my kid does that on a weekly basis to himself. If I were Jude, I'd claim clumsiness….

So, that's all it takes to, kick ass? Pussy's. I bet they canoodle too.

For Jude Law, that is some MAJOR ass kicking. Usually he's lucky if he puts a hair out of place when he hits ya with a good right hook.

I'd like to see Jude and Hugh go at it in a pay per view match. I bet Hugh has the higher pitch scream.

Juju, I think high-speed canoodling can be considered assault. Jude canoodled all over his knee and cheek.

No worries. As soon as Deimos see's this, he'll be punched in the face. I just looked at the evidence. That must have some spectacular bitch slap. Trim those nails Jude.

Hey, does anybody remember the other Jude song?

Hey Juuuuude
I saw you nude
Don't try and fake it
I saw you naked.

So is Bunnie, the guy who uses the junior high pseudo "Best" to end all response, saying that "beating the crap out of him" is a juvenile phrase?

Admitting Jude Law licked, I mean kicked your ass is like admitting you'd be afraid of meeting Clay Gayken in a dark alley. That guy gets the "Wuss Of The Year" award…and I don't even care what ass-kickings take place between now and Dec. 31st. Unless somebody from that High School Musical thing kicks somebody's ass…and kicking each other's asses don't count!
Licking was an actual typo…but I liked it. So I left it.

Wait… are we *not* supposed to be afraid of meeting Clay Aiken in a dark alley?

What if he wanted to canoodle?

If Clay Gayken tried to canoodle you, you could kick his ass…unless you're from TMZ…

Seriously, did you guys hear about the ass whooping he renered that woman on his last plane ride? I don't want that kind of trouble.

That was set up because he wants to portray more of a "tough guy image" now. He's starting with frail old ladies to get his feet wet.

why have you guys managed to make me think of some guy making pancakes on another guys back everytime you say "canoodle". Disgusting hags…

Too bad she shoved his ass back. I wonder if he went to cry in the bathroom?

Oh yeah, HE'S NOT GAY, WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?

I have a feeling that someone was slapped in the face with a pair of crisp, white gloves during this altercation. Do you bite your thumb at me, Sir?

Awww, Jude was merely trying to protect the honor of his receding hairline. For shame TMZ. They deserved the public lashing.

HAHAHA, did anyone else notice the heading on the home page says where paparazzi photos come to die. I love it…hahahha…

It's not just a clever title.

Mollygood runs ads of their own site on here so I try to give them a click or two in case it helps them out. Is that internet illegal?

It sounds like a conflict or interest. Plus, I don't think it works. No forum. I consider a forum like a lobby or something. We barely get a welcome mat. And we come back for more. Stupid hags.

Juju that's what nasty old rags do…keep coming back to take more bullshit.

Also, designer dresses do that sometimes.

Who ever thinks that this guy is hot is on crack. He's so greasy and skeezy (is that a word?). Just looking at him makes me want to wash my hair.

Skeezy is most definitely a word and most definitely describes Jude Law.

He pretty much defines "nancy-boy." No offense to nancygirl, the poster.

I think he's got a bit too much foundation in this picture. Plus, it looks to light for his complexion.

Jude, listen to Juju, a tone that matches, use the jawline to test colors. And also, a lady must always use some powder to set the look. I think I see some shine so don't be afraid to use oil blotting paper. Just put some in your fanny pack.

The lipgloss is all wrong for him too.

So is he now banned from entering the USA?

That would be fine with me.

But then who would come to America to play the British rapscallion?