I could complain that Cord is once again doing social commentary while I'm simply looking at his site for escapism, but I really can't complain because I can't stop giggling at the thought of tear filled boobies.

"Filled with Tears"….that's perfect!

What is even more crazier is that her tits are NOT that big. If you compare this pic to the one in the black top where they popped out you will see that she has OBVIOUSLY put on a push up bra. Like she needs one = Now her boobs look like triple D's instead of the regular D they are.

And I think Cord was right. I tend to do that when I go out sometimes- PUSH them up to my chin and let them hang out - when I'm depressed and feel like shit. To get attention - to feel better. Etc, Etc. So I agree.

Whether or not she actually is a dumbass, it's obvious she doesn't ever want to APPEAR to have a brain. She's been doing nothing for herself but showing those off since she first became a celeb. I hope she disappears without a trace one day.

And Cord, I do hope you aren't the ONLY guy that gets this.

Her push-up bra sucks, cuz they look awfully wide and droopy. She almost looks like she has a uni-boob.

so a girl with real breasts does it and its sad but a girl who goes out and BUYS big tits….and meh no one cares.

This site IS a social commentary…he's n longer a gossip bloger as that would have to include actual gossip instead of a point and judge attitude.

"dumb ass"? "showing those off"? "Those" are her BREASTS. Something that is normal part of her anatomy. Whats wrong with constantly putting them on a pedastal? Breasts are used to nourish a child and thats amazing. She SHOULD put them on a pedistal. If you had big feet would you buy ugly shoes to conceal them? Also, does having big breasts make you dumb? Do any of you know her personally? I think everyone should grow up and learn how to appreciate women and stop objectifying them.

"so a girl with real breasts does it and its sad but a girl who goes out and BUYS big tits….and meh no one cares."

Don't read here much, do ya?

I for one prefer the social commentary over the gossip. Which is why I come here and rarely visit any other blog for more than 30 seconds. I certainly don't need to spend all day and night looking at bullshit, so when I want to take a break from spreadsheets and emails at work or dishes and laundry at home, I come to this site to waste a little time. The beautiful thing is that it's not wasted time, because he presents well thought out pieces. When he's not being intelligent and insightful, he's still funny. Sure, he's said stuff I disagree with. This being America, home of free speech, I don't let that stuff turn me off from coming to this site, because I know that 85% of what I see will be either something I can laugh at or something that I can appreciate.

If you want nonstop mindless gossip, go elsewhere. You're not wanted here.

it's interesting how women with big boobs are said to be 'flaunting' their boobs when if you look at the percentage of covered/uncovered boobage they're really not showing much at all, she's showing maybe 15%.

smaller-boobed people show of a whole lot more but (proportionally) it just seems like less since the boobs themselves are smaller…

in any case, when you have bigger boobs it's practically impossible to not have cleavage or some boobage showing. not unless you want to wear a turtle-neck (and Cord doesn't like those on her either).

anyways, who cares. at least they're real.

the dress is seriously fug though. noone needs chevron boobs.

Flaunting doesn't always mean uncovered. You can flaunt something without revealing skin at all.

Her breasts are gi-normis! I wish Jess would go blond again. Imagine the posts Cord could have if she were blond and busty, egads.

Her breasts seem WAY bigger than normal. Not just push-up bra enhanced - like ENHANCED. Hmmm…

i thought this post was hilarious and while scrolling down to leave a comment, i thought the feedback was pretty great too.

…the boob-loving backlash is charming, right?

Judi, I agree!
I have natural DD's and if Im wearing a fitted shirt (no matter if its a scoop, turtle-neck, v) it just doesnt matter. If you have a small waist, they stand out. We shouldnt have to hide them or be ashamed of them! Having curves is what makes you a real woman!

Cord, you're so emo… but I do agree. I guess that's what happens with a dad like Papa Joe!

so true about js.
she is obviously enhancing her books to look more ridiculously huge in this dress than they are. Painful. This girl admits to having no self-esteem, as if we needed to be told.

look at her looking around to make sure her tit platter gets noticed…

AI dyed haired Blonde Girl with flabby-floppy boobs needs to cover up or go to the gym.

Boob or no boob (frankly I'm jealous, but at least I know why my fam and friends value my opinions, and it ain't for my 34B's)… the girls at GoFugYourself should be made aware of that nightmare dress asap…horrid…it reminds me of the plastic curtains that were hanging in my awesome split level when I first moved in…blecccch.

"she is obviously enhancing her books to look more ridiculously huge in this dress than they are. "

Oh I don't think she's ever even seen a book.

maybe she just followed the directions….
"Click to expand large images to full size."

Kitchy, you are still the wind beneath my wings.

This reminds me of my mom telling me, "there's a fine line between putting the goods in the window and throwing them out in the street."

There's no way that any woman is oblivious to the type of attention she will get when she's wearing a low cut top (regardless of size). I'm not making a judgement call on it being right or wrong (I'm the first to admit that sometimes the attention is fun), just saying that Jessica knows the type of attention she's attracting and doesn't appear to seek out other forms of validation. The cleavage flaunting is only a small part of the picture. There are plenty of sexy women who have other facets to their identity, but her portrayal of herself tends to be pretty one sided.

Those boobs look Andersonian…don't they? Like watermelon-sized and painful.

I think it's less about her showing off her boobs and more about her seriously poor fashion choices. Look at Scarlett Johannsson. Her & Jess are probably at the same level in terms of sheer cup size and Scarlett doesn't exactly hid her girls from the light of day, yet she nearly always looks CLASSY and PUT TOGETHER. Not cheap. If anything, she's guilty of being a trend whore, jumping on the mod bandwagon like this. Have you seen the photos of her in the high waisted pants?

Sorry about the crazy bold text above, I kinda sorta forgot to take off the html code after the word "seriously".

nicole you said everything that needed to be said!! totally perfect. thank you.

Oh, you sound like you have all the wisdom of an exact size B

She just doesnt dress like a tramp. A size B STILL wouldn't be caught dead in that dress.

I have a D with a tiny waist and I always look how I WANT to look. If I try something on that makes me look like a hooker, I take it off. You know why? Because I don't like looking cheap to get what? a whistle? lecherous looks? it must be my self-esteem getting in the way.

love,

Mr. Sniffles

The dress reminds me of 60's couch fabric, and even though she is showing a portion of her rack, her dress-however ugly-is really not that revealing, it's knee length and long sleeved. When you have big breasts, they will forever be noticed no matter what you wear. As for the trashy factor, A cups like Paris and Nicole look worse with their goods hanging out than big-ems ….if you ask me.

My bad- I thought the dress was knee length…SHE'S A WHORE. J/k, I still don't think it's all that trashy. At least her hair matches the dress…

1. i dont remember js having boobs this big.
2.she is in the buisness of acting this is how she makes her money this is her "corporate america" she plays a little big breasted dumb blonde, she may be she might just be smart and know that is what sells… who knows.
3. i wish i had boobs like that!