
Following closely on the heels of the leak of a propaganda video starring a darting-eyed Tom Cruise extolling the merits of his cultish religion – "We're here to help…These people want help." – an investigative journalist says he intends to release more frightening footage of the Mission Impossible star.
Mark Ebner, publisher of hollywoodinterrupted.com, today reported plans to distribute about two more hours of Cruise's fanatical proselytizing, calling it "the most unintentionally hilarious footage you've ever seen."
From what Ebner describes, most of the footage he plans to release covers old ground – cue Cruise saying, "We are the way to happiness" – but one quote Ebner claims to have on film stands out quite far from the others:
Crush these guys [psychiatrists]! I've had it! Psychiatry doesn't work. No mercy! None! Go to guns!
He sure is lucky he's not a Muslim.
The full Tom Cruise Scientology video after the jump.
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Enough already, Tom.
You know, just as an observation, when was the last time you saw some militant Buddhist?
tom needs to get a psychiatrist, not shoot them. if his crazy rants don't show people the truth about scientology then nothing will. scientology is a dangerous cult that preys on weak people. they strip you of your personality and convince you that your family is against you, i speak from personal experience. how long are we going to let them brainwash people? i supose the answer to that question is until they start drinking the kool-aid.
Hm, I haven't met a militant Buddhits. I do know a self destructive alcoholic/former drug addict Buddist though. Does that count?
I'm "watching" Tom's crazy eyes video. Lost my interest 90 seconds into it.
Buddhist*
Im sick and tried of you tom and your stupid whatever the hell you call scientology…. people aren't as dumb as you are and will fall for your stupid cult.
And just in case you try to come after me I live in JAMAICA you hear and its not the pretty part that tourist goes so bring it on Xenu!
sorry that should read tired
Maybe Britney needs to get into scientology. It obviously for crazies.
Doesn't he act like someone who's been brainwashed? I've heard a lot of theories as to why he's so militant about Scientology and three of those theories make sense. 1) He's been brainwashed. 2) They're blackmailing him (which kinda makes sense…maybe about being gay or something else. Travolta, who's super-gay, is also a Scientologist.) 3) Even by the rather low reality thresholds of Religions, Scientology is kinda out there so Tom is just really, really dumb. Even dumber than members of the 700 Club.
It's probably all of the above.
funny you should say that, cooter. one of my old neighbors sent her daughter to a (rehab) scientology "camp" in new mexico because none of the hospitals here or in the surrounding states helped her. i remember reading the literature the camp sent and we all agreed it sounded like a cult. needless to say, she was sent there and it took about 2 weeks for her to become completely brainwashed by scientology. she suffered from "multiple personality disorder"
Britney needs to take some lessons here. He never does anything small, like his height. What does britney do? Drive around La picking up weird guys to be her boyfriend? Whatever, I knew some skanky girls who did that in high school.
She'll probably end up like them too. Hooking on down by the Red Roof Inn. Tom is taking the crazy to intergalactic status. His meltdown could bring down a whole cult.
Who'd Britney taking down with her? Starbucks, TMZ, and, K Fed?
j_b, it's pretty commonly said that if you reach the "top level" of Scientology (which Tom has), you've been effectively brainwashed. It's the only way to reach the top level, because it involves complete dedication to Scientology and converting others.
It just snowed for 2 seconds here and now the sun is out. I think those damned Scientologists are controlling the weather now.
Ah Ha Mae! See, and she's halfway there already. She has that comatose look like Katie does. And she's got at least 3 personalities going for her already. The "I love the paps" I hate the paps" and " I'm the new and improved british Britney".
So I just researched what a "PS" is. I've always thought scientology was kooky, but now I'm a bit scared.
Wow, I too am like a Scientologists. Back in high school I was always creating new and exciting realities for myself. Just a little piece of paper on your tongue and, bam, trees were talking to me. Can I now have the privilege of calling myself a Scientologist?
Maybe he is "top level" because he has donated gobs of cash, this is just a hunch but in most organized ANYTHING the more dollars you give the more "important" you are. Couple that with a huge ego and sense of purpose and BAM! You’re a demigod. Further more, just because Scientology is a new religion, doesn't necessarily make it more "wacky" than all the others, nor do I think Tom Cruise is crazy (er) then all other religious fanatics.
-End rant
–I've just wasted some valuable lunch break time too.
—DOH!
New isn't what makes it wacky.
