At least her mouth isn't open.

The only thing missing is a cowboy hat and a gun, maybe an old hunting dog too. She should be chasing Mexicans back across the Rio Grand, I bet that would help. You what, it might be easier if Poppa Joe just paid country music fans to like her. You would be surprised the kind of loyalty you can by with Wal Mart gift cards and Sizzler coupons.

I hate that pout. And if your ex is running around all happy then at least look like you're enjoying life.

I have a feeling this year they'll have a picture of Jessica with the caption, If you see this woman, alert security. Is it completely crazy to blame her for the Cowboys bad games, yes. But it's Texas and the beloved Cowboys. We'll be waiting for you Jessica, we'll be waiting

Beloved meaning= half the team is on drugs or being arrested.

If I didn't read Mollygood I would never see this woman. So, I guess it's a choice.

Wonder how many of those 'hits' she'll roll out at her Fallsview umm, 'concerts'?
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What the hell does singing country have to do with football? If he played for say, the Pittsburgh Steelers would she start promoting iron city beer? Or say, the Miami Dolphins would she start being an advocate for marine mammals?

the pout is totally digital.

I think its permanent from being spoiled by you're big daddy for years & years.

I'd like to challenge my fellow Mollygooders to complete the sentence. As in…

Do you know why I am famous?

Do you know if my dad is still "quality testing" my new line of underwears?

Do you know what I look like without all these hair extensions?

i don't know if mae was kidding but i can totally jessica williams smokin pot and saving whales.

*totally SEE*

Do you know why Ashlee gets a baby?
Do you know why I can't keep a man?
Do you know where my dad is?
Do you know if Brooke Hogan wants a new bff?
Do you know that I am really a man?
Do you know that I sold my soul to the devil?

Way to step it up, Yer Mom. I like the Brooke Hogan reference. Two classy blondes indeed.

Oops. That was me.

Lale, you are Lale AND chelsea???

Brooke and Jessica could make some beautiful music together, and they don't have to worry about their "smarty" friends making them feel stupid.

Yesterday I was. To break up the tension on the Commies post.

It's a fairly uncommon name, but with Lale's addition, I think that makes 3 of us at MG! Also, I think I over use commas

Do you know why I am famous? I married a guy who was in a boy band that was a opening band for another boy band that was actually famous cause the main singer was in the mickey mouse club an boning britany spears(also in the miky mouse club). who in tern was the only actual famous person cause pediphiles lover her.

Do you know if my dad is still “quality testing” my new line of underwears? he wears atleast 3 pairs a day. and eats atleast a dozen(only after she wears them).

Do you know what I look like without all these hair extensions? she has a head? all i see is huge tits. wait…..who are we talking about again?