It's Not All Puppies And Tabloids
Sensitive crooner John Mayer is concerned about the way he's portrayed in the media.
I know how to be a celebrity. I know how to be a guy on the street. I know how to roll with the punches… And my past is actually pretty sterling.
But when I think about my [future] wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in Us Weekly. It's all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.
To which we ask: Why do you want to marry someone who is still reading Us Weekly on a regular basis?
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No worries, honey. I don't care what they say in US Weekly.
who would actually marry this flaming douchebag? i'm sure he would marry himself if he could, he is so self absorbed.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/
*I* would marry this douchebag. Don't ask me to explain, I don't really get it myself.
I'm with Stoney. We could marry. There's nothing that says he has to actually TALK during said marriage.
What the fuck, I'd marry him to. Why the hell not? We could go to the Ivy and spend his money. I'm really good at pretending I'm interested in boring people. It's what gets me through family reunions.
I would marry him, but only with ulterior motives. He must pay for Your Body is a Wonderland, he must pay.
Although I don't completely hate him - he can thank Dave Chapelle for that.
More deep thoughts.
by Jack Handey
WHO IS HE?
MORE IMPORTANT WHO CARES WHO HE IS?
UNLESS HE'S THE NEXT ONE TO O.D.
Chelsea:
I'm not sure if I understand you… Are you attempting humor? Or do you REALLY not know who John Mayer is? Either way, you're kind of a hot tranny mess. And not in a way I find pleasing.
Good luck in with your future endeavors,
SexyB
#10 well i'm here to please you for sure
I know who he is I JUST THINK HE'S A NOTHING,
Look at his eyes HIGHER THAN HIGH
Him being a stoner is all part of what makes him so wonderful. Regardless of whether or not you like his music, you have to admit, he is rather witty and comes out with some funny stuff.
PUT ON DEATHWATCH 08 NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
Chelsea, what is this obsession you seem to have with deathwatch for men? Just curious. Is it because you are so offended of the A.W. deathwatch?
EVERY ONE WHO has died since i have been on this site(setp.07) has been male and everyone who has been put on the list has been female.Even entertament tonight last week had a story about males getting a pass for drugs and bad behavior . boys will be boys idea. I SURE AMY WINEHOUSE has had a part of the obsession but not just her
It's a sense of fairness believe or not
Gotcha.
I think I had Gummi Bear on my deathwatch, so I'm being totally fair. And I almost fucking won that shit last week. Thanks for messing that up, Gummi. Asshole.
Well there you go. Now everybody's happy.
Um, except for et and that whole gummi incident. Dont fret, its not over til the fat gummi dies.
I love John Mayer quotes. He's always spicing it up with SAT words, just to make sure everyone knows he's a smartie. I really enjoy "vapor, nothing, ether." He's a regular thesaurus!
When I read his quotes I feel boredom, lack of interest, ennui.
Oooh, ennui. Good one. I'm serious…I'm a MAYJAH word-nerd.
nice one, katie. ennui is an excellent word.
and evil twin, i just spewed sausage out of my nose when i read your gummi comment, so, you know. thanks for that.
methinks if mr. mayer would stop peeing on the ladies, his future bride wouldn't have to wear a wedding dress made of saran wrap.