Hexed Generation

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Assy new mother of twins Jennifer Lopez has opened a tremendously presumptuous gift registry at baby boutique Petit Tresor.

Among her most stupid – and most expensive – desires: Two cashmere cardigan, hat and bootie pants sets ($279 each); two Chelsea Sleigh cribs ($1390 each); and an Italian leather and snake skin trim Mia Bossi diaper bag ($1250).

Once Lopez' wish list is fulfilled, her entitled, velvet-palmed brats will come free of charge.

Feb 26, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 8 Responses
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  • Comments (8)

    No. 1 lale says:

    God Bless Jennifer for wanting to keep it so real. I can't wait for a bottle to leak into the snakeskin piece of crap she's got her nanny toting around. Anyway, Marc's sure to burn cigarette holes in the babys' things, so what's the point of getting something nice? I'd go for a nice denim suit for each kid- something real tacky to go with their Puerto Rican heritage. And some hair gel. Lots of hair gel, 'cause the wet look is always in style down in the 'Rico.

    Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    No. 2 fleenflan says:

    I was with you till you called all things Puerto Rican tacky.

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 8:09 am
    No. 3 fleenflan says:

    By the way, Cord, I love that picture. Now I'll be singing all day:

    I want the weeeehhhld, I want the whole weeehhld!
    I want to lock it all up in my pocket it's MY bar of chocolate!
    Give it to me now!!!

    (so much for subtlety)

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 8:17 am
    No. 4 Mrs. Feisty says:

    Now if only we could throw that bad egg JLo down the chute, all would be right with he world. At the rate she's going, those kids will be as worthless as the Hiltons by the time they can speak.

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 9:18 am
    No. 5 EsquaredMom says:

    Aww, Mrs. Feisty- you changed the spelling of your name. I heart you!

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 11:11 am
    No. 6 citmyway says:

    I agree Mrs.Feisty!!!

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    No. 7 lilo says:

    mrs feictey
    if jou don't have anything to do go sleep
    you semm so borred for writing such comments

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 3:55 am
    No. 8 lilo says:

    same thing to citmyway
    ps silly neekname

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 3:56 am
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