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Ashlee Simpson’s 23rd birthday party, done in the style of 80s prom, looks as if it was quite a fête. Probably very much like a real 80s prom, only with less cocaine and much worse music. You probably weren’t invited, so click through to absorb the dull, self-indulgent affair. Even if you were invited, look to see what you missed when you left early.


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Oct 31, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 38 Responses
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Comments (38)

No. 1 james_boston says:

what’s the point of doing an 80’s prom without cocaine. ashley is such a loser!

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:45 am
No. 2 jujubees says:

Did Pete find that rocker boot?

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:45 am
No. 3 Mr. T says:

Does anyone really care? I wonder how many flies Jessica catches in her mouth.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:50 am
No. 4 Kitchy says:

Didn’t this happen like three weeks ago??? Even the printed magazines that have to wait a few days for release already ran these.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:54 am
No. 5 james_boston says:

and did anyone actually dress like madonna and cyndi lauper did back in the 80’s? i was 9 when the decade ended and i don’t remember very many girls dressed like hookers on my street in southie.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:54 am
No. 6 Sugar Magnolia says:

I went to prom in 85 and 86. They got it right on the lace gloves but the hair is much too small. Your bangs must stand straight up at least 4″ above your hair line.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:57 am
No. 7 jujubees says:

Yes, James. I did the Madonna look but not the, Cyndi. I was only 11 but my mother was always yelling at me to get back in the house and put a shirt over my bra.

I don’t know why she was so angry? I mean, at least I wore a bra under my mesh tank. Gahhhhhh. I also had rubber bracletes and stole a few rosary’s from my g ma and wore them halfway up my arm. I think I can go to hell for the stealig part. Ah well.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:05 pm
No. 8 Be Adequite says:

Juju I’m with you…stole rosaries from my very Catholic parents to complete my masterpiece ensemble…always the Madonna but never the Cyndi, Tiffani, occasionally did the Debbie (DEBORAH) Gibson look. Just don’t make popstars like they used to sob:sob:

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:09 pm
No. 9 maria says:

I bet this stupid party was Petey’s idea. What an asshat, how fricken unoriginal. What’s next a moustache party? Jello shots? Oh, how about a 40 oz party? Idiots, the whole lot of them.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:11 pm
No. 10 jujubees says:

I’m sure that’s the reason priests hated Madonna. Turning perfectly nice Catholic girls in the thieving trollops.

Electric Youth pretty much rocked my world. Did anybody else wear the perfume? If not, me either.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:12 pm
No. 11 jujubees says:

That moustache party actually sounds pretty fun. Hey, check out my mustache. Nooo, check mine out. I want one that curls around the ends.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:14 pm
No. 12 james_boston says:

oooh…i loved debbie, er, deborah gibson and tiffany. who am i kidding, i still do.

i get lost
in your eyes
when i feel
my spirits rise

or maybe…

all this time
all in all i’ve no regrets
the sun still shines
the sun still sets
and (something something something)

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:24 pm
No. 13 james_boston says:

no,
no, no, no, no, no
only in my dreams
as real as it may seeeeeeeeeeem
it was only in my dreams

lord help me, i’ve slipped into a gibson/tiffany black hole!

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:26 pm
No. 14 Other Karen says:

A Canadian tole me she wore the cutoff jean shorts and leggings and went outside with several inches of bare thigh in the middle of winter. Gotta love fashion.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:27 pm
No. 15 Other Karen says:

A Canadian told me that back in the ’80s she wore the cutoff jean shorts and leggings and went outside with several inches of bare thigh in the middle of winter. Gotta love fashion.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:27 pm
No. 16 Kitchy says:

You know, I think I was a mother by the time juju was singing Debbie Gibson into her mirror.

