Ouch.

At that age, infants can't really focus their eyes well. Their hearing is more in tune than their vision.

damn cord, way to kick a girl when she's down.

Perhaps he is focusing with hatred on his "supermodel" onesie.

BM is way hotter than Man-face Giselle. Good going, Brady.

What a sweet baby. I don't see him wearing his, Supermodel, onsie.

Hey, I see we have JellyBellys and jujubees now. Can we get some Raisinettes up in here?

Ewww, no, Those are like chocolate covered hamster turds. I like the snow caps and goobers.

Snow caps are my movie theatre indulgence. I will sit right down and eat the entire box during the previews.

Snow caps are love! What about some Nerds? Or Everlasting Gobstoppers? (Which, of course, you have to say in the snotty Veruca Salt accent.)

Gobstoppers, yes. Nerds, no. Unfortunately, the Nerds still in my teeth and I can't afford cavity action at my age. I do love the Milk Duds too.

That's why I get two boxes of snow caps. I enjoy nerds but fear the gobstoppers. I blame, Jawbreaker, for that one.

Well the Nerds "stick" in my teeth. Obviously you can tell I'm medicated.

I had nightmares after watching Jawbreaker!

the snozberries taste like snozberries

Well Jawbreaker had Marilyn Manson in it, no? Without makeup? Which is even MORE horrifying.

Nerds stick in your teeth? Really? I've had Jolly Ranchers cement my jaws temporarily shut. Good times.

Twizzlers and Snow Caps are the best movie candy.

I've had the same Jolly Rancher injury before…so embarrassing in front of my boss and all, I felt Elaine Benes ish.

I concurr that shit. Those two are all I need. Milk duds have removed a filling or two. Why do I get those?

Good Lord, she's even more gorgeous as a new mom.

I imagine if you saw the full shot she's be wearing her size 4 jeans.

Dots and laffy taffy are both really hard to chew as well…I've had to cut them out of my candy diet for it.

As a young teenager I worked at the clothing store Dots, and we had to walk around outside the parking lot trying to pass out the Dots candy with coupons for the store (they called it 'Dot-etting'). It was a blazing hot day, and I wanted to go back in the AC, so I dumped my candy into the trash and as I did, a lady came over and demanded that I follow her into the store. Turns out, she was the regional manager ooming to check out our store. I got fired on the spot. True story.

He is adorable and looks awfully cuddly for a child being accused of being indifferent to his mother.

And evil, I have a bone to pick with you.

OMG, there's a, Dots, that just opened up the street from me. I'm going to check the trash, stat.

Too funny!

Me? What did I do?

I mean besides get "bested" twice so far this morning.

You got bested?? Where? I can't open the SATC thread due to firewalls, so I hope it wasn't there.

You gave me your cold/flu.

You got, "Bested". I missed those? And you got a, Commie! There is no love left for the rest of us.

Shit, sorry. I think bedbugs is sick too. I told you guys to stop kissing me, so it's not my fault.

I've been "bested" in the O'Reilly thread. Unfortunately, I don't think my medicine will mix well with any Tom-ba, so I didn't celebrate.

Well shit.

Bunnie forget to take his Midol today?

I don't know. I was trying to be nice, at least civil, but you know what happens when that happens.

No tongue for me today, hags.

I am SHOCKED that Bunnie would return civility with bitchiness.

SHOCKED.

You don't want to join the sickie crew?

i would so put that kid in the supermodel onesie for the shoot, im vindictive like that.

In all honesty, I was taken aback, since he's been so quiet lately.

Juju, it's too late. I already licked your face when you were sleeping.

I don't feel well. I think I have the ebola or some kind of bird flu thing. I'm seeing spots.

Bill O Reily has ruined my day.

Yeah, I just read it. That was bitchiness to end all bitchiness.

Was I out of line? If so, I will lick Bunnie's face to apologize, and right away.

I did listen to the audio but I'm not sure how it makes him look any better. To be honest, it just made me angrier.

