Hold Your Horses

Forget the rumors: Jennifer Lopez is still pregnant. She was last seen shopping, not focusing intensely on extricating two babies from her womb.

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Feb 1, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 49 Responses
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Comments (49)

No. 1 lale says:

What a jackass. She goes out to show that she’s still got them babies in the oven, and then acts coy by hiding her fat belly - with dual colored bags to fuel the twins rumor. Girlfriend may act like she’s not needy when she’s with Marc, but someone still likes the attention!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:05 pm
No. 2 lale says:

Seriously- when I was at the end of my pregnancy I would have peed into a cup if my husband wouldn’t have threatened divorce right then and there. Who needs to go shopping at that point?

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm
No. 3 lale says:

p.s. First and second, bitches. Can we start that here? It’s so fun to read fifteen people writing “first!” on the same post.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:07 pm
No. 4 blah says:

I don’t think she’s pregnant at all. She’s been fooling us all this time! Just like Christen did on Days of our Lives. That’s just a pillow people! No one (hopefully) is that dumb to go shopping when those apples are so close to falling out of the fruit basket. Stay home lady!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:11 pm
No. 5 queencrone says:

first, second and THIRD for you, lale! :-)

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:13 pm
No. 6 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

lale: I HATE THAT ISH! If you don’t have anything to contribute to the conversation, SHUT THE F*CK UP! THere is nothing worse than clicking on the stream and seeing first, or even worse, multiple firsts because everyone was doing it at the same time! Hmph!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm
No. 7 lale says:

MOCT, I was kidding. Thanks for telling me to shut the fuck up, though. You just flashed me back to my last conversation with my biological father, when I was six.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:15 pm
No. 8 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

I know you were kidding, I was responding to the ones who are really serious. SOrry, didn’t mean to come across evil to you personally. :)

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:16 pm
No. 9 queencrone says:

First!! (I couldn’t resist, MyOpinionCountsToo.)

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:17 pm
No. 10 queencrone says:

You told your bio-dad to shut the fuck up at 6 years old? Excellent.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:18 pm
No. 11 mae says:

Mae: Still doesn’t care.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:19 pm
No. 12 cooter is gone i hope he's driftin out to sea says:

Kiss and make up kids!

And at least she isnt flashing her fruitmaker (on topic).

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:20 pm
No. 13 mae says:

lale: comment #7 was hilarious. It made Mountain Dew come out of my nose. Thank you for that.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:21 pm
No. 14 cooter is gone i hope he's driftin out to sea says:

And 13 th bitches!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:21 pm
No. 15 mae says:

Last!!!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:21 pm
No. 16 queencrone says:

I like this one too cooter! ( the name)

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:25 pm
No. 17 lale says:

Ha! Okay, MOCT- I did feel a bit overwhelmed, much like Brent Michaels did when that French dude tried to stuff his tongue down his throat. A Diet Coke will cure it. That, and knowing that I was able to inspire the Mountain Dew nasal drip over at Mae’s!

In pregnancy-related news, doesn’t Kate Hudson look chunky? Think she’s got a new baby daddy somewhere?

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:25 pm
No. 18 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

Yes, clearly I need to brush-up on my blogging ettiquete, a simple :) would have told you I was not lashing out at you. :)

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:28 pm
No. 19 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

And, I can’t spell, “etiquette”

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:29 pm
No. 20 boo hoo says:

blah!

That issss too funny!! I KNOW it’s a pillow!? Ha! Cele-bre-tieez…

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:29 pm
No. 21 mae says:

Just in case anyone wants to try it, Mountain Dew does wonders for a stuffy nose!!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:31 pm
No. 22 lale says:

I get the feeling that JLo won’t be the doting stepmother she played herself up to be once she’s got her own little ones to admire. I feel bad for Marc’s other kids, which is what she will probably make them legally change their names to. What do you think Dayanara will give as a new baby gift? Spanx? That would be classic.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:32 pm
No. 23 cooter is gone i hope he's driftin out to sea says:

Happy Super Bowl weekend! I’m sure we’ll be talking later qc after one of has had one to many coctails and feels like making an ass out of themselves….(me).

