August 16th, 2007

Jennifer Aniston is in the final stages of a deal that would have her become a caricature of herself, starring in the film adaptation of the juvenile, simplistic book He’s Just Not That Into You.

Aniston joins Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Justin Long, Ginnifer Goodwin and Drew Barrymore in the Baltimore-set movie of interconnecting story arcs dealing with the challenges of reading or misreading human behavior.

Aniston will play a woman in a long-term relationship with a boyfriend who will not commit to marriage.

Asked if she’s excited about her impending role, Aniston said, “This is the life I’ve made for myself,” and then gently wept into her knitting.

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Comments (19)

No. 1 April says:

Cord, i think you forgot sexists, idiotic, annoying, mysagonistic and unfunny.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 11:59 am
No. 2 seyour says:

I never read this book because it sounded like all the things April mentioned it is.

Blah! Jen needs TV work to find refuge in. This film sounds like every other film she’s ever done (except the one with Clive Owen) and that thus far hasn’t lead to any consistent film career.

Get thee to a sitcom audition post-haste woman. You’ll be happier, cinema-going public will feel safer.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 12:06 pm
No. 3 deimos says:

all I have to say is if i was married to brad pitt and he asked me to have his baby i’d say hell yes. this woman has got to be insane.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 12:26 pm
No. 4 Cait says:

Buckwheat sings!

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 12:30 pm
No. 5 evil twin says:

If Brad Pitt asked me to have his baby right now, I’d say hell yes.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 1:56 pm
No. 6 jujubees says:

I often find myself at odds with myself becusae I love her. I think it’s all those residual feelings from friends.

If I had to choose who I would be friends with, I would choose Jen over Angelina. Not that either of them has asked me to lunch, bitches.

She seems like she’d be a good girlfriend. Sure whenever she goes through a break up you need to screen calls becuase she gets a little needy.

But you can still hang with her and go eat sushi. I don’t imagine you could with Angelina becuase she’d think it was all rather pointless.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:17 pm
No. 7 evil twin says:

I don’t dislike Jen, but I’d rather hang out with Ang. She’s the fun, bad influence friend, whereas, with Jen, you’d get coffee and go shopping or something.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:19 pm
No. 8 jujubees says:

That’s about all I can handle. I had the bad influence friend. I could have turned into Britney if I wasn’t careful. I just got the shivers.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:37 pm
No. 9 stvsldy says:

OK—I’m not, like, team Brangalina or anything. Like.

But I have to say, I have just never seen the “Allure” of this woman. I LOVED the show (’Friends’); but she is just not attractive at all.

Yeah, I mixed up a whole bunch of dumb references in there. :-) :-)
That’s what makes this so fun.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:41 pm
No. 10 Cait says:

I hear that Aniston is fee times a mady, actually.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:42 pm
No. 11 jujubees says:

Unce, tice.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:45 pm
No. 12 April says:


Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:56 pm
No. 13 LisaNo.1 says:

Wookin pa nub…Cord I think I love you.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:18 pm
No. 14 LisaNo.1 says:

Strike that, Cait has my heart.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:18 pm
No. 15 jujubees says:

Maybe she should look into some classes at Velvet Jones’ school.

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 3:28 pm
No. 16 Mr. T says:

Cait you break me up. Good one!

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 4:48 pm
No. 17 patty says:

Here’s a thought; maybe Jennifer, like millions of other women, can’t get pregnant. So, would it then be OK for a husband to impregnate another woman to punnish her? Geesh. Takes more than not having biological children to end a marriage, and a heroin addicted, moralless, bi-sexual, psychotic ho would do it IF the man in question had NO morals, NO balls, and was UNtrustworthy. Male Ho + Female Ho = Brad and Angie….so be it. Close call Jen, you might have been stuck with that puzzy whipped whimp.

Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 4:39 pm
No. 18 someone says:

I think the movie will do fine. Maybey Jen isn’t as unhappy with her life as some of you think..And I would never have a baby to keep a man, thats a poor excuse. And if Brad is a cheater ( and I think he is), then he would have left Jen anyway, with or without a baby…If he would rather be with an anorexic/drug user…with a bobble head, and vieny arms, with man hands..then good luck to him.

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 at 8:08 pm
No. 19 patty says:

I just read that Jennifer is to make a movie soon with Owen Wilson; “Marley & Me”. I’m really looking forward to that one, it should be a real trip with these two accomplished and talented comedians. Also, Management is another movie she has signed on for, in addition to He’s Just That Not Into You….good to see a talented actor being put to use …. Rock on Jen!!

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 at 9:39 pm

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