Oh, Bill...

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Someone made the mistake of telling Jessica Biel that people are interested in what she has to say, because the actress took to MySpace to begin her foray into blogging. Lucky for us, People was sure to report on Jessica's Internet debut in the most condescending way possible: "She adds: 'Plus, I only have four friends and am in dire need of more. Just kidding, I have six.' (Actually, she has three, according to her private profile.)" Ooh, burn.

But the most exciting part of reading celebrity MySpace rants is definitely the comments section, which always attracts the creepy Internet predators. Jess can give herself a pat on the back, because she earned the love of Bill, a 62-year-old male who really has no business being on MySpace, much less trolling the blogs of young actresses. We wouldn't have picked on Bill, but he made the mistake of confessing his love for her and then saying, "This is my first ever comment on a Blog and it was a pleasure to do this on yours." Good luck with your stint in jail, Bill.

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Jul 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses
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  • Comments (12)

    No. 1 mirsada says:

    why can't a 62 year old be on myspace? that's a kinda jerky thing to say. are only young people allowed to enjoy new things nowadays.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    No. 2 ella says:

    Considering the majority of people on myspace are between the ages of 10 and 16, the fact that a 62 year old is on it is kind of pervy. He's probably a pedophile. Facebook is more for people age 16-134.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    No. 3 maribella says:

    no, mirsada. but your offense makes me think you're in your golden years. :| just kidding! sweet jesus. don't hit me with your cane or send one of 50 cats after me. |:

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    No. 4 Billy says:

    Whitney sounds like she is ageist & sexist with these comments.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    No. 5 Billy says:

    Did'nt her mummy tell her not to believe everything people tell you on the internet…Bill the "62 year old male" is probbably an 8 year old,starstruck girl called Whitney.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    No. 6 Whitney says:

    How is that comment sexist? And I disagree that it's ageist to say a 62-year-old should not be trolling around a social networking site that caters predominately to people in their teens and 20s. Good for him if he wants to "enjoy new things," but it's weird that he joined MySpace simply to leave creepy comments on young peoples' blogs.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    No. 7 Billy says:

    There goes my Commie….hey ho.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    No. 8 stopthemadness says:

    whippersnappers. the lot of you.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    No. 9 ilnazhad says:

    Some people are interested in what she has to say. Maybe that's lame, but it's nice of her to interact with her fans.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    No. 10 ilnazhad says:

    I'm so creeped out by people who leave comments doting on people they don't even know. It's so weird.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    No. 11 gayledi says:

    Someone made the mistake of telling Whitney that people are interested in what she has to say……

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    No. 12 lava says:

    she really has no business starting a blog unless she plans to talk about justin.

    Posted: Jul 4, 2008 at 12:15 am
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