Hexed Generation

Assy new mother of twins Jennifer Lopez has opened a tremendously presumptuous gift registry at baby boutique Petit Tresor.
Among her most stupid – and most expensive – desires: Two cashmere cardigan, hat and bootie pants sets ($279 each); two Chelsea Sleigh cribs ($1390 each); and an Italian leather and snake skin trim Mia Bossi diaper bag ($1250).
Once Lopez' wish list is fulfilled, her entitled, velvet-palmed brats will come free of charge.
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God Bless Jennifer for wanting to keep it so real. I can't wait for a bottle to leak into the snakeskin piece of crap she's got her nanny toting around. Anyway, Marc's sure to burn cigarette holes in the babys' things, so what's the point of getting something nice? I'd go for a nice denim suit for each kid- something real tacky to go with their Puerto Rican heritage. And some hair gel. Lots of hair gel, 'cause the wet look is always in style down in the 'Rico.
I was with you till you called all things Puerto Rican tacky.
By the way, Cord, I love that picture. Now I'll be singing all day:
I want the weeeehhhld, I want the whole weeehhld!
I want to lock it all up in my pocket it's MY bar of chocolate!
Give it to me now!!!
(so much for subtlety)
Now if only we could throw that bad egg JLo down the chute, all would be right with he world. At the rate she's going, those kids will be as worthless as the Hiltons by the time they can speak.
Aww, Mrs. Feisty- you changed the spelling of your name. I heart you!
I agree Mrs.Feisty!!!
mrs feictey
if jou don't have anything to do go sleep
you semm so borred for writing such comments
same thing to citmyway
ps silly neekname