Lowering The Bar
So Ali Lohan's singing career is really happening, as evidenced by her first single, "All the Way Around." Ali describes the song as having a "hip-hop vibe," which leads us to wonder whether or not Ali has actually listened to hip-hop.
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Wow, I'm impressed. With the people that edit the music. She sounds like a bag of cats being thrown against a wall on Living Lohan.
Wow. The engineer and producer really had their work cut out for them. You can tell that she is a terrible singer, but they did a great job. All hail Auto-tune!
That being said, it is still an abomination.
You don't know what you are talking about Whitney, thats some original gangsta shit right there.
I can't see the video (it's blocked), but I did hear her on Living Lohan and I thought her voice was ok. Not good enough to make an effing album, but ok.
I read on Wiki that her new album is going to have a bonus tracks of her doing a cover of NWA's Straight Outta Compton.
*off to update wiki*
It's pretty bad.
I think they lyrics are the worst part though.
Wow! I made it through nearly 26 seconds. I'm pretty impressed with myself.
this makes my lunch come all the way around
Keeblerkahn… I went to wiki to see if you'd really edit it and you LIIIIIIEEEED! Why didn't you fix it? My heart is broken.
I'm not sure who's gonna go platinum first- this one or Brooke Hogan.
A hip hop vibe, in that hip hop is 'music' and this is…'music'…and not a chainsaw, a diesel engine starting up, or a jackhammer. I too am taking off my hat, along with my panties, garter belt, and push bra in a 'hear hear' for the sound engineers who managed to take the voice on Lohan Christmas (go to iTunes for the love) and turn it into this masterpiece of engineering.
Isn't she only like 14? How could so many people get together and agree to mess up her life just so they could make money?
I know, I know, it's the industry. But greed at the expense of children never ceases to shock me.
It sounds as bad as most R&B/Adult Contemporary crap on the radio…can someone explain why this is worse than what passes for music on corporate radio? I mean, yeah it sucks, but it all sucks doesn't it?
Sorry Randa Roo , I saw something shiny and got distracted.
she looks tiny standing next to her sis, was that planned?
I for one can't wait to see her on "I'm a Celebrity's Sibling, Get Me Out of Here Unless There is a Chance That People Might Want To Pay Attention To Me, In That Case, Bring On The Live Maggot Pudding Goat Blood Challenge"
E! Channel, I look to you.
Heidi has raised the bar.
So she can slip effortlessly underneath.
LOVE IT killorn
you hate this but liked the new kids on the block abomination? tres confused.
well said, ilnaz. well said indeed.
its sounds great her vocals are incredible her tranversals and vocal variety as well as tone is unique and great i think the comments left are an atrosity lindsay hurt herself ali's done nothing yet you diss her thats cruel and if you guys dont want her to turn out like lindsay why mention it so often and why break her self esteem eith these ridiculous comments grow the hell up and by the way it is hip hop maybe you guys have no knowledge of the variety that is hip hop idiotic jerks you people or should i say animals are just jelous bullies who should be ashamed of yourself
i think the comments left are an atrosity lindsay hurt herself ali's done nothing yet you diss her thats cruel and if you guys dont want her to turn out like lindsay why mention it so often and why break her self esteem eith these ridiculous comments grow the hell up and by the way it is hip hop maybe you guys have no knowledge of the variety that is hip hop idiotic jerks you people or should i say animals are just jelous bullies who should be ashamed of yourself