Normally we wouldn't trust this story, courtesy of the National Enquirer, but we would have never believed that Britney Spears would shave her head and hold her child hostage in a bathroom, so it's safe to say that the Spears family isn't exactly predictable. And then there's the source, who was right that one time about John Edwards, so we can't fully doubt the credibility of this rumor. Instead, we'll just pray it's not true.
Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again, y'all! Only three months after giving birth to her first child, the teenage mother is already knocked up for a second time.
'Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical. … Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. She’d expected to have her period by early September.' A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.
OK, first off, why is Lynne furious? This is just another child to add to her pot of boiling cash cows. You know she's already got OK! on the phone for yet another million dollar exclusive. Secondly, friends are supposedly urging JL to abort this baby so she can focus on the first. It's a shame there's no way to avoid getting pregnant in the first place … perhaps some sort of protection? Oh right, they make that. And JL obviously doesn't use it.
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What a damn idiot. Though to be fair, right after her second child my cousin went to the doctor to get her tubes tied and he told her she'd have to wait 9 months for the third she was having to arrive. You have no idea how bummed she was. JL probably does though.
My niece made this same "error" in judgement. She was pregnant again 4 weeks after her second son was born. When she told me, I asked her if she was using BC, and she said that she thought you couldn't get pregnant if you were breastfeeding. And she wasn't even 17 at the time, so she didn't have that excuse.
Oh my… true white trash.
to be fair… sometimes accidents happen. Condoms are only 86% effective. so maybe? I mean probably not, but maybe.
Its a common misconception that you can't get preggers if you're breastfeeding…that's only true if you nurse at least 5 times a day or something like that…man, don't people ask their doctors/nurses questions anymore?? I got on the pill THE DAY AFTER I had my son…didn't want any suprises at the 8 week follow up lol
Aren't you supposed to breastfeed 8-12 times a day? Your baby eats every 2-3 hours…
Still, who doesn't at least use a damn condom? Oh right, Jamie Lynn and Bristol.
You can still get pregnant even if you exclusively breastfeed and don't use pacifiers (which translates into more time on the boob). Basically breastfeeding works by expelling fertilized eggs because of the increase in hormone levels. That's not exactly a guarantee.
Skaði–you really do well to explain the miracle of childbirth. God the human body is disgusting.
lol chel
the problem is, does she really wanna raise 2 kids who will look like cows? as in, cash cows?
DAMN CLASSIC TRAILER TRASH, YOU CAN GET THE GIRL OUT OF THE …… BUT YOU CAN GET THE …… OUT OF THE GIRL
Boiled cash cows are delicious.
It just increases our odds of another Britney-level meltdown.
Should she have been having sex that soon to begin with? I mean, let that wound heal at least.
I was sitting on a rubber donut and taking sitz baths for six weeks, so don't ask me.
I thought Lynn would be happy. This means that once the second child is born, the first can work in the coal mine to support grandma.
i don't like boiled cash cow. i prefer marinated in honey teriyaki sauce and then chargrilled with cheese and pickles served on ciabatta bread.
Is it lunchtime already?
I don't know why anyone would be surprised at this news at all. Of course the skank was gonna get pregnant again in the trashiest fashion. It's about as shocking as Clay Aiken coming out of the closet.
I had no interest in sex 3 weeks after I had my son. Too much work, and I was too damn exhausted all the time.
I've heard it's great over mixed greens.
I meant, boiled cash cow is great over mixed greens. Not sex. I have no idea what sex over mixed greens would be like.
Oh, it's hot. Especially with a homemade dressing.
If I didn't already have a sinus headache this morning, this Jamie-Lynn business would have given me one.
I hope this is a lie, I feel sorry for them…especially Jamie-Lynn's vuh-jay-jay.
ET, or undressing!
Booya.
ZING!
Good one janice!
how can she be eight weeks pregnant, three weeks after giving birth?
i'll think i'll pass on this one
Because she gave birth five months ago.
Dumb hillbilly.
if the rumor is true, then Jamie Lynn is a FUCKING idiot.
lol hags
HA! Reminds me a story my mother in law told me…BACK IN THE DAY….this is a woman who had 4 children before she was 20.The first two are 10 mos. apart. She said at her 6 wk checkup she told the doctor that no man had touched her body..doctor said "well my dear young woman, no MAN may have touched your body but something did because YOU are pregnant!" I thought young woman today were more educated about these things! Obviously not. All the money in the world can't replace brains.
How could she use protection? Sarah Palin advocates "abstinence only" — most likely Young Spears is a Palin supporter & believer!
How about she is just dumb.