Rumors surrounding Madonna have been coming out of the woodwork lately, but the latest seems to be the most bizarre: Former MLB player Jose Canseco is blabbing to Us Weekly about how Madonna attempted to seduce him way back in 1991, even though he was married.
But it wasn't for Jose's steroid-induced good looks (see left) — Madge simply wanted a Cuban child: "We went downstairs [at her house in the Hollywood Hills] and she came over and said, 'What would you do if I kissed you?' and then sat on my lap and kissed me." She then allegedly offered to pay for him to split from his wife.
And by the way, Jose "hates A-Rod's guts" for hitting on his wife.
Uh, no. Just … no.
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Regarding the photo: Why is it ever necessary for a see-through men's shirt to have pockets? Is there a modesty issue with the nipples? Or is it perhaps to stash all the fly honeys' phone numbers that he's gonna big up at Club LaVela? Please, Jose, retire that jersey.
Douche.
The closest Jose has gotten to Madonna is when that shirt of his made a cameo in the Justify My Love video.
homey is about to fly into a 'roid rage. his smile says "i'm nice", but his pecs say "i will kill you."
l could swear I remember him giving this story when she was actually pregnant with Lola.
Or Lourdes even.
Eh, impregnate her? His nads are probably so shriveled from all the anabolic steroids that he would be shooting blanks anyhow…
LUCY. YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE. GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, WOMAN.
This tool is old skool douche. He was a douche back in the day before douche became douche.
THAT HOT BURNING HOLE THE RING OF FIRE'AND IT BURNS BURNS
The question is where can you find a shirt like that? I think it would be funny to dress up as canseco for halloween some year and wear one of those shirts.