The Hollywood Baby Streak Never Ends

The creepy paparazzi caught Jennifer Garner over the weekend either looking really pregnant or suffering from the largest food baby ever. Seriously, what is it with all of these celebrities getting pregnant at the same time? Call us heartless, but we're getting tired of babies.
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A whole generation of coked up trust fund celeb children trying to live up to their parents names. Bring it on!
Maybe she thought another kid would keep Ben at home and out of the bed of that home wrecker Jimmy Kimmel. He did just break up with Sarah Silverman after all.
Please don't name her another color or flower. Please. One is precious; two is quirky.
Look here, maybe celebs aren't having a lot of babies but we are paying more attention to them.
She's definitely pregnant. I saw a headline recently when I was logging into my Comcast email - something about their publicist confirming it I think.
I think she looks cute. She has a cute pregnant belly. I always looked like a weeble wobble.
Oh Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Another baby is not going to save your marriage or make your husband a more involved father.
Guess they are happily married, after all. You can't win in Hollywoodland. If your quiet about your personal life, everyone starts talking Unhappily married. Too bad.
ps. Bostonians are private people.
If your tired of babies, don't put them on your website.
In all fairness to Jennifer, I look like that after lunch at Panera.
@ gayledi
while i understand that abstinence is the only 100% reliable method of not seeing babies, it really sucks the fun out of everything
Tired of babies? SOULLESS!
OK, maybe I'm a little obssesed with children. When I'm out with friends and I get bored, I stick my belly out as far as I can. To pretend I'm pregnant. And I cheer up.
OOOOOOOooooooooooookie, then, Ilnaz.
i'm w/ Whitney. I'm so tired of babies. Friends having babies, celebrities, co-workers…babies babies babies. Maybe I'm soulless, too, but what's the big deal? They're just small humans who can't reason.
Plus they poop in their pants. They need their fathers to yell at them to knock it off. I call that the Weiner Method.
I know people that eat babies.
Cooter! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!!
a dingo ate my baby
I know. So I ate the dingo.
It's the circle of life because then you poop the baby and dingo.
Well… not really. Because then I just eat the poop.
I'd bet a cool billion dollars that this next baby's name will be Grace.
I'll bet you 20 dollars the baby's name will be Morning Fart Affleck. What? You don't think it's beautiful? YOU PHILISTINES!
I'm not tired of babies, but I'm exhausted by the celebrity baby obsession. All the 'is she or isn't she' and baby bump sightings and now, thanks Jerry O'Connell, celebrities even letting us know when they are trying for a baby. It's tiring just thinking about it.
I agree, if you're tired of the babies, don't post them. You'd hate my house, we just keep havin' babies.
I don't get how a couple daring to have a second child is annoying, but hey.
And no, Jen's publicist didn't confirm it. Her costar did. Victor Garber. Which I don't take as a confirmation.
I don't think their marriage is over because they are "private" people. I just think they often look unhappy and spend very little time together in public. She is so good with her little girl, it seems Ben could find a few hours a week to join them at the park.
Also: These pictures are so creepy. I've seen other pictures of Jen looking pregnant…couldn't you have used those instead of these more-stalkery-than-"normal" ones?
If we want to stop this celebrity baby thing there is only one thing to do. It's been touched on in this post but no one want to step up and be the bad guy, so I'll do it. To stop this infestation we need to introduce the babies natural enemy in to the mix. I purpose we air drop 10,000 dingos on Hollywood. Don't go getting all bleeding heart PETA on me. I'm not just gonna toss them out of the plane, they will all have little helmets and parachutes. This whole thing will be cleared up in no time. And the next time some star even thinks about having a kid they will remember Dingo Drop '08 and just go buy another little dog instead.
I grew up thinking the phrase was "a gringo at my baby."
Oh, sar, you just made me spew my coke zero.
Where would you get a doggie parachute?
You can only buy them in the Beyond department of Bed Bath and Beyond, JuJu. It's supposed to be a secrete so keep it on the DL. You can also buy a white noise generator that cancels out Heidi Montag music and glasses that make Brooke Hogan look feminine.
She does look pregnant and also quite far gone, good for her being sutle, but does she realy think she can keep it a secret?
Maybe they don't smile for the paparazzi and maybe they have a nice backyard and that's where Ben plays with Violet.
Anyone who sees all the pictures of Reese or her ex with the kids would understand why Ben would want to stay away.
When has there ever been a picture of Luciana, Matt Damon's wife, with her young daughter? Never. or her older daughter for that matter. Or Matt with the older daughter?
It's a Boston thing. Tom Brady is the exception, not the rule.
Keebler is the amazingness. Dingo Drop 08! U. S. A! U. S. A.!
She takes that kid to the park everyday, I cannot believe you are defending him. My husband works 12 hour nights and still finds time to join me and my daughter at the park. It is over and it is sad that another baby is going to get hurt.
That sounds like something I need. Will it also play my iphone in stereo? And I need those glasses so i can live in denial.