Co-opted street culture? Check. Shirtless beefcakes? Check. Scantily clad women of color? Check. Neon? Check. That settles it: It’s definitely a David LaChapelle video. Everyone knows this guy’s phoning it in from five star hotels, right?
Great. Looks like she’s gonna pull a “Get Right” and astound us with her acting range. Amazingly, the “characters” all have the same dull expression.
Is this the video that was supposed to be the mom and the S&M? It looks less exciting.
This blows…where are the hamsters, gerbils, midgets, and safewords?????
I need a safeword, I haven’t thought of a good one yet. They all look like a bunch of dancing cranes.
I think we need to discuss Christian Bale.
What’s a safeword?
You know, when your all tied up and getting the paddle. It’s what happens when your a bad girl. If it gets a little too frisky you just call out your safeword and your master stops the paddling. Good times.
Personally I was hoping to see some Ryan Reynolds pictures.
That face, those abs, the arms. So muscular and full lenght. Mmmmmmmmm.
Are you a bearded Ryan fan or a clean-shaven Ryan fan or I-don’t-give-a-shit-as-long-as-it’s Ryan Ryan fan?
Either way is good for me. Just so long as there is no shirt. So overall, shirtless Ryan, is my favorite.
Yeah I prefer shirtless Ryan, preferably crazy Amityville Ryan with the axe, honestly. Is that wrong?
Juju you know WAAAAYYYY too much about the safe word process. That’s awesome.
Oh!!!! How about the safe word being Britney? That should make any dude (or chick…equal opportunity employere here) lose any sexual feeling.
Kitchy what naughty pic of RR did you post? I don’t have permission to view it…
Well shit, it does show up that way, doesn’t it? It’s the Amityville one with the ax, as requested.
Thanks for the HOT Ryan picture, Kitch.
BTW, juju, my safe word is, “Bunnieballs.”
“Britney” makes a great safe word. I’ll inform the jhorts-wearer immediately.
I keed, I keed. ;)
I’m glad everyone here is getting a safe word. I think it is very important for trust. I bet it would work at like McDonalds if someone is trying to cut in line when you need a Big Mac.
I’m sure it will make people think twice about cutting in line if you yell, “Bunnieballs”, in their face.
I should have added a, So I’ve heard, at the end of my S&M explanation. Yeah, not me a friend or something.
Cord’s “obsolescent” would be a good one. But I guess if you say “Britney” it’s the same thing.
I am transfixed by the baby curls. Somehow they make her look like a tranny.
Yeah. I am in no way impugning shirtless Ryan’s hotness. Or Bunnyballs. Or anyone involved in BDSM.
Her song sucks, too. And when did she come out with an English-language album? Last I heard it was “Como Ama Una Mujer,” which she might not actually know anything about. This album’s called “Brave.” What the eff? Wasn’t that one of Britney’s options?
What can be said.
JLo has a habit of being too blatant with what she wants you to think of her. She tries to preempt criticism.
I was unimpressed with “I’m Real,” a song about how down to earth she is and how money doesn’t matter to her, especially when it comes to love. And I was annoyed with “My Love Don’t Cost A Thing,” a song about… oh, just reread what I wrote about the last one. Then I was basically shocked that they let her release “Jenny From The Block,” which is a song about ….OH MY GOD.
So I can only assume “Brave” is her way of telling us that she’s just like us - she’s real. Which I’m glad she finally said.
You gotta be “Brave” to sleep with Skeletor.
She looks like a demure Dominatrix Tinkerbell.
I think Mark is the one that needs a safeword. Not becuase Jennifer is too kinky. But becuase he’s so fragile and if she squeezes him to hard, he can’t breathe.