Today: Dickinson's Got Her Guard('s Self-Esteem) Down
August 14th, 2007

In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day???using 17 syllables or less???you???re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that???s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that???s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today’s Someone Haiku winner is cerebratious:

such huge biceps???how?
mayhaps the burden of a
scent no one covets?

I like it. Very witty, cerebratious.

New one after the jump.


Today, how about 17 syllables in honor of this castrato, who humiliated himself in front of dozens of photographers at the behest of Janice Dickinson—a known demon! Pity him with some poetry. Use this for inspiration.

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Comments (15)

No. 1 evil twin says:

He looks like he’s made of plastic.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 4:18 pm
No. 2 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

Help! Self-proclaimed
“First” has tethered
me… literally put
Dick-In-Son

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 4:47 pm
No. 3 sar says:

Cerebratious! Mad props for the use of “mayhaps’!!

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 5:38 pm
No. 4 sar says:

For the sake of abs,
You overlook bad fashion?
K that’s fine with me.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 5:49 pm
No. 5 Marie says:

a plastic woman
doesn’t need real bodyguards
anyway, people

*Sigh*… I don’t know why I continue to torture myself coming up with responses to this game.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 5:51 pm
No. 6 whatev says:

Nice bulging biceps
deliciously chiseled abs.
But can he lactate?

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 6:13 pm
No. 7 American Woman says:

Don’t let your guard down.
The pretty boy is Jan’s Guise.
Foul mouths guard egos.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 9:05 pm
No. 8 NATASHA11225 says:

Mayhaps, perhaps.. Nothing disguises the fact that SARAH “MR. ED” PARKER looks like a man! Lord, what the hell happened to this woman?

She needs Ashley Simpson’s plastic surgeon pronto..

Shorten the CHIN, and dammit, fix that penis nose!! It has bothered me for years!!

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 12:37 am
No. 9 lale says:

Secure, she is not.
Not in the running to be
Natural beauty.

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 12:41 am
No. 10 Mr. T says:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

Worst picture of SJP. Hee-Haw!!!!

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 9:47 am
No. 11 LisaNo.1 says:

Hmm, “Security”?
More like “Insecurity.”
Also, close your mouth.

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 9:51 am
No. 12 SMACK THAT says:

Oh my, Janice D.
Weathered plastic finally
Reached its melting point.

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 10:45 am
No. 13 April says:

oh come on, wouldn’t
if you could? i know that
i certainly would.

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 10:54 am
No. 14 yourmom says:

Life sized Ken,
Mouth agape, ready for him.
Does he even have the parts?

my first attempt at a haiku, but its my favorite part of the page…good work kids!

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 3:32 pm
No. 15 Crick says:

80s pink satin,
00s abs flashed. Oh Botox,
where has the time gone?

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 4:27 pm

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