I can't believe a judge said yes to this. I guess she was jealous she saw Shauna Sands girls modeling and thought, I'll start mine earlier.

Being on t.v. is totally in the best interest of the child. You know, to pay for college later.

You mean, like Paris? They could be the next Hilton twins. I just feel bad for the one who has to be the, Nicky. She'll never in the limelight.

I think the hags should open a home for the soon-to-be fucked up kids of clueless celebrities.

We may not be perfect but we'd have to be better for the kids that the Denises and Britneys out there.

If the crazy parents don't screw them up then the reality show will. That could be our motto.

what age should we take them?

I need to work on a commercial.

Hmm, pre teens. Unless it's an emergency case like if Sean Preston breaks free and tries to claim amnesty.

I think the early teen years are critical. Take them then. Or is it too late then, the've already fucked them up?

I think from birth till the age of 14.

I believe 14 was the age when I realized I knew everything there was to know.

That's true. And then when I had to live on my own and pay my own bills, I realized I knew crappy.

I hardly recognized Dina Lohan.

Whoring children is FUN!

Are you tired of having your children cramp your style. Do you find yourself tired of the constant whining of “Mommy, I want something besides Cheetos for breakfast.” How about bothersome diaper changes or having to run out to buy milk when there’s already soda and whiskey in the house?

Then bring your kids over to the HHfC…Hags Home for Celebuspawn!

Ah we could name it Amnesty for the Upliftment of Whored Out Children (AUWOC)

shit Im too late with the name oh well

No lovelee… majority rules. Just like Rumple

Yes and Yes. Someone get some ads in, Variety. Plus, just because we know it's going to happen. Secretly place some around the dressing room of Disney Tv. Start with the Jonas Bros.

Who would watch a show about Denise Richards, who gives a fuck? I guess the same people that watch a show with Scott Baio??????!!!

How about, "Bring them to the HHfC, a division of AUWOC"?

Right Lisa that way we could tackle different problems

Ok Sug we need to get the ads rolling

A Subsidiary of Rumple Mcforeskin Mcghee Corporation™

Are you tired of having your children cramp your style. Do you find yourself tired of the constant whining of “Mommy, I want something besides Cheetos for breakfast.” How about bothersome diaper changes or having to run out to buy milk when there’s already soda and whiskey in the house?

Bring them to the HHfC, a division of AUWOC which is A Subsidiary of Rumple Mcforeskin Mcghee Corporation™

Yup that's it Yall

Someone get this link to Jamie Lynn stat! We need to start on hers early.

Maybe there should be a fetal division? Maybe someone can invent fetus-sized earplugs.

I believe Blue Canary has earned a spot on the advisory board.

i surprised she hasn't eaten her children yet, she could fit both of them in that mouth of hers. i never thought i'd see the day when charlie sheen looked sane.

Thanks, Sugar! I think J-L's fetus would be better off without hearing anything that any Spears has to say.

Ooh, maybe instead of fetal earplugs we could get Bose to make fetal-sized noise-cancelling headphones. That way, while the fetus couldn't hear the Spears family, it could still hear things we pump through the headphones.

Lets write up the proposal for funding. It'll be a charitable Organization.

Chop Chop people we have celbbuspawn to save

Amnesty for the Upliftment of Whored Out Children and a subsidiary of Rumple Mcforeskin Mcghee Corporation respectfully submits its proposal to the Corporate Giving Program for $250,000 to support its Hags Home for Celebuspawn.

The AUWOC is an innovative program that bridges works to save the children of self absorbed celebrities and pseudo celebrities alike on a bi-coastal basis. We offer a variety of programs that serve community members from birth to the age of 14. This particular proposal seeks funding for one of our most important programs: Hags Home for Celebuspawn. This program is the cornerstone of our organization and our strategy to bring normalcy to the lives children and pre-teens unfortunate enough to be spawn by the elite of the television, movie and music industries.

To reach our mission, AUWOC seeks to launch an innovative partnership with your organization consisting of funding and volunteer efforts. We look forward to exploring the possibilities with you. Thank you for considering our request. Please call Jujubees, our Development Director, if you need additional information.

