And in the Good Way
I recently talked with Janet Jackson for a magazine article I wrote. As I expected, her speaking voice made her sound like a mouse whispering through a cotton ball. What I hadn’t planned on was how positively charming she’d prove to be. (Full disclosure: She said my name was “cool,” so I’m not without my bias.)
Now, Miss Jackson (I’m nasty) surprises me yet again with this actually funny group of short MTV reality show spoofs. They all have their moments, but the Real World-esque freak out session is not to be missed.
As the clips are running on MTV, the station must know how terribly idiotic its programming is. This makes it willfully greedy, not willfully ignorant, which is much, much worse.
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Im really surprised she has a sense of humor. I thought all those Jacksons were missing the funny chip. It’s nice to see she has a sense of humor…and yes, MTV sucks. They don’t even show music anymore, just stupid Road Rules challenge crap.
Does she threaten to fuck that girl’s ass? HA!
I don’t think willfully greedy is any worse than willfully ignorant…Is that wrong?
Janet > MTV
Okay, I love her now.
Doesn’t this make Janet Jackson willfully greedy, not willfully ignorant, too?..
“her speaking voice made her sound like a mouse whispering through a cotton ball” - Can Cord be nominated for a Commie even though this is technically not part of a comment? I had to spit my coffee back into my cup after reading that. (It was either there or all over my keyboard.)
I second that, the mouse-cotton ball was f’n awesome….