With Throngs of Nannies, Of Course

Jennifer Lopez has told the February issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she is considering retirement upon the birth of her twins:

Post birth, Lopez is still unsure of whether she???ll be a working mom.

“I don???t know ??? and I like that, because my life has been so planned for so many years,” she reveals. “Once I did the tour, I really just wanted to shut it down.”

Do it, Jennifer! We implore you to stop making music! But, uh, y’know, just for the sake of those kids.

Jan 9, 2008 · Link · 56 Responses
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Comments (56)

No. 1 jujubees says:

But I was looking forward to, Wedding Planner 2.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:16 pm
No. 2 SeriousStyle says:

See ju, I was really hoping for a remix of Waiting For Tonight in which JLo croons about spit up and 2am feedings.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:21 pm
No. 3 Kitchy says:

Can Bunnie Commie-fy himself? Because “We implore you to stop making music! But, uh, y???know, just for the sake of those kids” deserves one.

Does she actually confirm in the article that she’s having twins?

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:22 pm
No. 4 deimos says:

please let this be true, i can’t stand this chick.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:23 pm
No. 5 jujubees says:

But will she keep trying to make us smell like her?

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:28 pm
No. 6 janice says:

What is her talent again?

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:28 pm
No. 7 Kitchy says:

“What is her talent again?”

Getting married.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:32 pm
No. 8 janice says:

Ah yes. And making more babies than average. I remember now.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:39 pm
No. 9 Kitchy says:

Well, only more babies than average in one shot. We don’t know about overall yet. ;)

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:41 pm
No. 10 deimos says:

JLo’s only talent is her ass and that’s about to get alot bigger.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:43 pm
No. 11 janice says:

True. I would say when your sperm source is Marc Anthony, you want as many babies out of one sexing as possible. Keep the sexing to a minimum.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:46 pm
No. 12 Kitchy says:

Excellent point, janice.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:46 pm
No. 13 jujubees says:

Unless he doesn’t care if your unconscious. I’d just take a few sleeping pills and see ya in the morning.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:47 pm
No. 14 janice says:

Juju, but then you don’t know which parts you have to scrub incessantly while crying in the shower. Maybe that’s for the best though. Just scrub everywhere.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:48 pm
No. 15 Kitchy says:

Maybe she was fertilized with Hubbard’s frozen sperm.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:49 pm
No. 16 jujubees says:

That Hubbard sperm is trying to give the Spederline sperm a run for it’s money. That whole sentence made me vomit.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:53 pm
No. 17 Lisa#1 says:

So I was just thinking - I wonder what the hit count is on this site. Because it seems to me, and of course I like it this way, that it is just us Hags and the occasional tourist.

Speaking of hags (with a lowercase h), will someone please kill JLo in the face? Kthxbai.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:57 pm
No. 18 Wendy says:

J-LO’s only talent is fooling everyone that she can sing and act. Her voice sounds like a cat meowing in pain.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:59 pm
No. 19 Wendy says:

The magazine’s name should be “BIZARRE” - with Jennifer Lopez’ name underneath the mag’s name.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:01 pm
No. 20 janice says:

Lisa, the weird thing is to think that there are probably lots of people who actually read all these comments.

You mean this isn’t a private conversation?
What is this, “Interweb”?

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:01 pm
No. 21 jujubees says:

I feel so naked now.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:04 pm
No. 22 deimos says:

there goes janice bursting our safety bubble.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:14 pm
No. 23 Kitchy says:

Way to go janice. Now no one will post.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:18 pm
No. 24 SeriousStyle says:

janice, you probably scared Denise away and everything. How will I entertain myself random Thursdays until 2:15?

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:24 pm
No. 25 janice says:

haha, it’s true. Sorry guys, forget everything I just said. I re-secured the connection so it’s just us again. As you were.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
No. 26 SeriousStyle says:

le sigh

I can talk freely again.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:29 pm
No. 27 Kitchy says:

Oh thank God.

So about that Perez. What a dick, huh?