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:35 pm
No. 24 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

Go Giants!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:37 pm
No. 25 mae says:

Go Patriots!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:49 pm
No. 26 Lisa(#1) says:

She is totally not pregnant. She just got a bit chunky and then decided to get a hollow belly so she could shoplift with ease. Like in that “Been Caught Stealing” video. And she did it! Just like that, when she wants some Louis Vuitton and she don’t wanna pay for it!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 6:09 pm
No. 27 mae says:

That video always disturbed me. Now picturing JLo being the shoplifter, it disturbs me more.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 6:44 pm
No. 28 jujubees says:

28th

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 6:51 pm
No. 29 lale says:

First!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 6:55 pm
No. 30 lale says:

Or, to be more accurate, “frist!”

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 6:55 pm
No. 31 mae says:

Last!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 6:56 pm
No. 32 queencrone says:

Hi mae! GO GIANTS!!! Just so that Eli can keep
up with his brother. Keep things even.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 7:01 pm
No. 33 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

Yeah Queen!!!!

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 7:10 pm
No. 34 mae says:

Hi qc! Eli > Peyton.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 7:11 pm
No. 35 queencrone says:

Good one mae! :-) MyOpinionCountsToo, back me up. Giants COULD do it.

Besides, doesn’t Boston sports fans like to be the underdog? Don’t they like being Charlie Brown? Just think of the Giants as LUCY.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 8:01 pm
No. 36 queencrone says:

NOT SO BOSTON

Isn’t that the palidrome that the Boston sports fans made famous?

NOT SO BOSTON

That’s what I am saying until the Superbowl is over.

I may have to eat crow. But I have a great recipie.

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 8:06 pm
No. 37 queencrone says:

Oh, oh, oh, is the queencrone havin the last word here tonight? Is the Giants just like Lucy,
and gonna rip that foot ball away from Charlie Brown (the Pats) and then he (the Pats)lands on his back? Not so Boston? I am here. It’s still pretty early. Hello?

Go Giants

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 11:18 pm
No. 38 queencrone says:

:-)

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 11:19 pm
No. 39 mae says:

Sorry, I was “napping”
The Giants have a decent defense, but they’ll still lose. 28-14

Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 11:43 pm
No. 40 queencrone says:

Oooh You are GOOOD mae! :-)
I think, seriously now that you are busting my balls, that the Giants will take it by a touchdown. (28 to 14 Bhwahaaha. I hope you didn’t bet any real cash dollie. :-) )

By a touchdown. Giants.

Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 12:06 am
No. 41 queencrone says:

Not so bostoN

Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 12:08 am
No. 42 queencrone says:

Honey, just tell me to shut up if I sound obnoxious. When you hear my real voice and see my face, it’s all just a bunch of fun. (Well, my real face looks old and stuff, but it DOES look kind.)

Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 12:13 am
No. 43 queencrone says:

And right about now, I could be a little tipsey. That’s just rumor control.

Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 12:15 am
No. 44 queencrone says:

Tom Brady > Eli Manning

:-)

Time will tell. Come on Sunday.

Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 12:24 am
No. 45 mae says:

Tom trumps everyone! We’ll see tomorrow, I’ll try not to rub it in your face too much when the Patriots win. :)

Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 4:16 pm
No. 46 Boston Beaner says:

I just fucked Ben Affleck in the mouth!!!

Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 5:10 pm
No. 47 queencrone says:

I’ll help you rub my face in it mae, if the Partiots win.

GO GIANTS!!!

Posted: Feb 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm
No. 48 queencrone says:

Good Superbowl.

Both teams played a fantastic good game.

That’s all I have to say.

Posted: Feb 3, 2008 at 10:01 pm
No. 49 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

Mae, what was that score again??? GO GIANTS!!!!

Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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