what are you talking about cord, that's how she always looks. grouchy mcgroucherton is her real name.

Is that a flea market? Paper lampshades and tarnished urns are so in this season.

if you adopt people will accuse you of child collecting or buying a designer baby. just saying.

I'm buying a Fendi baby. No, Louis Vuitton. Oh fine, one of each.

i'm going to by a low-end baby from ross.

buy*, deimos typing take 2

Ew, fine. Just don't put your baby too close to my baby, or people might think my baby is a fake.

I'm getting a custom designed baby. I can't stand retail babies.

my low-end baby would just make your baby look better. you could just say "look how much better and more expensive my baby is".

That's a good point. I just need a custom designed baby pouch so I can carry it around.

That's true. After all, why spend all the money on a designer baby if you're not going to rub it in?

"Oh, your baby has brown eyes? How… common. My baby's eyes are leopard print. And he has a built-in GPS."

does you baby have a built in starbucks? if not you might want to trade it in for the new model.

she needs to get over yourself…

So did she borrow the scarf from Collin or vice versa?

I'm waiting for the Apple release of iBaby. I hear it's going to be amazing.

deimos, I didn't even know I could have one! That damn baby saleslady lied to me. Here I am, walking down the street for double mocha venti skinny lattes, like a sucker, and I could just hit a switch on the baby? Bah!

I don't know if I want the iBaby, or if I should wait the extra 6 months and get the smaller iFetus. Tough call.

i'd go with the ifetus because as it grows so does the amount of music you can downlaod into it, you've got to think ahead ladies.

my low-end baby only comes with a casset player but i did get it off the clearance rack so i can't complain.

That's true, deimos. You just know in a year though, they'll have the iGamete, and we'll all feel like fools with our big, outdated iFetuses.

The cool thing about the iBaby or iFetus is that they continually get smaller and skinnier… so you don't have to worry about people making the chubby baby comments. That's just humiliating.

I hear if you wait 3 months izygote will be out. It's only the size of a fingernail but has 500 gigabytes.

And, juju, with the iZygote, there's a small chance it might twin, so you might get a free one.

that's why you guys should get low-end babies, they're already out of style so you can be sure you got your money's worth.

iChromosome is the newest thing, but you can only get it if you use Huggies brand diapers.

But even the big, outdated iFetuses can poke fun at the awkward Microsoft babies.

the people in the iraq can't get designer babies or find america on a map…what is this world coming to?

i don't want an ifetus because then i have to get itunes…there's always a catch.

Maybe they can't afford maps, in South Africa the Iraqs, for the future… for us.

If we don't buy ibabies then the terrorists have truly won.

I wonder when Kitson will get their new shipment of babies in. I don't want one that has been pawed through by the Lohan.

I'm going to wait and get my iFetus at a swag party, I think.

i'll wait until the new house cleaning baby come out, i'm tired of sweeping floors.

Dei: you mean the womb-ba? I hear it cleans your floors while you go out shopping.

I want the iBaby that doesn't require feeding or diaper changing, and sleeps all day and all night without crying.

yeah, that's the one i'm talking about. it's like one of those robot vacummes except it clean tile also.

damn, i spent to much time on the LOLolsen post…i'm starting to type like they talk.

Say it, don't spray it, deimos.

I think that Jessica just looks really sleepy in this picture. And possibly has a back ache.

Pregnancy can make so so very sleepy.

I'll take a nap for her.

As much as it pains me to say it, I think she's going to be the cute type of pregnant

She's already so cute it makes me want to hurl.

That wee poof in her tummy is upsettingly adorable.

And that is a really cute outfit. Ahhhhh, well played, Alba.

And a big ps. Don't marry K-Fed jr. I know his family has money but he probably has to ask them for it.

He's a med student so he'll be making big bucks soon enough.

oh, noooo! Did she go SCI ???? She looks hella' Spaced