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:29 pm
No. 28 jujubees says:

I hear he and Pete Wentz like to get it on, daily.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:31 pm
No. 29 SeriousStyle says:

I heard that he’s secretly a Davis brother.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:33 pm
No. 30 janice says:

Juju, did you know there’s a sex tape? But I hear if you watch it, you die 7 days later.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm
No. 31 Kitchy says:

That sounds like one excrutiatingly slow and agonizing death after watching a Perez/Pete sex tape. I’d want instant death.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:36 pm
No. 32 SeriousStyle says:

Seriously kitchy, 7 days is much too long to relive that shit.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:38 pm
No. 33 janice says:

Wouldn’t we all, Kitchy? The Perez/Pete sex tape is a horror heretofore unseen. It’s like the apocalypse for your brain.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:39 pm
No. 34 jujubees says:

I had to reboot my cabesa after that mental picture. If only Reynolds would take some nude pictures.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm
No. 35 Maritza says:

I doubt she will stay home for long, JLo is a money making machine she loves to for the sake of working. She’ll probably stay for a few months until she gets bored.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:46 pm
No. 36 iSore says:

I am ashamed to admit that I read this site for the Hags as much as for Cord.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 1:59 pm
No. 37 bkN00b says:

Lisa#1 - funny thing - I was just pondering this the other day myself. Although, I was thinking more along the lines of what other sites you hags read or used to read. I’ve found this is the only site I follow the comments on. Honestly, I stalk the comments a lot and rarely post because that’s just how I roll but I probably should comment more to gay it up in here.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:07 pm
No. 38 jujubees says:

I once made a pithy comment on another site. I pretty much got firsted to death. People, I’m no Hawkings or Mariah Carey. But I’d like to think I was conversing with people that don’t have marshmallows for brains.

Unless I was at a bonfire and then I’d want to use their brains for smores. mmmmmmm, brain smores.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm
No. 39 Lisa#1 says:

Now that j_b is gone, we need some more homo-gay insights, so gay it up! With abandon!

I am not too big on gossip, so I just read here and Dlisted - Michael K is awesome. I used to read PITNB (when I first started paying attn to celebs - it is still sort of anethema to me), but there was too much t.v. spoilage, not enough posting (one time a day). From there I do some feminist sites, fourfour, brooklynvegan, cuteoverload - really depends on the mood I am in. Of the gossipy sites, I only read the comments here.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:21 pm
No. 40 jujubees says:

I like to read some of the newsy site groups. Just for fun because I’m twisted like that. I love a good fight I can read and not participate in.

I love dlisted too. If something weird happens in the day I check tmz becuase they sold their souls to the devil and usually have pictures first.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:24 pm
No. 41 janice says:

I pretty much only read this one. Commenting a million times a day can keep a girl pretty busy. That, and I think if I did one iota less work, I would cease getting paid.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:26 pm
No. 42 jujubees says:

You just need to keep the work right above the lazy line. Just enough work so they think something is going on in the office.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:28 pm
No. 43 Lisa#1 says:

OOOOOHHHHH, look at Juje! She reads newsy site groups. Isn’t she just fancy. Pahhhhk yo-ah caaaah in Haaavaaad Yaaahhhd, much? That being said, what is going on in the real world?

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
No. 44 janice says:

Ha HA! I work from home during the day. So the only person who tracks my hours is me. I’m a good boss, but I like to make sure my employees do at least one solid hour of work, sometime in the afternoon.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm
No. 45 jujubees says:

Apparently there was a McCain surge last night. It sounds so dirty and I don’t like that because he looks like a grandpa.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:36 pm
No. 46 janice says:

Ew. My stomach is really starting to rebel. McCain’s cheeks are enormous.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:38 pm
No. 47 jujubees says:

The better to smuggle mole rats with.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:45 pm
No. 48 SeriousStyle says:

Where did j_b go?

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 3:24 pm
No. 49 jujubees says:

I think the birds or Scientologists got him. I WONT STOPO TILL I FIND YOU JAMES. I WILL FIND YOU.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 3:55 pm
No. 50 SeriousStyle says:

As long as it isn’t the fish!

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 4:10 pm
No. 51 bkN00b says:

btw, i’m still giggling about the rectangular feet from yesterday.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 4:11 pm
No. 52 bkN00b says:

oh - so other crap I read - love dlisted cuz MK would say something crazy like someone had rectangular feet and i’d giggle for days about it. other favorites are gizmodo and kotaku, to indulge the nerd in me (dirty!)

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 4:17 pm
No. 53 Halley says:

With twins it will take her a long time to adjust to baby routines with nurses and lose the weight and have all the relatives visit.. so I agree., stay home.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 4:22 pm
No. 54 jujubees says:

He completely inappropriate and I love that about him. He really knows how to work the butt plug humor crowd.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 4:23 pm
No. 55 EsquaredMom says:

I’m very sad to admit that this is the only site I read the comments on. I’m not much for commenting but you all crack me up. At least it’s not a bunch of Firsts! For some strange reason it’s hard to find semi-intelligent people on gossip sites. I also love Dlisted; Michael K cracks me up.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 4:50 pm
No. 56 maria says:

The cover of the Harper’s magazine matches Mollygood’s color scheme nicely.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 9:50 pm
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