What a jackass. She goes out to show that she's still got them babies in the oven, and then acts coy by hiding her fat belly - with dual colored bags to fuel the twins rumor. Girlfriend may act like she's not needy when she's with Marc, but someone still likes the attention!

Seriously- when I was at the end of my pregnancy I would have peed into a cup if my husband wouldn't have threatened divorce right then and there. Who needs to go shopping at that point?

p.s. First and second, bitches. Can we start that here? It's so fun to read fifteen people writing "first!" on the same post.

I don't think she's pregnant at all. She's been fooling us all this time! Just like Christen did on Days of our Lives. That's just a pillow people! No one (hopefully) is that dumb to go shopping when those apples are so close to falling out of the fruit basket. Stay home lady!

first, second and THIRD for you, lale! :-)

lale: I HATE THAT ISH! If you don't have anything to contribute to the conversation, SHUT THE F*CK UP! THere is nothing worse than clicking on the stream and seeing first, or even worse, multiple firsts because everyone was doing it at the same time! Hmph!

MOCT, I was kidding. Thanks for telling me to shut the fuck up, though. You just flashed me back to my last conversation with my biological father, when I was six.

I know you were kidding, I was responding to the ones who are really serious. SOrry, didn't mean to come across evil to you personally. :)

First!! (I couldn't resist, MyOpinionCountsToo.)

You told your bio-dad to shut the fuck up at 6 years old? Excellent.

Mae: Still doesn't care.

Kiss and make up kids!

And at least she isnt flashing her fruitmaker (on topic).

lale: comment #7 was hilarious. It made Mountain Dew come out of my nose. Thank you for that.

And 13 th bitches!

Last!!!

I like this one too cooter! ( the name)

Ha! Okay, MOCT- I did feel a bit overwhelmed, much like Brent Michaels did when that French dude tried to stuff his tongue down his throat. A Diet Coke will cure it. That, and knowing that I was able to inspire the Mountain Dew nasal drip over at Mae's!

In pregnancy-related news, doesn't Kate Hudson look chunky? Think she's got a new baby daddy somewhere?

Yes, clearly I need to brush-up on my blogging ettiquete, a simple :) would have told you I was not lashing out at you. :)

And, I can't spell, "etiquette"

blah!

That issss too funny!! I KNOW it's a pillow!? Ha! Cele-bre-tieez…

Just in case anyone wants to try it, Mountain Dew does wonders for a stuffy nose!!

I get the feeling that JLo won't be the doting stepmother she played herself up to be once she's got her own little ones to admire. I feel bad for Marc's other kids, which is what she will probably make them legally change their names to. What do you think Dayanara will give as a new baby gift? Spanx? That would be classic.

Happy Super Bowl weekend! I'm sure we'll be talking later qc after one of has had one to many coctails and feels like making an ass out of themselves….(me).

Go Giants!

Go Patriots!

She is totally not pregnant. She just got a bit chunky and then decided to get a hollow belly so she could shoplift with ease. Like in that "Been Caught Stealing" video. And she did it! Just like that, when she wants some Louis Vuitton and she don't wanna pay for it!

That video always disturbed me. Now picturing JLo being the shoplifter, it disturbs me more.

28th

First!

Or, to be more accurate, "frist!"

Last!

Hi mae! GO GIANTS!!! Just so that Eli can keep
up with his brother. Keep things even.

Yeah Queen!!!!

Hi qc! Eli > Peyton.

Good one mae! :-) MyOpinionCountsToo, back me up. Giants COULD do it.

Besides, doesn't Boston sports fans like to be the underdog? Don't they like being Charlie Brown? Just think of the Giants as LUCY.

NOT SO BOSTON

Isn't that the palidrome that the Boston sports fans made famous?

NOT SO BOSTON

That's what I am saying until the Superbowl is over.

I may have to eat crow. But I have a great recipie.

Oh, oh, oh, is the queencrone havin the last word here tonight? Is the Giants just like Lucy,
and gonna rip that foot ball away from Charlie Brown (the Pats) and then he (the Pats)lands on his back? Not so Boston? I am here. It's still pretty early. Hello?

Go Giants

:-)

Sorry, I was "napping"
The Giants have a decent defense, but they'll still lose. 28-14

Oooh You are GOOOD mae! :-)
I think, seriously now that you are busting my balls, that the Giants will take it by a touchdown. (28 to 14 Bhwahaaha. I hope you didn't bet any real cash dollie. :-) )

By a touchdown. Giants.

Not so bostoN

Honey, just tell me to shut up if I sound obnoxious. When you hear my real voice and see my face, it's all just a bunch of fun. (Well, my real face looks old and stuff, but it DOES look kind.)

And right about now, I could be a little tipsey. That's just rumor control.

Tom Brady > Eli Manning

:-)

Time will tell. Come on Sunday.

Tom trumps everyone! We'll see tomorrow, I'll try not to rub it in your face too much when the Patriots win. :)

I just fucked Ben Affleck in the mouth!!!

I'll help you rub my face in it mae, if the Partiots win.

GO GIANTS!!!

Good Superbowl.

Both teams played a fantastic good game.

That's all I have to say.

Mae, what was that score again??? GO GIANTS!!!!