Assholes.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:33 pm
No. 17 jujubees says:

You left out my hairbrush microphone. You should have seen my rendition of, Like a Virgin. It was magical and I finally had something to do with my veil from my first communion. Ohhhh, something else I’m going to hell for. I’m all about blasphemy.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:38 pm
No. 18 maria says:

I would give anything ANYTHING to have crashed that party! I am so filled with hate. I am just going to daydream about going to that dumb party dressed like Elaine Benes…”Oh snap, I thought this was an early 90’s party, give me that fuckin’ vodka you idiot bassist” and so on and so forth…

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:39 pm
No. 19 eeks says:

WHY does Ashlee always pose like that? Jesus, it’s like she’s taking tips from the fucking OLSENS. She is anything BUT “demure” just because she’s razored off her face, please. SHE SUCKS, and DUH - both Simpsons DO do tons of coke. Why should that party be any diffrent?

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:52 pm
No. 20 jujubees says:

I’d like to come to the party as, Molly Ringwald from any John Hughes film. I’d just wear a kicky outfit I got from various thrift stores.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:55 pm
No. 21 Kitchy says:

Unless it was Breakfast Club, in which case she was in designer clothing.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:00 pm
No. 22 Be Adequite says:

Ahhh…Judd Nelson. Rawr…. Jake Ryan…double rawr….

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:09 pm
No. 23 jujubees says:

And living in Texas I’m pretty sure I can find a long suede skirt everywhere.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:13 pm
No. 24 Kitchy says:

You know, I’d take Anthony Michael all growed up and filled out.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:21 pm
No. 25 jujubees says:

Me too. See young girls. The nerds of today are the hotties of tomorrow. I got myself one of those but it was after the transormation so I can’t judge.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:33 pm
No. 26 jujubees says:

Ohhhhhhhhhh, Jake Ryan. I need to have a moment.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:35 pm
No. 27 LisaNo.1 says:

So does that make her nose 2 years old?

Jessica should keep this look. She looks like Jake Ryan’s bitch girlfriend from 16 Candles.

My friend and I would play Cindy and Madonnna. I was always Cindy. Even then I loved loud hair.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:42 pm
No. 28 blah says:

I hate Pete Wentz. If he gets anymore feminine he’ll be a tampon.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:54 pm
No. 29 Be Adequite says:

Blah, commie quote right there! Nice one.

And I agree with juju on the nerds observation, I’ll take brains and twisted sense of humor over chiseled abs any day (well unless it’s BALE! obviously)

http://filmwad.com/fw_images/b.....ium007.jpg

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:20 pm
No. 30 lale says:

She’s only 23? Why does she look like one of the women from Real Housewives of the OC?

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:42 pm
No. 31 deimos says:

i wonder if she was caught lip-syncing at this party.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:47 pm
No. 32 lale says:

I wonder if anyone snapped pics of Jess making out with her dad.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:51 pm
No. 33 maria says:

Maybe the 80’s theme was her pop’s idea…

Dad: Ashlee let’s neck, c’mon honey.
Ashlee: Gross! Dad you’re embarrassing me.
Dad: It’s the 80’s God damn it. Get into character! Let’s pretend we don’t know each other.
Pete Wentz: Hi guys I’m a douche bag want a jello shot?

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 3:13 pm
No. 34 lale says:

Maria, I’m trying to schedule tickets to Miami, and you’re making me laugh.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 3:28 pm
No. 35 chellelee79 says:

Blah, that’s commie gold right there.

Juju, I live in Odessa. There’s plenty of stores that sell “Texas Chic”. ugh.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 3:54 pm
No. 36 jujubees says:

Chelleleee, don’t forget your cowboy boots. They go with everything.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 4:15 pm
No. 37 blah says:

Aw…thanks ladies. Seriously though, I think I see a string.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 6:15 pm
No. 38 ginger_t says:

I think only teenagers and younger dressed like Madonna and Cindi Lauper. I was a freshman in college in 80, graduated in 85, and was in my early 20’s 86-89 during Madonna’s early reign. No one, I mean NO ONE, not even the gays (and by then I was in SF) dressed up like Madge or Cindi. Not even for costume. OK - maybe in some godforsaken town in the desperate midwest, but certainly not on the coast, and I was on both. It was really more about prep / new wave until grunge hit. Anyone donning layers of lace were part of the grade school / junior high / high school set. So to see 20 somethings now doing it like it’s retro — guess what? It never WAS. Fools.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 1:15 am
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