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Yeeahh, Nick, about that divorce, I'm thinking maybe not such a good idea?
According to this week's Life & Style magazine, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's divorce could be final by the end of next week. Although L&S is the gossip rag usually the most crammed with raging lies, it can't be too long before the two are done for good. Baby Jessica, whose wandering vagina may have been the reason for the original split, is having a harder time with dating than Nick these days.
Jessica was linked to a number of men early in the split including Adam Levine, Dane Cook and Jude Law but none of those were ever confirmed and at best they were short lived.
"Jessica's learning that most men aren't as commitment as Nick was," an insider tells Star Magazine.
"She's seen that there aren't many eligible men who are serious boyfriend material. Most men she meets look at her as an easy score or a ditzy blonde," the source continues.
So, you're saying she's easy. Don't feel too bad for Jessica, though, she'll find herself a good man soon enough, and until then she's always got Poppa J to keep her warm.



That entire outfit looks ridiculous.
What in the name of psychedelic rainbows and unicorns is she wearing? That can't possibly be a dress! It looks like something straight out of Mariah Carey's deranged acid-induced dreams!! And the tragic avocado colored sweater! It goes perfectly with the chunky, towering platform $2 hooker heels.
Oh, Jessica! Is Pervy Papa Joe actually dressing you now instead of just watching you undress?
I have to go heal my eyes now…