It's no secret that Jennifer Lopez is one of the biggest divas in Hollywood, but she seems to think she's just misunderstood. Sure you are, J. Despite the fact that a rider demanding an all-white dressing room complete with 100 other inane requirements was made public a long time ago, J.Lo insists she was not responsible:
I think it's easier to make up this type of story rather than tell the truth. Like everybody in this profession, I have a list but I haven't seen mine in years. I'm sure it's got longer without me knowing it. Really, I don't have any special requests, it must be my team's doing. They know my likes and they just want me to be comfortable, but believe me, I'm a nice guest at hotels.
Of course you're a nice guest — who wouldn't be in a room catered specifically to your every whim?
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anybody else wanna squish her head?
I am currently misunderstanding that hat.
Lava, anything to get that smug self rightous look on her homely mug.
off her homely mug I mean
Much like Mariah Carey, I would love to have enough money to be as batshit as this gal. I don't even get special treatment like that on my birthday .. which is August 22nd, thanks for asking, wink wink …
From bitterwaitress.com:
Tipper's Name: Jennifer Lopez
Where it happened: London
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $732.00 / $3.00 / 0%
What happened:Not only was the tip $3, but most of it was in pennies, nickels, dimes. They laughed so loud as they were leaving, and wanted to strangle them. J Lo was extremely rude. Two of her girlfriends were very picky about our bottled water…they kept saying the bubble count was too high. (biggest ass= biggest ego= biggest bitch)
Tipper's Name: Jennifer Lopez
Where it happened: Seattle
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $495.00 / $3.10 / 0%
What happened:If I see her again I will make sure she doesn't sit at my tables. Her friends were rude and complained about the bottled water, it was too cold. The room was too cold. She enjoyed her meal and told me we did a great job. She was laughing with her friends when she left $3.10 in pennies dimes and nickles in Canadian money. The amount was $2.06 US currency. Oh and has she packed on the pounds or what. I thought TV made you look fat. What an ass on her.
Tipper's Name: JLo
Where it happened: Los Angeles
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $995.96 / $4.04 / 0%
What happened:The bitch came in w/3 (possibly her mom) stayed for over two hours sending three dishes back because it "wasn't what she thought it was" NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN'T READ!! Maybe her shitty tip is due to the fact that all of her shitty movies BOMB!!
Tipper's Name: jennifer lopez
Restaurant: …
Where it happened: rhode island
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $387.69 / $0.00 / 0%
What happened:this whiny bitch and her friends screwed me over for about 2 hours.they complained about the water and drinks were too cold.she most of all was the rudest,but the worst was yet too come.when it came bill time i was bringing it over and they all were trying not to laugh ,so i knew somthin was up.so she drops her spoon next to her chair(more toward the back)when i go to pick it up she farts basicly right on my face and the table erupts in laughter,i left the table very humiliated.when i went back to get the bill she did it again although this time it actually looked like a accident and what do i get yep she farted on my face agian.then she said thanks for the crappy service u can smell your tip waiter bitch.they all leave laughing histericly leaving me utterly humiliated.im glad it wasnt overly busy day.
What a cunt.
MORE:
Tipper's Name: Jennifer Lopez
Restaurant: Ivy
Where it happened: Los Angeles
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $245.85 / $0.00 / 0%
What happened:She and her "entourage" were INCREDIBLY demanding and almost seemed to delight in ordering the waitstaff around as though she and her friends were some type of royalty. They made a grand entrance, and proceeded to make the waitstaff miserable over the course of a two hour lunch. Jennifer Lopez and another female in her party were making lewd remarks about patrons at a nearby table who had a child with them. And THIS was the WORST ~ She could be heard loudly proclaiming that whatever she wants, including "my soon to be free" man is at her beck and call. She also made no secret of her disdain for his "soon to be ex wife" and what a joke she looks like now. THEN to not leave a single penny of gratuity for the trouble. Her supposed "lower class upbringing" is certainly believable, as she displayed the manners of someone lacking ANY class at all, as did her friends.
Tipper's Name: Jennifer Lopez
Where it happened: Los Angeles
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $368.29 / $1.71 / 0%
What happened:Stupid mother fuckin cheap bitch! If she ever comes back to my restaurant I i'll spit it her food!
