Ooh, it's hard when I have nothing snarky or sarcastic to say. I don't think I can stomach all this genuine admiration.

Um, haha, her dress has pockets! No… shit, even that's kind of cool.

but then you remember that britney sets herself up for it so you continue to compare her to the lovely jennifer garner. that's why we love you.

I am not quite comfortable with you simile, Cord - it is almost like saying that Britney is not responsible for her (to go on with the above) mental midgetry. Her idiocy and imcompetence have been carefully nurtured by her immaturity and refusal to change.

Also, dresses with pockets are the best! I thank Project Runway winner, Chloe, for popularizing it. At least for me.

I think that Britney's misfortune is a cacophony of calamity. It's the fault of herself for not taking responsibility for her actions and her life (the bitch doesn't even have a GED), her stage mother for not demanding more of her as a person and all those who claim to want only the best for her whilst they line thier pockets with her money.

And probably a pretty hearty chemical imbalance in the old braineroo.

Garner appears to be normal. Of course, most anybody seems normal when comparing them to Brit.

I like her. She's pouty in a good way.

I see where he's going. She couldn't help that she was born Britney much in the way you can't help being born vertically shortchanged.

She was pimped out to the biggest pimp of them all, Mickey Mouse. She was just a pawn in their mouseketeer games.

I gave it a good try.

I don't think she looks radiant. I think she looks greasy and boring. I guess I would be too if I were married to Ben Affleck, though.

I bet they have the most vanilla sex-life ever.

No doodie-covered paddles in glass jars in their sex dungeon!

I prefer, 2 in the tush and 1 in the bush.

Like I always say, a bush in the hand is better than two in the bird. Or something like that.

I'm 2 legit to quit.

hey heeeeyyyyyyy

I almost spit out my tobbacci.