Things Mean Nothing
Garnerer of minority children and part-time actress Angelina Jolie has lost her Oscar award, says OK! magazine. The trophy, which Jolie won for her role in 1999's Girl, Interrupted, has been missing since last year, though apparently to little worry.
"Angie doesn’t care about awards. Sure, it’s a great honour to win an Oscar, but Angie thinks herself as more of a humanitarian and mother than an actor," a source [said]…
Angelina is as postmodern as hell!
Related: Everyone in Hollywood is sooooooo excited that the strike is ending in time for the Oscars to happen. Because, clearly, very important.
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MOTHER TERESA DEAD NOW WE HAVE MOTHER ANGELINA.
ST. ANGELINA HAS A NICE RING TO IT
How do you just lose a statue? In a move maybe? I don't know, I haven't yet lost a table lamp or a vase in a move. It probably go stolen - or turned into a strap-on. Brad is kinky as hell.
Please,Chelsea, tell me you are joking.
JOKING?
YES I'M JOKING
I can't stop looking at that gross vein in her forehead
THAT VEIN IS FROM CARING TOO MUCH
I think it's to remind us no one is perfect … she may THINK she's a saint, she may be with Brad Pitt, people may think she a good actress etc, a wonderful mother and beautiful but she still has to see that bulging vein when she looks in the mirror every morning …
It makes the b*tch in me feel a little better about myself :)
Oh, how we missed you Chelsea.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TILL ITS GONE.
THANK YOU mae . I WAS IN MEXICO CITY
ALLCAPS IS BACK! HOORAY.
"that vein is from caring too much."
well done.
Oh, sure, how convenient for her not to care after she failed to get nominated. The surest way to act like you don't care is to comment on something, right?
Sorry. I love her. She could set one of those babies on fire and I'd still have her back…maybe that should go on the post about secrets.
OK needs to check their sources - Ms. Jolie gave her Oscar to her mom years ago. So, maybe her mom lost her Oscar.