I didn't announce my pregnancy until later too! I didn't want people to judge me for drinking booze and smoking crack.

i dont plan on announcing until after the baby… im just gonna tell people im fat. that way i can play "SURPRISE! BABY"

I still haven't told my family about two of the kids.

I just keep announcing fake pregnancies, so people will buy me presents. The second Tuesday of each month is Pregnant Day.

I predict it is going to be a skeleton with a huge ass…

Is juju around? I need to talk ANTM. Chantal was almost sent home last night and I would have been devestated. I also noticed that Chantal has the same mouth as Ebony, they both curl down in the corners. I was sad to see Sarah go, they should never have chopped her hair off. How bout those leotards- yikes.

congrats to the expecting parents. here's hoping they don't raise the baby to be a total diva like it's mother.

Marc Anthony's hot.

gross kitchy.

OOOOOOHHHHHH NO Kitchy! Dont!!!!

Sarcasm, people. Sarcasm.

i know, but the thought of him being hot is still gross. ;)

Well he is always sweaty.

his eye's are so sunken in that it looks like he's trying to eat them from the inside out. gross, just gross.

Also, what about Enrique on ANTM? That was odd. The whole show is freaking me out, Heather and her awkwardness and the plus size not being plus enough. It's all weird.

Odd yes, but also a pretty big step up for ANTM. I really do like this season, I have to say. I think the girls are -as a whole- better looking than past seasons and they get along better which is a relief. I'm so over the bitchy cat fights. Although I am curious to see Heathers meltdown next week… hmm….

What's her name is soo mean to Heather?! But I like it in a weird way because she knows that she shouldn't discriminate, she's a biatch to everyone!

How about when Heather spots the Tyra mail and stands there for a minute looking at it like it's a snake or something and goes "GUYS… GUUYYS.."
and THEN finally yells Tyra Mail. And she was just frozen in place with her hands in fists.
She kinda looked a little demented.

I thought Jenah looked hot in the video but the judges didnt like her. Okay- so she giggled at first- I'm sure if they gave her another take she would have nailed it. And yes, Maria! Biana is so roundabout in her hating/jealously of Heather. I'm sort of looking forward to Bianca getting kicked off Top Model Island.

Poor Sarah, not fat enough to be plus size, not skinny enough to be a "regular" model. It sucks to be a normal size girl, doesn't it?

Did Enrique have that mole removed? I don't remember seeing it yesterday.

What size do you think Sarah is? Would she maybe be an 8? I really don't think her hair did her justice– it made her seem all awkwardly proportioned.

To be honest, I couldn't tell if Sarah was thicker than the others. I thought she looked fine. I didn't really understand what that was all about. I have an urge to make them all a nice roast beef with mash potatoes/gravy and salad with many different desserts. They all need to eat.

That poor Heather fainted because she didn't have anything to eat.

I loved that scene where Heather just stared at the envelope. I kept thinking she might just go to bed and leave it there.

I thought it was funny when Chantal almost got the boot. She had made some comment about how it was destiny becuase she was born with that face and body. Humility, party of one.

She was also born with a wonky eye. But it hasn't held Paris Hilton back, so Chantal could be a superstar in the making.

Re: Sarah's size, I would say she's no bigger than a size 10, which explains why she looked so big against the size 0 girls.

Ha! Juju I did cringe a little when she said that…

I thought last night that Chantal looked like Ebony- but white. They have that same permafrown.

I thought it ws interesting that the panel of judges extraordinaire didn't mention anything about Heather's seizure. In seasons past they have always said something. Like that time they had that underwater shoot and the model got hypothermia, or when that other model had to go to the hospital then got out in time to ride the elephant.

I was screaming at Ambreal to shut the hell up every time she mentioned that she "shouldn't be here this week." No, you shouldn't, but either should I and you don't see my ass getting off the couch, do you?

"A special part in this time in history for us?" Good lord, woman. You got knocked up, finally, and your "surprise announcement" is as unexpected as the orange stain in my pants after I took that Alli and ate a large Meat Lover's Pizza with ranch dressing on the side.

Love,
Lale

And ANTM rules. Nice "Fame" act, Tyra. Too bad all the girls are too young to know what the hell you're talking about. I've taken to blinking profusely when I talk, too. It makes everything seem more dramatic, more important. "I'm…going to announce…that I am…off to launder my pants…now. They are no longer…in the running…to be worn in public,…thanks to…Alli."

Oh, lale… You really know how to bring the conversation back on topic, don't you?

I tried to slide down the wall "using my lovliness" and couldn't get back up. It's not easy.

I really covet Chantal's weave. I wish Britney would call the two J's for some serious weave help.

I didn't like the video as much as I like when they do photo shoots. Is it me or has Heather been the, Cover Girl Of The Week, every week?

I noticed that too, queen, I kept waiting for them to say something. I guess they didn't want to actually condone eating. We don't need a whole bunch of Sarahs on this show.

JLo's gonna get fat. Ha ha!

lol QC. I had to kegel so I didn't pee myself.

I had to sit down, then roll away from the wall. Then I could stand up. All while looking feirce with my eyes.

Don't forget to crawl on the floor everyone. And uh, don't forget your kneepads when you are auditioning for an Enrique Iglesias video.

I think Heather is going to win the competition over all unless she does something stupid to sabatoge her ownself. Tyra is very anamoured with her it seems to me.

She certainly isn't resting on pretty.

I get really confused when I try to slide down the wall. I just, stop, drop, and roll. But I know in my heart that's not right. I'm just doing everything Tyra told me not to. Stupid, stupid, ahhhh.

I like that cute Saliesha. She reminds me of Rhianna of Umbrella. The kids made me stop singing that every time Saliesha came on.

Whatever you do, don't quit. Then you'll be totally unattractive.

It's fine, as long as you look FEIRCE jujubees.
And I know you do. And as long as you don't hoochie it up.

I think that's the problem. I need to de hoochify. Do they have a pill for that?

I think you just stick out your tongue a little,
and do too many air kisses. (Generally it's not being in control of your sexy.) Tyra said.

Oh that is if you want to hoochify. I never can figure out how to de hoochify, if that is even possible.

Right, control the sexy. Not, unleash the sexy. I hate when I unleash it. It just leaves a big mess on the floor.

Great, I just friggin wrote what you said down. Now I have to go back to the drawing board. IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE FIERCE ALL THE TIME. My eyes are really tired.

Ok jujubees, that one had me laughing out loud.
:-)

What if you were making a fierce face and someone smacked you on the back? Think about it.

That would mean a big mess on the floor!!!

I think I know why these models get paid so much now.

It's hard work. Although nobody ever pays me to stand around and firece it up. I do that of my own accord.

If a fake models is fierce and nobody is there to see it, is she really fierce?

Long ago, before Tyra, before it was called feirce, we used to call it looking pissed off.

I remember my Mom giving me that look and I knew I was going to get it when we got home.