Poor Eli

The pained expression you see at left is Eli Manning's best attempt at a smile during Justin Timberlake's EPSY Awards opening monologue. We couldn't sit through the eight minutes of footage because Justin was just so painful to watch — like a small child trying to keep the attention while all the adults just sit around and ignore him in hopes he will go away. Unfortunately, Justin and his ego stuck around throughout the show.
Click through for the clip and let us know how long you were able to sit through that mess.
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he's so annoying i didn't even make it to the start button.
He is so lame. Why couldn't have Will Ferrell taken over this mess. That would have been a fun show instead of this wannabe.
His Bill Belichick joke wouldn't have bombed if he would have said his name right. Other than that, I don't see what is so bad about it. I think he did a great job.
Did he breathe helium before going on stage or does he always sound like that?
I'm going to have to disagree with LMoney here, but that was one of the most awkward things I've ever witnessed. My personal highlight, however, was how UNBELIEVABLY EMBARASSED Eli Manning's date was about being called out on the fact that she (most likely) wouldn't have been dating him at this time last year. Hah!
Gold digging whores are always funny. Kinda like misogyny.
Two minutes…and that's with fast-forwarding.
Only in America would Timber(don't chop me now I'm having such a good time)lake be a star. Oh wait….we have Posh spice, Robbie Williams, Josh Stone, Sting….Oh wait…you now have them….
Only in America etc etc….
Land of the deaf, home of the brave, whatever…
JT makes me laugh. Quiet, haters!
You all are making fun of monkeybottoms true love. Haters, indeed. For shaaaaaaame.
But as sucks as JT is there is one thing that doesn't suck, Commies™
Hey, fill in the blank. You __________, pinko bastard.
Now make that word plural.
I totally butchered my own sentence. Screw it.
Eli Manning looks like he just took a dump in his pants and also I think he really did see a woman naked for the first time, which is why Blondebo Barbie™ started laughing so hard. Sorry, I'm not a fan of Justin at all, but I didn't think it was that bad.
juju started a "TM" craze!!
i'm not participating because i am too lazy.
Well, it's pretty easy on my mac so there's no thinking involved. If there were actual steps involved I'd skip it. I can also do this £ and ¶ plus, ª. Jealous!
ummmmmm that's eli's new wife
and your mom- she's a gold digging whore because she married him? you sound a little bitter cause you married a broke guy.
too bad
sooo sad
for you.
lol
Yay for the Manning brothers! Their mother must be so proud. His wife seems like a true love and not just a trophy wife. Don't hate. My weakness for the Manning brothers is deep.
He is such a punk a$$ wannabe. I can't stand him-sounds like a little sissy!
How did he even get this gig? Just "ditto" # 18's comment for me. And how does he date the likes of Cameron or Jessica?
I hate Eli Manning but I will say that his wife (not his trophy girlfriend) has been with him for a LONG time. They did just recently get married. Hence Timberlake's bad joke.
His monologue was impossible to sit through and the song and dance number was akin to water torture. There is NO WAY I'm watching any of this again.
Is it me, or does Eli Manning look like some cop from an early 80's detective show? He looks like an extra on "Hunter".
You can call him a douche any one of a thousand ways and still not scratch the surface of his amazing douchebaggery. It's that immense.
And it's easy to read Will Farrell's mind: DIAFF.
JT rocked! He was quite funny. YOu know he didn't write the jokes, right? Next year you can have Charles Barkley host it and see how freakin' painful it would be. Or better yet I. Thomas. Now there's some hosting genius.
I thought I was the only one who found that mess painfull!
I thought it was funny and I am not a Timberlake fan.
I thought he was hilarious!!
I thought he was pretty funny
Eli Manning is cute. Does he play a sport? I don't like athletes.
Oh, is he related to Peyton Manning? If so, Eli got the long end of the pretty stick.
You people are weird. Stupid comments all over this page..
JT was hilarious
Wow you guys are trippin. You must be Patriots fans. Thats the only Explanation. Click my name for a transcript of his monologue. Peace!
TOP THINGS THAT JUSTIN F'ed UP:
- said the Memphis coach's name a little bit wrong, even though he's from memphis
-Made the Memphis loss seem like the worst loss ever, thanks for sticking up for Memphis!
- Made Eli and his wife mortified, but apparently she thought the naked woman joke was ha ha hilarious, thanks for sticking up for your husband!
-poor Eli!!!
-ruined the memphis tiger logo by putting a giant ego-tastic JT next to it