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Although we know John Mayer is probably a pretentious tool, we can’t help but love him for the simple fact that he is so much smarter than the paparazzi and media who follow his every move.
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Although we know John Mayer is probably a pretentious tool, we can’t help but love him for the simple fact that he is so much smarter than the paparazzi and media who follow his every move.

Wait, what? That obvs wasn’t John who posted the comment. I hear, he isn’t, so liberal with commas.
John, me love you long time.
It is better to have blogged and lost than to never have blogged at all.
Someday we are going to get married and have adorable, musically inclined children. I just know it.
He googles himself every morning. Pervert.
If this is a joke, it is indeed ironic. Responding to a rumor about responding to rumors? :-) Oh, John, you amuse us so.
You’re just figuring this out about Mayer?