Looook yall. jamie foxx is grabbing mahhhh boooo beeees. He's touchin the one the left. Can I see eet on the ebay?

He's obviously just checking her heart rate. It's okay, it happened to me too on New Years'. Thank you, Steve, for caring about me enough to check, every hour on the hour.

Maybe he's studying for his next role as a heart surgeon? It's ok lady, it's for Breakin 5 electric boogaloo, the reunion. I'm a surgeon but I still just want to pop n lock it on the streets. Can you feel it?

Finally, overcoming all obstacles, he learns he can pop it and lock it in the OR, thus reconciling his inner conflict.

Well how else is Ray Charles gonna get some???

A funky remix of "Like a Surgeon" plays in the surgery as he finishes a heart transplant and smoothly transitions into the put-your-hand-over-your-heart-and-make-like-it-is-beating-out-of-your chest. Whatever that move is called.

She's never going to wash that breast again.

I'm not sure she would have anyway.

I hope she remembers to lift and seperate in the shower. He may have touched Paris.

No amount of lifting and separating can wash off that kind of shame.

But maybe buying some new bobbies will help. Those look too small. What are they, ee's

I don't know. I can barely see them. Hand me the magnifying glass.

Oh, there they are! Yeah, definitely no bigger than EEs. Rookie.

Lightweight. You don't get the big roles without big fake knockers.

Men who are allowed to touch womens' breasts in public are gay. Always. I guarantee it.

The gossip is that Jamie Foxx is way gay. Thus why you never see him with women and why he's allowed to just touch boobies without repercussions.