really loves celebs? Does your tween have a pissy attitude and eat all your frozen Whitecastle Hamburgers? Well have we got the suspenders for that little black sheep”

I’m not really loving the “whiskers” on these pants.

Especially on the hot pink pants and on the blue pants.

It’s been years since I had some whiskers on my crotch area, and I surely don’t need the Perez Whiskers.

Oh, and let’s be honest, I am not shopping at Hot Topic for myself.

But I do like to go in and rummage around. It
throws off the employees. They act like they have never seen an old person. It makes my day, then I head over to Starbucks.

you know the sadest part is this ass makes like $100,000 to write his stupid blog that’s not even funny! I’m not even that witty and can come up with better material if I tried. Any….is cloths suck too! (told ya I wasn’t very witty)

HE IS SO USELESS GROSS AND SUCKS ASS TO EVERYONE, PEREZ IS GROSS
YA WHO IS TRYING TO MAKE HIM A SOMETHING BESIDES HIMSELF?

ONLY THOSE WEIRD EMO KIDS WILL BUY HIS SHIT