Nice play on words there Cord. You do that so well. Sometimes obvious… other times subtle.

He gets all the fug chicks, man.

I don't get it, JM is retarded or he sings like he is.

Chicks, man.

Yeah, the only cute one in that bunch is Minka Kelly. And JM is no hot stuff himself. He always looks like he needs a shower. He also comes off very douchey to me. How ironic that a douche needs a shower.

Neither of his heads thinks very well. They must both be full of stupid.

ET is that a "Talk Soup" reference?
I love Joel McHale!!!

I also think using the term "woman" in reference to Cameron Diaz is pushin' it.

Yeah, curmudgeon. Kitchy and I are lovin' Mr. McHale too.

You can't go wrong with TS
I love Mankini and the little dog!
My favorite skit was Scott Baio-Wolf, I about peed myself!!

I feel bad that Joel had to make out with Bonadouchey. He goes all the way for his art.

I would totally make out with Joel McHale, but only The Dooch if I had a sufficient amount of alcohol. What? Don't judge me.

I may have to judge, just a little. I'm trying to remember some beer goggle offences. mmm hmm, yes, ick, yikes.

Ok, I've thought about it. I'm not sure there's enough alcohol to make that happen.

I have a strange attraction to Danny B. I know it makes me a bad person, but what can I do? Intellectually, I know that he's fug, gross, and the like, but I don't know…Is it possible to think someone is repulsive and fuckable at the same time.

evi's kinda scarying me.

Oh I know, I'm scaring myself. But if I can't be honest with my hags, who can I be honest with? I already confessed my former crush on that disgusting skeeze-bag Bob Ritchie, so is Bonaduce really any more embarrassing?

Ok obviously you're not just kinda scaring me, based on my typing in that last post.

Had the Dooch ever been inside Pam Anderson?

I'm sorry, Kitchy. I didn't mean to make you typo.

Even my dog has been inside Pam Anderson at this point. And believe me, those treatments he needed from the vet WERE NOT CHEAP.

Would I be surprised, no. I've just never heard anything. But it's not like he's too classy for her or something. I didn't mean to speak of ill of ET man.

Poor evil doggy. :(

cameron diaz is wearing the most lame, boring old outfits these days. her and LiLo, I swear…Uh we get it: big bag, gray sweater shirt, bla bla bla.

Oh come on…he is NOT my man. One little confession and know we're sitting and kissing in trees? I think it's the fact that I really like ginger boys. Yeah, that's it.

Well we know he's not juju's man or he'd be gay.

And while he may be many, many things, The Dooch is not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I always know when I get that tingle all may not be well in straightville. He gives me not tingle.

I no speak good.

I no speak God.

/atheist

Speaking of tingles, where is james_boston?

I don't know where he went to. But you know he'll show up when he hears we've started production on, Shirtless; Electric Boogaloo 3.

Maybe he went to Perez.

And he'll pretty much demand that you add Brad Pitt to the mix.

I'd have james' back in that demand.

He'll want to be the oil boy. May I oil you now Mr. Pitt.

oil mr. pitt? angie might kick j_b's ass

I don't know, james can throw that pointy race card at her and then all bets are off.

Oh dear…you had me a "chicks man". Talk Soup is the heat! Am I the only one who thinks Joe McHale is cute?

Hollywood goes through some weird accessories - small dogs, those ugly hoodies with the little bunnies on them, and John Mayer. I don't get the attraction to any of these things.

Has anyone seen the "Business of Being Born" yet? I'm super interested…

How does John Mayer keep getting laid?!

Alcohol.

Dear Esteban, I don't appreciate that
link you keep putting on all the threads here.

Yes, I went there because of the cute blue manolo shoes thread because I thought you might have posted something HELPFUL like the PRICE and order info…but no.
It was some dumbass stuff with some man playing on a playground acting like some juvenile. If I want to see that kind of mess, I'll just go over to one of my exhusband's houses and look at them.
Cut it out.
Love, queencrone

Oh my goodness that sounded harsh. I am more pissed that my exhusbands are juveniles that I am at your unhelpful link. My bad, dear esteban.
Happy Holidays.

NO QC!!! You were right the first time!

I agree w/ cooter. You were right on the first time, qc.

The little douche is a bit needy to.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/b.....ayer1.html

Don't get me wrong I love his music.I can't get enuff of the sound of good guitar playing… but this check list is crazy.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/b.....ayer1.html Why because he can.

Actually I thought it was kinda funny to think of some poor guy that was sent out to purchase everything on this list.

I could careless who he is dating, not my biz.
So long as he continues to play guitar well. And make good music. I will continue to listen.

hmmmmm, maybe all the people that are so concerned with who he dates. Should start a blog… listing from 1 to 10. All the ladies he should date.
and send it to " mailto:john@johnmayer.com"
that is the contact me link from his http://www.johnmayer.com site.

I am sure he will do his best to make his fans are pleased. By altering his life to fit thier wishes. " Is there a particular outfit he should where while on the date… lol yahoooooooooooooo!!