But I was looking forward to, Wedding Planner 2.

See ju, I was really hoping for a remix of Waiting For Tonight in which JLo croons about spit up and 2am feedings.

Can Bunnie Commie-fy himself? Because "We implore you to stop making music! But, uh, y’know, just for the sake of those kids" deserves one.

Does she actually confirm in the article that she's having twins?

please let this be true, i can't stand this chick.

But will she keep trying to make us smell like her?

What is her talent again?

"What is her talent again?"

Getting married.

Ah yes. And making more babies than average. I remember now.

Well, only more babies than average in one shot. We don't know about overall yet. ;)

JLo's only talent is her ass and that's about to get alot bigger.

True. I would say when your sperm source is Marc Anthony, you want as many babies out of one sexing as possible. Keep the sexing to a minimum.

Excellent point, janice.

Unless he doesn't care if your unconscious. I'd just take a few sleeping pills and see ya in the morning.

Juju, but then you don't know which parts you have to scrub incessantly while crying in the shower. Maybe that's for the best though. Just scrub everywhere.

Maybe she was fertilized with Hubbard's frozen sperm.

That Hubbard sperm is trying to give the Spederline sperm a run for it's money. That whole sentence made me vomit.

So I was just thinking - I wonder what the hit count is on this site. Because it seems to me, and of course I like it this way, that it is just us Hags and the occasional tourist.

Speaking of hags (with a lowercase h), will someone please kill JLo in the face? Kthxbai.

J-LO's only talent is fooling everyone that she can sing and act. Her voice sounds like a cat meowing in pain.

The magazine's name should be "BIZARRE" - with Jennifer Lopez' name underneath the mag's name.

Lisa, the weird thing is to think that there are probably lots of people who actually read all these comments.

You mean this isn't a private conversation?
What is this, "Interweb"?

I feel so naked now.

there goes janice bursting our safety bubble.

Way to go janice. Now no one will post.

janice, you probably scared Denise away and everything. How will I entertain myself random Thursdays until 2:15?

haha, it's true. Sorry guys, forget everything I just said. I re-secured the connection so it's just us again. As you were.

le sigh

I can talk freely again.

Oh thank God.

So about that Perez. What a dick, huh?

I hear he and Pete Wentz like to get it on, daily.

I heard that he's secretly a Davis brother.

Juju, did you know there's a sex tape? But I hear if you watch it, you die 7 days later.

That sounds like one excrutiatingly slow and agonizing death after watching a Perez/Pete sex tape. I'd want instant death.

Seriously kitchy, 7 days is much too long to relive that shit.

Wouldn't we all, Kitchy? The Perez/Pete sex tape is a horror heretofore unseen. It's like the apocalypse for your brain.

I had to reboot my cabesa after that mental picture. If only Reynolds would take some nude pictures.

I doubt she will stay home for long, JLo is a money making machine she loves to for the sake of working. She'll probably stay for a few months until she gets bored.

I am ashamed to admit that I read this site for the Hags as much as for Cord.

Lisa#1 - funny thing - I was just pondering this the other day myself. Although, I was thinking more along the lines of what other sites you hags read or used to read. I've found this is the only site I follow the comments on. Honestly, I stalk the comments a lot and rarely post because that's just how I roll but I probably should comment more to gay it up in here.

I once made a pithy comment on another site. I pretty much got firsted to death. People, I'm no Hawkings or Mariah Carey. But I'd like to think I was conversing with people that don't have marshmallows for brains.

Unless I was at a bonfire and then I'd want to use their brains for smores. mmmmmmm, brain smores.

Now that j_b is gone, we need some more homo-gay insights, so gay it up! With abandon!

I am not too big on gossip, so I just read here and Dlisted - Michael K is awesome. I used to read PITNB (when I first started paying attn to celebs - it is still sort of anethema to me), but there was too much t.v. spoilage, not enough posting (one time a day). From there I do some feminist sites, fourfour, brooklynvegan, cuteoverload - really depends on the mood I am in. Of the gossipy sites, I only read the comments here.

I like to read some of the newsy site groups. Just for fun because I'm twisted like that. I love a good fight I can read and not participate in.

I love dlisted too. If something weird happens in the day I check tmz becuase they sold their souls to the devil and usually have pictures first.

I pretty much only read this one. Commenting a million times a day can keep a girl pretty busy. That, and I think if I did one iota less work, I would cease getting paid.

You just need to keep the work right above the lazy line. Just enough work so they think something is going on in the office.

OOOOOHHHHH, look at Juje! She reads newsy site groups. Isn't she just fancy. Pahhhhk yo-ah caaaah in Haaavaaad Yaaahhhd, much? That being said, what is going on in the real world?

Ha HA! I work from home during the day. So the only person who tracks my hours is me. I'm a good boss, but I like to make sure my employees do at least one solid hour of work, sometime in the afternoon.

Apparently there was a McCain surge last night. It sounds so dirty and I don't like that because he looks like a grandpa.

Ew. My stomach is really starting to rebel. McCain's cheeks are enormous.

The better to smuggle mole rats with.

Where did j_b go?

I think the birds or Scientologists got him. I WONT STOPO TILL I FIND YOU JAMES. I WILL FIND YOU.

As long as it isn't the fish!

btw, i'm still giggling about the rectangular feet from yesterday.

oh - so other crap I read - love dlisted cuz MK would say something crazy like someone had rectangular feet and i'd giggle for days about it. other favorites are gizmodo and kotaku, to indulge the nerd in me (dirty!)

With twins it will take her a long time to adjust to baby routines with nurses and lose the weight and have all the relatives visit.. so I agree., stay home.

He completely inappropriate and I love that about him. He really knows how to work the butt plug humor crowd.

I'm very sad to admit that this is the only site I read the comments on. I'm not much for commenting but you all crack me up. At least it's not a bunch of Firsts! For some strange reason it's hard to find semi-intelligent people on gossip sites. I also love Dlisted; Michael K cracks me up.

The cover of the Harper's magazine matches Mollygood's color scheme nicely.

She has the reverse Michale Jackson syndrome…she was NEVER this tan, not even for a puerto rican! She was very pale.. .seems now shes been bathing in bronzer to keep from looking pale.. nothing like playing up the Rican-ness Ms JLO