Live TV from a local news station is the best. One of our local anchors was attacked by a little kitty cat a few months ago, and it was the toast of the internets.

people still care about her "wardrobe malfunction." I remember watching that half time performance, its wasnt a big deal. she had a star on her nipple anyway. why do people still care?

I think Cord has a lil crush on Janet. After the (In Style?) party he must have been thinking of her and now he is stalking her all over the gdamn country. Am I right? Plus Janet is too cool for school, who wouldn't have a crush.

/Poetic Justice was so awesome!

Ugh, the interviewer is like that douchebag friend who's always reminding you of embarassing things you did at parties eight years ago. Let it go, m'friend.

I think Janet handled it with class and Tyler was a gentleman blocking her. The news crew was saving face after being dissed.

Yes, Tyler Perry's class > Justin Timberlake's class.

Typical for Sacramento local news. "Tonight, a earthquakes hits killing over 300 people but first, we're live on the scene where Ms. Jones' dog Milly has just given birth to eight puppies. We're with the happy mother right after this"

I have a crush on Cord.

You, me, and the rest of Cord's Kingdom.

I fell into Cord's Kingdom through the back of my closet.

ET- I had to search for the kitty attack on youtube and its pretty damn funny. Although I think she was crying.

I would feel bad about laughing at another person's misfortune, however considering the company here, I don't think I'm alone. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sIm3uc3GIE

Please, don't feel sorry for her. She's a total bitch. The kind that smiles as she's covering a 150 car pile-up. I watched it as it happened live and laughed my ass off. And she also deserved it for squeezing that cat the way she did when she was holding it.

PS- I applaud those of you who dealt with darling Denise last week. Her wit and sophistication were obviously lost on us. We should all strive for her eloquence and poise.

It's true. You can tell after the thing she was like "I'd throw you out a window too, you mangy little shit." You don't squeeze a kitty because it meows, crazy lady.

And if it's growling, don't squeeze it harder and to try and make it stop. Bad move.

Haw haw haw, I'm obviously not a cat person. How was I to have known they would object to me trying to crush their voice boxes to shut them up? Haw, shucks.

And they REALLY hate when you turn them on their backs and try to bounce them like a crying baby. True story.

Are you sure? I thought cats enjoyed being gently shaken for emphasis during newscasts.

A cat does not generally enjoy being treated like a martini.

My cat loves to play fetch. True story. He's better than most dogs.

My cat loves to fetch martinis. But that took some training.

If you play fetch with a q-tip and have a small cat, it looks just like they're fetching a bone. Also true. :-)

I just want my cat to fetch me a vodka and Diet Coke, and he just looks at me all, "Fuck you. Where's my Meow Mix, bitch?"

Impudent feline.

But I thought TP greatly displayed what we call "bridging" in the p.r. world…

all my kitty cares about these days is his food and the fact that his litter is clean. he barely even lets me pet him anymore. but then again, he is 16 yrs. old so i guess he's entitled to be a cranky ol' cat.

is anyone concerned about janet jackson's face? i heart her to death but she's looking more and more like her brother…please just age gracefully janet…no more surgeries!

I'm convinced that there is no more "Janet," "Michael," or "LaToya." They are all the same person now. Have you seen the three of them together in the last 15 years?

I love cats too … I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

Mr. Corean says:
I love cats too … I just can’t eat a whole one by myself."

when you get to heaven and you realize that st. peter has whiskers, we'll see who's laughing then funny boy!

James, he's Korean, eating cats are part of his culture.