He looks like my aunt Francine

he looks like danny tanner

Haha, my aunt Francine looks like Danny Tanner, so it makes sense.

ooh poor Francine.

It's okay, there's a support group.

Everybody's waiting for his sorry ass and he's walking around with a frozen margarita and some xanex. It's fashion, bitches.

he also looks like Hank Azaria

What's wrong with me? I thought Marc Jacobs was a cutie. Where's my Xanex?

Marc jacobs is a GREAT fashion Icon and designer.. but 2 hours???? come on! he said that he had to shower and get ready b/c he stunk.. hey girlfriend, that doesnt take 2 1/2 hours!!!

Oh God…what is this? Whiny, defensive, unnecessary, indignant outrage, drama queen day? I thought that was yesterday. These guys watch too much Chris Crocker on youtube.

2 hours is way to long when I need to know if capri's are in or out. WTF am I supposed to do with all these pencil skirts now?

Do I wear my dish gloves to dinner this evening or not? Marc Jacobs is placing us in fashion limbo with his lateness!

Halston would never stand for this.

Is it too early in the morning for me to want drinks??

He really does look like Hank Azaria's face and Orlando Bloom had a baby, then that baby grew up to look like a young Robin Thicke, and thought it was cool to wear shop glasses.

It's almost noon here, so Salud! Have some Tom-ba.

plus onces its noon its PM - thats drinkin' time in my book.

Spike your tom-ba with some vodka - HAPPY WEEKEND

I have nothing else to do. My car crapped out on me and I have no way to get anywhere. I'm trapped, trapped like Clay Aiken in his closet.

I kid, no way is that guy gay.

Dude, if he's gay, Halle Berry's pregnant.

Aiken gay? Pfff next you're gonna tell me wentworth miller is gay too.

bye bye MJ or adieu MF.

Yeah, I know, no way is Wenty gay. I'm funny. It would be like Britney's gone crazy. Nobody can sing and dance like her.

Is Castro dead yet?

No, but Pavarotti is. He died from laughing at Britney's VMA performance.

At least he went out laughing

His final Aria. Ahahahaah that bitch is crazy, thud. Fin!

I think I'm going to hell for that.

i think if you hadn't added the "fin!" you may have been spared, but yes, yes you are going to hell for that.

which is ok, ill see you there for laughing out loud at it

I wonder if the fat lady will sing at his funeral.

(There juju, now you have company in hell)

haha, oh but isn't he really dead though?
i remember because there was a pic of him with white dots under his nose somewhere…

With "whoreanus" written on his chest in MS Paint, perhaps?

i dont think that was a death notice, i think he was just being outted.

ah yes, white dots and "whoreanus" in MS Paint…it was a life filled with nothing but class for Pavarotti

At least KFed had the good taste to immortalize him in song, that way his memory will never be forgotten.

maybe they will let Perez hilton do the Eulogy i can here it now "this fat slut…"

He'll wear a somber eggplant haircolor to mark the occasion.

I thought the, Fin, would add a haunting Felliniesque touch.