Lowering The Bar

So Ali Lohan's singing career is really happening, as evidenced by her first single, "All the Way Around." Ali describes the song as having a "hip-hop vibe," which leads us to wonder whether or not Ali has actually listened to hip-hop.

Jul 9, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 22 Responses
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  • Comments (22)

    No. 1 Jackie says:

    Wow, I'm impressed. With the people that edit the music. She sounds like a bag of cats being thrown against a wall on Living Lohan.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    No. 2 nancygirl says:

    Wow. The engineer and producer really had their work cut out for them. You can tell that she is a terrible singer, but they did a great job. All hail Auto-tune!

    That being said, it is still an abomination.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    No. 3 Keeblerkahn says:

    You don't know what you are talking about Whitney, thats some original gangsta shit right there.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    No. 4 Another Katie says:

    I can't see the video (it's blocked), but I did hear her on Living Lohan and I thought her voice was ok. Not good enough to make an effing album, but ok.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    No. 5 Keeblerkahn says:

    I read on Wiki that her new album is going to have a bonus tracks of her doing a cover of NWA's Straight Outta Compton.

    *off to update wiki*

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    No. 6 uncle walt says:

    It's pretty bad.

    I think they lyrics are the worst part though.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    No. 7 Whoville says:

    Wow! I made it through nearly 26 seconds. I'm pretty impressed with myself.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    No. 8 Emily says:

    this makes my lunch come all the way around

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    No. 9 Randa Roo says:

    Keeblerkahn… I went to wiki to see if you'd really edit it and you LIIIIIIEEEED! Why didn't you fix it? My heart is broken.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    No. 10 Lale says:

    I'm not sure who's gonna go platinum first- this one or Brooke Hogan.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    No. 11 Berexxa says:

    A hip hop vibe, in that hip hop is 'music' and this is…'music'…and not a chainsaw, a diesel engine starting up, or a jackhammer. I too am taking off my hat, along with my panties, garter belt, and push bra in a 'hear hear' for the sound engineers who managed to take the voice on Lohan Christmas (go to iTunes for the love) and turn it into this masterpiece of engineering.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    No. 12 sar says:

    Isn't she only like 14? How could so many people get together and agree to mess up her life just so they could make money?

    I know, I know, it's the industry. But greed at the expense of children never ceases to shock me.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    No. 13 Max Thrax says:

    It sounds as bad as most R&B/Adult Contemporary crap on the radio…can someone explain why this is worse than what passes for music on corporate radio? I mean, yeah it sucks, but it all sucks doesn't it?

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    No. 14 Keeblerkahn says:

    Sorry Randa Roo , I saw something shiny and got distracted.

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    No. 15 maria says:

    she looks tiny standing next to her sis, was that planned?

    Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    No. 16 killorn says:

    I for one can't wait to see her on "I'm a Celebrity's Sibling, Get Me Out of Here Unless There is a Chance That People Might Want To Pay Attention To Me, In That Case, Bring On The Live Maggot Pudding Goat Blood Challenge"

    E! Channel, I look to you.

    Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 12:44 am
    No. 17 ilnazhad says:

    Heidi has raised the bar.
    So she can slip effortlessly underneath.

    Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 5:22 am
    No. 18 sar says:

    LOVE IT killorn

    Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    No. 19 button says:

    you hate this but liked the new kids on the block abomination? tres confused.

    Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    No. 20 stopthemadness says:

    well said, ilnaz. well said indeed.

    Posted: Jul 10, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    No. 21 okin says:

    its sounds great her vocals are incredible her tranversals and vocal variety as well as tone is unique and great i think the comments left are an atrosity lindsay hurt herself ali's done nothing yet you diss her thats cruel and if you guys dont want her to turn out like lindsay why mention it so often and why break her self esteem eith these ridiculous comments grow the hell up and by the way it is hip hop maybe you guys have no knowledge of the variety that is hip hop idiotic jerks you people or should i say animals are just jelous bullies who should be ashamed of yourself

    Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    No. 22 okin says:

    i think the comments left are an atrosity lindsay hurt herself ali's done nothing yet you diss her thats cruel and if you guys dont want her to turn out like lindsay why mention it so often and why break her self esteem eith these ridiculous comments grow the hell up and by the way it is hip hop maybe you guys have no knowledge of the variety that is hip hop idiotic jerks you people or should i say animals are just jelous bullies who should be ashamed of yourself

    Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 10:06 pm
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