YO! YO! YO!!!! ON THE REAL, CALL ME ANY NAME YOU WANT…ARROGANT, CONCEITED, GAY, SQUID BRAINS, BABY KNEES, MACACA, DONKEY LIPS, NIGGARDLY…ANYTHING…BUT DON'T EVER SAY I'M NOT A FUCKING MISOGYNIST!!!! SHIT!!!! FUCK! I'M TYPING SO HARD I'M ABOUT 2 BREAK MY JAPANESE COMPUTER WATCH DESIGNED BY FUCKING GRASS-FED MONKS! WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT JAPANESE HERBIVORE MONK WATCHES YOU STUPID SWATCH-HAVING BASTARDS!??? ANYWAY ASK ANYBODY THAT'S BACKSTAGE AT THE GLOW IN THE DARK TOUR…THEY KNOW I HUMILIATE WOMEN ON THE REGULAR, BABY. WHY YOU THINK I GOT THIS PICTURE OF THAT TRANSFORMERS CHICK ON HER HANDS AND KNEES ON MY BLOG?!!!!!!!!!!! AND WITH THE TEXT BUBBLE ABOUT HER BEING HORNY FOR ME? COME ONNN MANNN! THAT'S GENIUS DEGRADATION RIGHT THERE. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A SHORTY AND YOU EMBARRASSED THE GIRLS YOU LIKED? THIS IS MUCH MORE INSIDIOUS THAN THAT. THAT BITCH IS HAPPILY ENGAGED 2 THAT 90TO10 CLOWN!!!! BUT YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA STOP ME FROM MAKING HER LOOK LIKE A WHORE? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKERS!
BLOG! GLOW IN THE BLOG!
WHAT DO SQUID ZOMBIES EAT? GIVE UP? SQUUUUIIIIIID BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!
HATERS! HATERS! HATERS! HATERS!
OH…GOD…I'M SO UNHAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is my favorite Mollygood post ever. Fantastic work.
What have you done with Cord? That was not teh suck. I laughed, I cried and then I kind of pee'd myself a little. You all are now forgiven for that whole mini me thing. I like that you hit all my favorite points. Squid brains, remember when you were a shorty, baby knees, glow in the dark. And then you even managed to create some imagery I had no idea I would enjoy. Who would think Japanese herbivore monks could be so much fun. I'd say you deserve a commie for this post.
Cord, this is perfection.
That was totally wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm amazed that the ?'s made their way into that masterpiece.
Right…is this true or is it not??
Wow. I can forgive you your boat shoes for this post. Just, wow.
… i think i love you. best. post. ever.
ok that was the funniest shit i have ever read!!! im pretty sure im not exaggerating! i want cord to post everything kan-speak! =)
Is posting pictures of people you are attracted to sexually really misogynistic? I know it's immature… but I don't get why having an erotic picture of a female on your blog makes you a misogynist. Women put pictures of Johnny Depp up and sometimes add a speech bubble.. but nobody says they hate men.
This rocked my world…like in a really big way. H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S
Yeah, the squid zombies joke was aces, boy.
i can't think of anything more terrifying than squid zombies.
i don't nink it was nice KAYNE SHOUD NOT SCREME AT THIS WEBISTE why is kayne UNTIL BECAUSE oh. kyne scremes and dresses with ipnk orange yell grene HE USUS TOOOO MANY COLOUR IT IS THE PAIN OF EYEA yes. that is not a nise popgraph of the prety womon WHE HAS A WEDGIY it is not comfortbel PULL THE UNDER-WEAR FROM THE HINY that is makign my crak hert
Genius.