A side not from the Develepment Director. If you are a handsome father of a celebuspawn child. I will be giving you a private tour of our facilities followed by a candlelight dinner. It's standard.

Speaking of facilities. We will have the finest amenities. But no slacking. Every morning your child will be in charge of running 10 miles backwards up a hill to get the staff their Starbucks and waffles.

I think we should be able to rename the kids with fucked up names.

Who the fuck names their kid Pilot Inspector?

I'll take, Apple.

Yup so we need to name our departments
- Development
- Advisory Council
- Renaming
- Finance
- Reindroduction to society
- Deprograming

As part of deprogramming we need to add a special, let go of your crackberry, class. It's ok to have lunch and go out while conversing with the people you came with.

I feel like there should also be a detoxification centre. These children, from the fetal state, are probably all jacked up on the Ivy and Koi. We need to be there for them when they come down.

Juju, as the Delvelopment Director, I think you should creat a task force aimed at providing normal names. Here are the ones at the top of my list.

Pilot Inspector
Seven Sirius
Puma
Fifi Trixibelle
Banjo
Moxi CrimeFighter
Rocket, Race and Rebel

Whatever happened to names like Ann or David?

Can we have a slap the shit of the stupid parents department?
And Can we have Cord has the Managing Director?

Lets ask Rumple

That's a whole lotta names. I need to be giving the hot fathers the vip tours. I say we just name all the girls, Molly. And the boys can all be, Cord. DONE! That's why they pay me the big bucks. It will make them stop feeling so special and now your just another Molly.

And "that," my friends, is why we pay Juju the big bucks!

oh… you already said that.

Note to self: Read entire post before making snarky and/or clever (at least in my mind) comments.

Further proof we all share a brain. The brain of Rumple.

Do we really need to see Denise Richards day to day life? That's what the Judged should have ruled on, he/she should have restrained her from a reality show of her own.

I wonder what a day in the life of Denise is like? Wakes up, yells at the help. Gets dressed, yells at the kids and then the help. Makes hang up calls to Charlie. Shops and yells at the counter people. Has some lunch and yells at the staff. Time to go home and yell at the help again and then stalk Charlie, call and yell at the judge.

juju you forgot throw the computer out the window at a passer-by

My bad. They will no doubt have it coming to them for looking at her.

I never would have seen the day when Charlie Sheen of all people, seems to be the better parent. He's done coke, hookers, gambling and lewd conduct, yet still comes out smelling better than Denise. Is she going to teach her daughters how steal boyfriends from thier friends at the playground?

I'm pretty sure that's how Paris Hilton got her start. Stealing her bests friends 3 year old boyfriend and then throwing sand in her braids.

I know I'm late, but I'm gonna throw my 2 cents in here. First of all, those girls are ugly and don't need to be ridiculed on TV. Second, it seems like Lynne Spears should overnight a draft of her on-hold book over to Denise, but she should put an asterisk under the original title "Raising Women The Southern Way," and add "*Or how to fuck up your daughters' lives for your own personal gain in 10 easy steps." Finally, Denise is really stupid and has gone the route of Jessica Simpson- not even hot anymore. Who the hell wants to watch her TV show besides Shaunna Sands, who will only shake her head in disgust and throw out questions like, "Why is that ugly bitch on TV and I'm hawking shoes?" to no one in particular.

And I forgot to add that Denise has, like, the worst voice ever. I won't even be able to watch her show when the only options are a Don LaPre infomercial or that one scary episode of Little House on the Prairie, where the kid gets raped. I'll have to watch that nonsense because Denise and her ugly girls simply will not do.

It's like she keeps her mouth closed and tries to talk out of her nose.

Well maybe she'll keep her legs closed, so we don't have to deal with more effed up progeny. Seriously, doesn't she understand that the world doesn't need more strippers right now? Between Daniellyn, Shaunna Sands' kids and Baby Spears, we're set. Plus, I'm guessing Paris Hilton will still be showing her ass flaps in 18 years, mostly 'cause they'll be hanging out of her Bermuda shorts.