Nice Belt

Jessica Simpson is trying way too hard to fit in with the country music scene, as evidenced by her September cover of Elle magazine. During the interview she admits to "dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds," and while we applaud her for recognizing the problem, she has yet to fix it. Rumor has it she's expressed the desire to just become a big-haired Texas football wife and devote her life to prancing around in cowboy boots and a Tony Romo jersey. Uh, Jess? The oversized belt buckle and new country album aren't going to make the Dallas Cowboy wives like you. Sorry.
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footballwife and devote her life to prancing around in cowboy bootsThat was MY dream!
(before I started reading seriously)
There is not a thing in the world to hate about Jessica Simpson…She is not a spoiled heiress, she doesn't get into trouble, let her be. Don't hold her creepy dad against her. I'm from Texas, right in DFW and the hype about Dallas fans hating her is over exaggerated. Hope to see her this year. That is what girlfriends do…support their man!
LEAVE JESSICA ALONE!!!
Why did they photoshop her hair extensions onto Eva Longoria's face and then photoshop that onto Miley Cyrus" body?
There is a problem with Jessica! Her stupid tranny shoes are cheap and poorly crafted.
Not one thing to hate? Bad music, bad movies, bad singing (overly breathy) permanently opened mouth, dumb as a rock, WILL NOT GO AWAY…um I think there are a few things, actually.
I dont think she's trying too hard here… the girl is from Texas after all…
Whose face did they use for that photo?
I can't figure out who it is. Elle MacPherson? Christy Turlington?? I've heard there are a lot of non copyrighted imaged of Christy.
Anyway, I had this counselor once who said that knowing something does not create change. That's in reference to her relationship stuff, not in reference to figuring otu whose face that is.
She looks hideous, she doesn't even look like herself. If I have the opportunity to meet her I will do the world a favor and bitch slap that annoying fake sexy smile off her face.
if you haven't listened to all her music, watched all her movies and dont know her personally you cant judge her music, movies and her intelligence. There are plenty of a-hole celebs that desire the hating so leave the nice girl alone. jeez.
mirsada, if you don't know her personally, how can you say she is a nice girl? You would be doing the same thing you are accusing others on here of doing.
no bedbugs i dont know her personally but there has never been even one rumor about her being a spoiled brat a-hole or treating anyone like crap which is damn near impossible in that world. if she had been the tabloids would have been all over it. I am assuming she's nice based on that and how she presents herself. I'd rather side on her being nice based on this than say means things about her.
Its all stil assuming i know, she could actualy be a big jerk but why not save the meanness for the celeb's that are obviously jerks?
I agree with you mirsada… she seems like she'd be a nice girl. I dont know why everyone feels the need to bash on her. So she's an airhead… so she's been unlucky in love… I dont think that's reason to hate her. Many more people are deserving of that.
Jessica Simpson has been accused of acting “like a spoiled brat” on the set of her new film Major Movie Star. An on-set source said: “Jessica is acting like a spoiled brat. She throws tantrums and gripes about the heat.” “After a week of having to tolerate her, we’re all ready for her to pack her bags and hit the road.”
“Jessica barely speaks to her co-star Vivica A Fox, and insists on eating by herself in her trailer rather than in the tents set up for the cast and crew! And while Vivica and everyone else walk the set, Jessica has a driver ferry her from one location to the next – even if she only has to walk 100 feet!” The source added that this week Jessica “went on a loud tirade, screaming at the wardrobe people because her outfit was too hot and she was sweating.” “She spouted the F-word like a sailor. Her F-bombs were heard practically all over the base. Everyone was mortified.”
There's one.
And I guess we should ignore those pesky rumours about her screwing around on her husband while she was filming "The Dukes of Hazzard."
I don't really give a crap about her one way or the other. I am not interested in the movies she makes or the so-called music she so-called sings. But you seem to think the only time it is ok for others to make assessments about people they do not know is when their conclusions mirror yours.
When I die I want to be mortified. Mummies rocks!
Seems to go both ways, doesn't it?
Something is amiss on that photo…it doesn't really look like her. I guess I'm just used to seeing photos of her jaw unhinged like a snake about to eat something bigger than she is.
No. No one told you guys to stop thinking Jessica is a nice person.
Keebler you bet mummies rock! Just ask Steve Martin… "Rockin' Tut"
dang folks it's like a football game up in here. bluuue thirty twooooo
I have said it once, I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. Tony Romo is from SAN DIEGO! Just because he plays for Dallas DOES NOT MEAN SHIT about him being a "real cowboy." They're just the ones who signed him and pay him an ass ton of money. Jessica on the other hand IS FROM TEXAS! So I think if anything, she's just acting like herself.
mirsada, how much is Papa Joe paying you to post on gossip blogs? "Don't say nasty things about Jessica, she's a nice girl". Kiss it and stop reading gossip blogs if you don't want to read snarky snippets about every celeb.
mae, i was thinking the same thing (without knowing anything about tony) - why does playing football in texas mean you like cowboy stuff? it's kind of a big state, i'm sure there's room for all kinds of cultures and preferences…I mean, hell, SXSW ought to be enough proof anyhow.
I figured it out, she has Shania Twain/Faith Hill body shopped over her face. I guess she really, really wants to be country.
Those words never came out, but with each person who says they like her and haven't heard anything bad about her, you seem quick with the reasons why we should jump on the band-wagon and hate her as much as you do. So, in truth, you are correct. you never said to stop liking her. Swing it anyway you want.
I never said I hated her. I am simply uninterested in her work. My point is, why is it a ok to assume she's a nice person if you don't know her and not ok to assume she is a spoiled brat if you do not know her? Nothing more, nothing less. I do not want the lovers to stop loving or the haters to stop hating. This is a gossip blog after all.
True, true. But not eveyrone is that way. guess i just chose to reserve my strong hatred for people who have given reason to deserve it… like say, the Jonas Brothers. Or Speidi. Or Kirsten Dunst. Those people deserve my sneers.
Why would they photoshop a camel toe on her!?
I want the Jessica lovers to stop being Jessica lovers.
holy cow, YerMom….good eye. I definitely see the Faith Hill, and I could imagine some Shania.
I can't believe I just read through these 31 comments and not a one of you has commented on the fact that the whole right side of her lower body has been halved. Poor photoshopping, really . . . it's like they more or less drew a straight line down that side.
Ew. She looks gross.
Whoa. Mammoth, you're right.
But in our defence, we barely even give photos of JS a glance.
After a few beers it is ridiculously obvious. Thank god you see it too, otherwise my husband might have a point with all his "drunken hag" talk.
"That don't impress me much"
snap snap, nom nom nom
Way to catch that, Mammoth.
INSIDE: Jessica opens up about love, music, and her gimp leg.