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And speaking of buxom blonds, healthy upstart Scarlett Johnasson is suing saucy glossy Us for implying that she has had rhinoplasty, an accusation her lawyers call "an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof."

We disagree that the allegation is inconceivable, but we can't argue against each and every part of this being outrageous.

Dec 5, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 31 Responses
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  • Comments (31)

    No. 1 Be Adequite says:

    Those knockers are 100% real but that after-nose sure ain't.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    No. 2 maria says:

    What a waste of time, US Weekly wouldn't put something on the cover of their mag if it weren't true. Would they?

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    No. 3 playla says:

    I think it looks like she grew up and someone stated doing her makeup.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    No. 4 janice says:

    I don't know if it's a nose job, or just 6 pounds of bronzer caked on each side of her nose. I'm leaning toward bronzer. Also, sue sue sue, wah wah wah. Go cry into your huge boobs and piles of money.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    No. 5 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I'm with Janice… make up can work wonders.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    No. 6 Be Adequite says:

    And let Ryan Reynolds console you :SOB:

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    No. 7 maria says:

    playla is right, our faces grow as we age and bone structure and density change.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 12:58 pm
    No. 8 Be Adequite says:

    I'm not convinced on the nose…there are other close ups where her nose is obviously different (more/less bulbous), but maybe she just grew into it…?

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 12:58 pm
    No. 9 Be Adequite says:

    I can't believe AJolie is only 32, I thought she was 10 years older than that! I'm almost older than her!

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    No. 10 Kitchy says:

    It doesn't even say she did. It says "did they or didn't they" and implies that she did. Scarlett, you're gonna need some thicker skin if you get this damn upset over nose job rumors. I guarantee you people are saying a lot worse.

    Like the fact that you suck as an actress, have the personality of a flea, and the IQ of a small rock.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    No. 11 playla says:

    Kitchy, don't forget her singing.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    There is only one way to handle this situation. She needs to write her own story and ask if US has had lipo. That's what I would do.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    No. 13 Mr. T says:

    Not much to say here except that I'm heading to Japan tomorrow with my lovely wife. Her parents are taking us to Kyoto for 3 days. Should be interesting! After Kyoto, I plan on taking it easy and doing some sightseeing and generally anything but pissing off the Japanese, especially the fishermen! I'd say hi to Flipper but he got clubbed. J/K!

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    No. 14 bkN00b says:

    Mr. T: do a brotha a solid and pick up one of those DualShock 3 PS3 controllers for me. I'll paypal u!

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    No. 15 Kitchy says:

    Oh yeah, her singing sounds like my cat when you step on her foot.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    No. 16 playla says:

    I heard she's doing an album of Tom Waits covers….makes me sad to think of her ruining his songs just to boost her "aren't I unintetionally hip" image.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:46 pm
    No. 17 janice says:

    She should have stopped at Ghost World.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    No. 18 Kitchy says:

    She shouldn't even have done Ghost World.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    No. 19 janice says:

    Touché.

    I love that word.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    No. 20 parissucksliterally says:

    this "before" pic is actually AFTER her nose job…goodplasticsurgery.com has teh REAL "before" pic.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    No. 21 missbonnie says:

    I don't know what those people @ US Weekly smoke, but it's pretty strong ! No need to have plastic surgery NOT to look like you're still 13 year old.

    I certainly don't look like the troll I used to be @ 13 and it has nothing to do with surgery …

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    No. 22 jujubees says:

    I wish I had my 16 year old ass.

    The greatest thing Scarlett has ever done was that skit on SNL. How bout dis one or dis one

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    No. 23 Trini says:

    Scarlett needs to STFU and let these magazines do what they do best…make up lies about celebrities for our entertainment. She shouldn't even be concerned with this bullshit if it's not true.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    No. 24 playla says:

    I just pulled myself away from the pancake makeup and notice the "Controlled by a Creep" headline!

    They'll win a Pulitzer this year, I feel it.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    No. 25 jujubees says:

    They shoul turn it into a 3 parts series for Dateline. And then a ripped from the headlines or as I like to call them, RFTH, Law and Order. Finally ending with an original movie for Oxygen.

    Casting choices soon to follow.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    No. 26 ilnazhad says:

    These people looked a lot more like themselves as adults when they were young that most people I know. This is such tosh.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    No. 27 PhotoKat says:

    Trini, I'm laughing at your comment. I completely agree. The more she bitches about it the more scandal and credence it will be given. But then, maybe that's her point!

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    No. 28 stopthemadness says:

    holy crud, juju. i thought i was the only one who loved that skit.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    No. 29 ClassyChic says:

    I think Scarlett has had surgery. Makeup can't change your face that much.

    Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    No. 30 jujubees says:

    You gotta get yourself some marble columns.

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 9:43 am
    No. 31 Fuck Shit says:

    Who gives a fuck?

    Posted: Dec 7, 2007 at 5:36 am
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