So after watching that kookfest of a video. I did some research because I had NO IDEA what an "SP" or a "PTS" was, and in all honesty the fact that "SP" or "Suppressive Person" and "PTS" or "Potential Trouble Source" are terms used in scientology to describe the Church of Scientology's perceived "enemies" is what I find probably the most terrifying of the whole cult. According to the definition of suppressive persons, we're probably all SP's and we're all going to scientology HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
I hope that Tom sees Brit Brit's "accident" (aka crumbling life) and he, John Travolta, Bono, Doug E.Fresh, Priscilla Presley, and Dr. Phil have an intervention. And that VH1 makes it into a reality series
According to scientology, this stuff has been around for 75 million years. Not exactly modern.
Oh damn yourmom, somebody hold me!
Do you think there were any Scientology dinosaurs?
if you dig even deeper you'll find that the "church" approves of using any means, even violent ones, to get rid of SP's and PTS's. go to: thetruthaboutscientology.com
I like the term "potential trouble source".
I think that it fits me perfectly. Like a loose cannon.
"Suppresive person" doesn't do it for me. It sounds more like an irritant, like a pesky fly.
I'm with you. But I would like that they take out potential. Potential implies that I may not be able to fulfill my trouble prophecy. I can do it.
It sounds like something you put in your bum. No, wait, that's suppository.
He is so fucked up!
Good one, yeah, "potential" implies that they may
be able to neurtalize the trouble.
This is a Big Trouble Source. Buster.
i couldn't even make it through the entire thing, i have no desire to be brainwashed.
I think if there was a scientology dinosaur it would have to be a vellosaraptor (sp?). you know, short in stature, crazy, able to leap up and down to catch its prey, carnivore.
And with short, grabby, claw-like hands.
You know his Scientology legal goons are gonna threaten lawsuits against everyone who distributes the two-hour interview. But thank Xenu for the Internet — its viral nature will ensure that somewhere out there copies will survive longer than batshit's career, which I must say is gonna take a major hit with this. Yay!
Oh, shit. I'm going to have to steal and trademark that. Thank Xenu. I hope no big crazy Scientology dinosaurs try and eat me.
Scientology needs a good rockin scandal. I don't know, like some big time tax evasion. Or maybe there is something better.
We need to break into the vault with the videos of the members' secrets. We could do it all Mission Impossible style - oh…
James bond style? Someone start making the martinis.
I'm in. Just get me a beer, and I could tell long ass boring stories and make them all fall asleep. Or whatever.
Big Trouble Heaquarters.
Run Katie run! Get away from this freakazoid!!!
I just watched this. I kept thinking that this
reminds me of the days when I would go out with my girlfriends to bars.
Once in a while, some idiot, boring guy like this would buy you a drink, and then you had to sit and listen to his boring self-important monologue,
until he takes a breath so you can get a word in edgewise. And you say, I have to powder my nose.
Then you find your friends and move on to the next bar.
Katie's girlfriends let her down.
I just watched the beginning of this thing, but is that pulsating symbol in the bottom of the screen there to brainwash us? Why am I craving Kool-Aid? I would see a psychiatrist, but they're quacks practicing a false profession.
Also, Tom Cruise is not the only one who can find religion in science fiction books.
I am officially converting to Bokononism. Anything else is a granfalloon, I swear to borasisi.
Ok, did everyone else know that Charles Manson took Scientology courses and then later dismissed them as TOO CRAZY?
He is so dishonest for pushing his sham religion
Janice, I too am converting to Bokononism. Best religion ever.
He is so dishonest for pushing his sham religion.
Ha! I told you guys not to watch this! It'll make you crazy(ier) than you already are. And to think I used to love him. I feel like juju and her George Michael crush.
what was with the mission impossible-esqe music in the background?
It's funny he mentioned being able to 'see it in their eyes' because that's where I see the crazy too!
Every famous Scientologist has a crazy look in their eyes…Katie then and now. Looks very different.
The inappropriate laughter is just bizarre.
The psychotic laughter at his vision of a post-Scientology world 4:30 freaked me out. He's a batshit loonball. It really is that simple.
Hey Tom, who says "go to guns" Is this new? Or is it from Top Gun, and I missed the reference?
It can happen.
There WERE about a half-dozen copies of this on YouTube. They've all be removed at the request of the Church of Scientology. Spooky shit.
That's "been". Blame my body Thetans for the typo. Sorry.
THIS IS SCARY. I WONDER WHAT TOM THINKS WHEN HE WATCHES HIMSELF - DOES HE REALLY BELIEVE THIS CRAP? WOW, THERE WERE JUST TOO MANY INSTANCES OF INSANITY FOR ME TO COUNT! FROM HIS "SP" TALK TO HIS BOUTS OF INAPPROPRIATE LAUGHTER TO HIS CRAZY STARE TO HIS HOPES FOR A FUTURE WORLD WITHOUT CERTAIN "SP" PEOPLE IN IT!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!? HE HAS LOST HIS MIND.