Tipper's Name: Jennifer Lopez
Where it happened: New York
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $350.00 / $1.27 / 0%
What happened:What a bitch!!! Waiter, this water is too cold, make it warmer. How about I take a nice warm piss in it for you. I don't know why people sweat J-Ho so much! Why don't we admire the nice people in the world and give what these stuck up bitches deserve…to be fucking deported to Mexico!
—It is clear by the way she treats waitstaff this whore is a DIVA and a rude bitch to top it off!
Yeah, cause nothing says, "I'm just Jenny from the block" like wearing THAT outfit.
Whoa! I am totally intrigued by that bitter waitress website, Stoney. Though you might improve your drive if you preface the information with something like, "It is said that she and her friends were awful tippers at …."
Seriously, though. Anyone who goes out in public with that getup, and puts on that stupid Adrien Arpel face, has got to be a damn bitch.
So that's what happens to Marc Anthony if he doesn't brink enough baby blood. Creepy.
More like Jenny from the BLECHH, M I Rite, Ladiez?
I don't know if the website still exists, but at the time I read it I was a server, and totally appalled enough to save it my documents. I've got some doosies about Britney, too. It was a cool site where servers go to bitch about their customers, and people can actually get on there and make amends if it's about them.
Zing! You're at it again Killorn!
I'm a Wii Rockband drummer .. I can totally provide you with a rimshot.
Rimshot .. giggle .. hehe …
Yeah, it still exists. Just go to the site and click on the shitty tipper database at the right to search for celebs.
Stoney please post the britney ones too!!!!
:)
Tipper's Name: Britney Jean Spears
Restaurant: One
Where it happened: New York
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $355.00 / $20.00 / 5%
What happened:Britney Spears was insolent and snotty the entire visit. Her friends behaved like white trash and were asked twice by security to settle down. Britney could not even be bothered to make eye contact as she mumbled her order. Total bitch and she has horrible skin.
Tipper's Name: Britney Spears
Where it happened: New York
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $523.20 / $26.00 / 4%
What happened:Rude to me and my server assistant. She made me run my ass off.
Tipper's Name: Britney Spears
Restaurant: Fusion Pepper
Where it happened: Portland, OR
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $365.96 / $0.96 / 0%
What happened:her and her friends (including Paris and Nikki Hilton) got so drunk. they were all singing, and spilt their drinks. when i cleaned up, Britney says to me 'you missed a spot' what a fucking bitch. i hope she comes back so i can shit in her food…ugly fat-ass bitch.
you are awesome stoney ;)
I read Britney once left Sean Preston as a tip at a Starbucks. Well, not so much as a tip, she forgot him. One of her assistants had to go back and get him.
Thank you! I am surfing the site now, and think it was updated and some old ones cleared out. Either that or the search engine doesn't work right because I can't find the ones anymore that I just posted.
A variation on the old "don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful" argument.
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
"Kick me in the shins accidentally, and spit in my food because I am a bad tipper and a pain in the ass."
Disclaimer: I never spit in anyone's food that I was serving back in the day.
I may have tapped a few ashes off my cigarette (that I always had burning in the back) into some food, but it was purely accidental.
Also any and all shin kicking was all purely accidental. Really.
White goes really well with baby vomit. I'm sure the Dragon Tale twins vomit. I bet every time one of them cries she deducts 1000 bucks from their inheritance and yells at them. Listen to me you baby. I'm Jlo. I can't listen to this damn crying. I was in a movie with George Clooney, George CLOONEY. I'm not scared to punch a baby you damn baby.
I hear babies don't even tip good.
i dedicate this to sar:
hey j. lo, knots landing called…
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and so forth and so on
lol stm!! and why thank you i'm flattered!
Yeah. I see where you are going STM.
I have to just say: There will only EVER be ONE Joan Collins.
Joan Collins. Yeah.
Ok, when I have had a beer, I take it out to the left feild. Or the right feild.
I just think that there will only ever be that one Joan Collins.
This looks more like a Crystal Carrington outfit.Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan would never wear this mess. The hat, yes. But not that mumu. It needs more shoulder pads and a high collar.
Cinch it!
Keebler, I smell a Commie. I smell Commie of the Year with that gem. It smells haughty, bold, and a little bit drunk. Like Mariah Carey, maybe.