The Hollywood Baby Streak Never Ends

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The creepy paparazzi caught Jennifer Garner over the weekend either looking really pregnant or suffering from the largest food baby ever. Seriously, what is it with all of these celebrities getting pregnant at the same time? Call us heartless, but we're getting tired of babies.

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Jul 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 37 Responses
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  • Comments (37)

    No. 1 cmo says:

    A whole generation of coked up trust fund celeb children trying to live up to their parents names. Bring it on!

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 10:07 am
    No. 2 Keeblerkahn says:

    Maybe she thought another kid would keep Ben at home and out of the bed of that home wrecker Jimmy Kimmel. He did just break up with Sarah Silverman after all.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 10:12 am
    No. 3 sar says:

    Please don't name her another color or flower. Please. One is precious; two is quirky.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 10:14 am
    No. 4 maria says:

    Look here, maybe celebs aren't having a lot of babies but we are paying more attention to them.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 10:23 am
    No. 5 tlatzoteotl says:

    She's definitely pregnant. I saw a headline recently when I was logging into my Comcast email - something about their publicist confirming it I think.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 10:40 am
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    I think she looks cute. She has a cute pregnant belly. I always looked like a weeble wobble.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 10:53 am
    No. 7 YerMom says:

    Oh Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Another baby is not going to save your marriage or make your husband a more involved father.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 11:16 am
    No. 8 hms says:

    Guess they are happily married, after all. You can't win in Hollywoodland. If your quiet about your personal life, everyone starts talking Unhappily married. Too bad.
    ps. Bostonians are private people.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 11:34 am
    No. 9 gayledi says:

    If your tired of babies, don't put them on your website.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 11:44 am
    No. 10 blah says:

    In all fairness to Jennifer, I look like that after lunch at Panera.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 11:47 am
    No. 11 sar says:

    @ gayledi

    while i understand that abstinence is the only 100% reliable method of not seeing babies, it really sucks the fun out of everything

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    No. 12 ilnazhad says:

    Tired of babies? SOULLESS!

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    No. 13 ilnazhad says:

    OK, maybe I'm a little obssesed with children. When I'm out with friends and I get bored, I stick my belly out as far as I can. To pretend I'm pregnant. And I cheer up.
    OOOOOOOooooooooooookie, then, Ilnaz.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    No. 14 kikster says:

    i'm w/ Whitney. I'm so tired of babies. Friends having babies, celebrities, co-workers…babies babies babies. Maybe I'm soulless, too, but what's the big deal? They're just small humans who can't reason.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    Plus they poop in their pants. They need their fathers to yell at them to knock it off. I call that the Weiner Method.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    No. 16 cooter says:

    I know people that eat babies.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    No. 17 ilnazhad says:

    Cooter! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!!

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    No. 18 mrs favre says:

    a dingo ate my baby

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    No. 19 ilnazhad says:

    I know. So I ate the dingo.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    It's the circle of life because then you poop the baby and dingo.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    No. 21 ilnazhad says:

    Well… not really. Because then I just eat the poop.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    No. 22 killorn says:

    I'd bet a cool billion dollars that this next baby's name will be Grace.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    No. 23 ilnazhad says:

    I'll bet you 20 dollars the baby's name will be Morning Fart Affleck. What? You don't think it's beautiful? YOU PHILISTINES!

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    No. 24 Blue Canary says:

    I'm not tired of babies, but I'm exhausted by the celebrity baby obsession. All the 'is she or isn't she' and baby bump sightings and now, thanks Jerry O'Connell, celebrities even letting us know when they are trying for a baby. It's tiring just thinking about it.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    No. 25 Kitchy says:

    I agree, if you're tired of the babies, don't post them. You'd hate my house, we just keep havin' babies.

    I don't get how a couple daring to have a second child is annoying, but hey.

    And no, Jen's publicist didn't confirm it. Her costar did. Victor Garber. Which I don't take as a confirmation.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    No. 26 YerMom says:

    I don't think their marriage is over because they are "private" people. I just think they often look unhappy and spend very little time together in public. She is so good with her little girl, it seems Ben could find a few hours a week to join them at the park.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    No. 27 Blue Canary says:

    Also: These pictures are so creepy. I've seen other pictures of Jen looking pregnant…couldn't you have used those instead of these more-stalkery-than-"normal" ones?

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    No. 28 Keeblerkahn says:

    If we want to stop this celebrity baby thing there is only one thing to do. It's been touched on in this post but no one want to step up and be the bad guy, so I'll do it. To stop this infestation we need to introduce the babies natural enemy in to the mix. I purpose we air drop 10,000 dingos on Hollywood. Don't go getting all bleeding heart PETA on me. I'm not just gonna toss them out of the plane, they will all have little helmets and parachutes. This whole thing will be cleared up in no time. And the next time some star even thinks about having a kid they will remember Dingo Drop '08 and just go buy another little dog instead.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    No. 29 sar says:

    I grew up thinking the phrase was "a gringo at my baby."

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    No. 30 jujubees says:

    Oh, sar, you just made me spew my coke zero.

    Where would you get a doggie parachute?

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    No. 31 Keeblerkahn says:

    You can only buy them in the Beyond department of Bed Bath and Beyond, JuJu. It's supposed to be a secrete so keep it on the DL. You can also buy a white noise generator that cancels out Heidi Montag music and glasses that make Brooke Hogan look feminine.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    No. 32 Blog Envy Is The New Black says:

    She does look pregnant and also quite far gone, good for her being sutle, but does she realy think she can keep it a secret?

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    No. 33 hms says:

    Maybe they don't smile for the paparazzi and maybe they have a nice backyard and that's where Ben plays with Violet.
    Anyone who sees all the pictures of Reese or her ex with the kids would understand why Ben would want to stay away.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    No. 34 hms says:

    When has there ever been a picture of Luciana, Matt Damon's wife, with her young daughter? Never. or her older daughter for that matter. Or Matt with the older daughter?
    It's a Boston thing. Tom Brady is the exception, not the rule.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    No. 35 blah says:

    Keebler is the amazingness. Dingo Drop 08! U. S. A! U. S. A.!

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    No. 36 YerMom says:

    She takes that kid to the park everyday, I cannot believe you are defending him. My husband works 12 hour nights and still finds time to join me and my daughter at the park. It is over and it is sad that another baby is going to get hurt.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    No. 37 jujubees says:

    That sounds like something I need. Will it also play my iphone in stereo? And I need those glasses so i can live in denial.

    Posted: Jul 21, 2008 at 4:51 pm
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