John Stamos, of being married to that one model fame, was getting kooky during several recent Australian appearances. Everyone not blind says Stamos was drunk, but Stamos' rep says he was—can you guess?—"jet lagged."

The "ER" star was called "bleary-eyed, staggering and slurring," as well as "tired and emotional," by a Sydney newspaper after appearing on several TV shows in a highly disheveled state. Interviewer Kerri-Ann Kennerley noted, "It was a bit like he'd perhaps come from a hotel minibar." In one memorable moment, Stamos likened himself to Elvis Presley and Princess Diana, quipping: "Who else has died?

You can see more of his bizarre behavior above. I recommend skipping ahead about four minutes to see the host asking him to please put down the vase. I thought this type of thing didn't happen once people got rid of their mullets.

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