J.Lo's Kids Wake Up To This Face Every Day

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Jennifer Lopez debuted her post-babies body this weekend at New York's Shine A Light premiere, but from the looks of things, she should have stayed home with the twins. Those babies have no hope of a normal life so long as they're being raised by Skeletor and whatever alien J.Lo is striving to be.

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Mar 31, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses

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Tagged: Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Premiere

Comments (12)

No. 1 yieldtothemadness says:

i think she looks aight. it's her husband who looks like he's been attacked by dementors.

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 12:05 pm

No. 2 SnackySmores says:

She's better than Britney.

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 12:20 pm

No. 3 Kitchy says:

She looks a hell of a lot better than I did a few weeks post birth, and I only had one at a time.

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 12:21 pm

No. 4 chelsea says:

Her ass could be draggin

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 12:37 pm

No. 5 deimos says:

how does she keep her eyes open with all that makeup on?

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 12:43 pm

No. 6 lale says:

I don't admire mothers like her who are "bouncing back" after babies. Hello- she has nannies, trainers, chefs…and probably surgeons. Not to mention makeup artists who clearly hate her.

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 1:50 pm

No. 7 Amelia says:

wiiiiiiiiiiiiind tunnel

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 3:48 pm

No. 8 jill says:

holy tarantula eyes

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 5:40 pm

No. 9 Danny says:

Bitch needs another nosejob. Did she carry the twins in her face?

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 7:32 pm

No. 10 Maryj says:

I love her and I think she looks amazing for just giving birth to TWINS!!

Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 3:53 am

No. 11 katie says:

Too much makeup.

Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 8:40 am

No. 12 kiara says:

All you guys are some haters why would you say shit about aomeone you dont even know maybe ur ass cant affrord nonwe of the shit she has
i think shes alright

Posted: May 12, 2008 at 12:47 pm