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Comments (31)

No. 1 Be Adequite says:

Wow. Jodie looks fantastic.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 1:33 pm
No. 2 jujubees says:

That’s how you know she’s a female homosexual. If that had been me or pretty much any woman I know, that picture would have gone much differently. And there would probably be some kind of restraining order involved.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 1:36 pm
No. 3 rachel says:

If I was a lesbian I would do her.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 1:41 pm
No. 4 LisaNo.1 says:

You see because the lesbians, or HOmosexual Females, do not like straight men, or Heterosexual Males…

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 1:45 pm
No. 5 jujubees says:

Not me, she’s not my type. I’d pick, Kitchy. Her knowledge of obsure songs and movie lines really turns me on.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 1:58 pm
No. 6 james_boston says:

that’s female homosexual lisa. get your slur right. i’d totally do jodie too if i was a lesbo…

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 1:59 pm
No. 7 Be Adequite says:

I don’t get the Denzel attraction, unless he’s a bad boy in his movies (Glory, Training Day). More of a Lawrence Fishbourne fan myself.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:03 pm
No. 8 james_boston says:

racist :)

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:04 pm
No. 9 queencrone says:

See how she is awkardly holding her arm away?
If this was me, I would be going in for the crotch
rub. I am going to be quiet now, sit back and think about what I’ve said.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:10 pm
No. 10 jujubees says:

That’s all I’m saying. QC. He’s obviously commiting to it and she’s just thinking. Ewww,wieners.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:12 pm
No. 11 mister says:

The lesbians don’t like us ‘mos either. They’re like a pack of wolves.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:20 pm
No. 12 mister says:

The lesbians don’t like us ‘mos either. They’re like a pack of wolves. Jodie does look good though. I’d be willing to take a dive with enough booze in me.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:21 pm
No. 13 Cha Cha Loca says:

LOL @ queencrone. I’m so with you girl! I love him. They’d have to peel me off of him with a spatula!

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:33 pm
No. 14 evil twin says:

I wouldn’t kick either one of them out of bed for eating cornflakes.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:43 pm
No. 15 jujubees says:

I would. But that’s becuase I hate cornflakes. If they had some pancakes then we’d be talking. Sex and pancakes. What is better than that?

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:45 pm
No. 16 mae says:

I passionately hate Jodie “Big Dyke” Foster. She just rubs me the wrong way. Like Berber carpeting on my knees. I can’t pinpoint when it started, but I do. Everytime I watch Silence of the Lambs I try to wish the ending would change and her face would get eaten off. No such luck so far.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:50 pm
No. 17 jujubees says:

Nooooooo, I love that movie. It was on last weekend and I watched all 3 showings of it.

But you know who is sexy, BALE!

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 2:59 pm
No. 18 evil twin says:

I have liked Jodie Foster since the Disney movies and one of my all-time favorites “The Little Girl Who Lived Down the Lane,” featuring Martin Sheen as a creepy child molester. Good times.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 3:00 pm
No. 19 jujubees says:

oh yesssssss. That was so freaky. This tea tastes like almonds. He got what was coming to him. For the perviness and also for thrusting Charlie upon us.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 3:39 pm
No. 20 Be Adequite says:

yessssssss Clarice.

You know what isn’t hot? BALE’s face getting chewed off. God I hope that never happens.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 4:35 pm
No. 21 jujubees says:

BeA, you just made me really sad. That thought is just too much for me to comprehend.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 4:40 pm
No. 22 PhotoKat says:

Damn, she looks good! She’s aging well. Better than the ones you thing would age gracefully. God, can you imagine Linsay L. and Britney at 50 years old?!

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 5:07 pm
No. 23 jujubees says:

I have a picture in my head but I’d like to see a computer generated picture for shits and giggles.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 5:26 pm
No. 24 Kitchy says:

Awwwww. Juju picked me as her fantasy lesbian. I’m all verklempt.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 6:32 pm
No. 25 jujubees says:

I imagine we would spend endless hours watching really bad sci-fi movies and singing many songs. Then of course finish up with a tickle fight. Oh and braid each others hair.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 6:51 pm
No. 26 kat says:

Juju–again, making me LOL! “He’s committing to it and she is just thinking, EWWW wieners!” Do you write your own material? It is GREAT!!

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 7:49 pm
No. 27 jujubees says:

I confess. I have a tree full of keebler elves I hold hostage for material. I get jokes and cookies. It’s a win win.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 8:23 pm
No. 28 fiona says:

She must have issues, even a lesbian would cop a hug from Denzel if she had more than icewater in her veins. I think she must have had a bad experience in her childhood at some point. Her body language is not normal. He is FINE.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 11:07 pm
No. 29 queencrone says:

Well in all fairness, she DOES have a significant other. And she probably doesn’t want the s.o. to be PISSED. So maybe she LIKED it but had to pretend. (Been There Done That.)

However, I have been thinking about this all day. Look how this man’s arm is around her and his hand is holding her shoulder. Look how accessible his package is. Oh YEAH the queencrone has had a beer. I have had beautiful embraces like this in the past. *sigh* Usually resulted in offspring.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 11:21 pm
No. 30 jbonz says:

Man, don’t let Dog the Bounty Hunter catch you doing that shit!

Posted: Nov 3, 2007 at 3:18 am
No. 31 Margo says:

I would feel Wicked Lucky to be kissed by Denzel. Real talk. *sigh*

Posted: Nov 3, 2007 at 12:09 pm
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