Like we all just believe every cliche on tv and movies. As humans we couldn't possibly think for ourselves and see a bad characterization as just that. Thank God he was there to set us straight.

Evil, you maintained your calm and dignity, not to mention pure logic, far more than even Jesus would have.

I used to think, "What would Jesus Do?". Now I will think, WWED?

I just needed some other opinions. I wasn't trying to be the angry harpy. I mean, I certainly can be an angry harpy, but in that particular exchange, I was trying to keep my cool. Thanks, Kitch.

I still think Bill is a douche but I didn't think you warranted a, "best", for that. I saw many more, "best", worthy comments on the ass'ing thread.

I know, how many times I try to get a "Best" on purpose for shits and giggles…but I always get them when I least expect.

It's all part of his master cleanse plan.

On that note, I'm going to go and try to keep down some lunch.

Try that, bratt's, diet. I think it's, bread, rice, apples, toats, and, Tom-Ba.

Seriously, Cord's bringing back the Best?? Or are you hags pulling my artificial leg? Stop! I mean it doesn't hurt but.

SNO CAPS and TWIZZLERS all the way. Speaking of, I always thought it was JujuBEANS…then I saw some in the store the other day. I was shocked!

You've got your beans in my juju.

I always thought it was jujubeets.

I'm ok with the beans but no beets in the juju. They turn everything purple.

And they make your tinkle smell funny.

What! I'm just saying!

It's jujupee. Like asparapee.

Hey how come we neevr see trackbacks in Mollygood comments???

i'm just shocked that bill o'reilly, sorry, bill o'rally finally realized that there are black people in new york. i'm sure he had the "friends" tv show view of nyc and blacks, mainly that there ain't any. but to be fair to bill "loofah" o'rally, it's difficult to meet any blacks when you go from the all white fox headquarters to your limo to your penthouse in park avenue and back again.

I'm just more surprised Bill's mother goes arounds saying, I need more iced tea, mother f'er. She's got a potty mouth.

there are a few people whose mothers i'd like to see in action. namely dr. laura and marilyn manson.

I hope he didn't get his pancake ass from her.

brady is none too popular around here for dumping bridget, who's a local girl, for that skank gisele, while bridget was pregnant. but i'm sure all will be forgiven when he takes us to the superbowl again.

GO PATS!

I'm so sorry, james and yourmom, but could you possibly take that block of salt out of the festering wound in my back? Pay no attention to the orange and brown liquid streaming from the wound.

Much as I'm not a Brady fan, he didn't dump Bridget while she was pregnant. Or at least when they KNEW she was pregnant. They confirmed a break-up before she found out she was pregnant. If you add up the dates, it's easy to see they weren't fudging. Little JET was conceived probably on their break-up date.

Or they did some break-up boofage.

Or became friends with benefits for a few weeks.

Or she's an evil, evil woman and tried to force him to stay in the doomed relationship by getting herself pregnant. Because you know we can do that sort of thing all on our own.

She harvested samples of his sperm over their months together, sealed it in a Mason jar, froze it, and then once he picked up with Gisele, Bridget defrosted it and used a turkey baster.

I have it all figured out.

What a gorgeously vindictive broad she is.

Who wants to be that "I have it all figured out" will be taken completely out of context and given a Commie with a title of something like "Most in denial of reality"?

Only if I say it.

Ahem…I have it all figured out.

Good thinkin'.

Hey, he can't say I don't give him what he wants. I am a man-satisfier from way back.

I'll rub my Bunniefoot for good luck.

Well, considering my 3 wins and counting, and the so-called awards I've won, I think I'm a shoo-in. Don't worry, I'll be sure you get a collaboration credit in my speech.

Although, since I've bitched so much, he'll probably never give me a Commie again. Who knows? He's hard to read.

I rubbed my bunniefoot last night!

I'm placing my bets on on a fourth-week win. Even though it really shows spiteful immaturity, Bunnie obviously thinks it shows great wit and superiority.

TMI! TMI!

(that was to lale)

So dirty.